Originally Posted by Jrocket

Whats the point here again,I forgot.And Im not going back to reread all the bs'ing.

Is it that an M3 with many mods and 1k lighter in weight can beat a stock E55? Thats the arguement?

Originally Posted by jangy

Haha. I am just poking some fun at another arrogant dude. He'll soon be gone and we'll be picking on the next guy that comes in here thinking he is a gift from the heavens...

I'm done for now. This was getting very boring, since the talk just cycles. Maybe I can just start cutting and pasting from to bottom to keep him amused?

I'm off to go 4X4ing with the Jeep.

Originally Posted by e55 baller

I was driving to my local fish store today to donate a nasty 14 inch wolf fish (huge teeeth....looks just like a snakehead....eats crayfish, other fish, etc.). I had him in a 5 gallon bucket with about 1 gallon of water in the bucket.

About 1/4 mile from the store I spot a red Porsche...I get closer...turbo...closer....3 spoke wheels. 2007 997TT!!! No 30-day tag so I am hoping he will play.

I cut in front of another lesser Benz from the left lane and get right on his ***. He is in the right lane and we are in traffic doing 30mph on 45mph road. I then realize this could be awful if we race since I have a fish that if it gets out will be flopping everywhere. And it has large teeth...just like a pirahna.

I decide to fasten the fish in and reach all the way over and press the electronic button to secure the passenger seat to the bucket against the glove compartment. Pic below. I then tailgate him and pass by the fish store...at this point I am commited to stake him out.

About 1/2 mile down the road we catch a red light and I am right behind him and a minivan is in the left lane. I realized there was no one in front of him and got excited.

I switch off the ESP so that I do not bog. Light turns green and he eases out then floors it. About 1.5 cars (20 feet) are between us when he kicks it. I hammer it in M mode at 15 mph and quickly pull into the left lane around the minivan.

I notice I quickly reel him in and by the time I hit 60 I am even with him...I did not even shift and let the car shift in M mode....I let off at 95 mph as a curve is ahead and he is a solid 2-2.5 cars back. Even if he didn't have his overboost on I am sure I would have torn him up still. Basically he got beat by 4-4.5 cars.

We catch a red light and I roll down the passenger window down to try to talk to him. He is about 40 ish. Its gotta be a long and uncomfortable 2 minute red light...He doesn't even acknowledge me and just looks straight ahead but his son...probably 7 or so looks at me like I just stabbed daddy's brand new christmas present in the heart. I don't know who felt worse...dad or son. I made a u-turn and turned in my killer fish in one piece.

Pics of my beast below.

Originally Posted by Rock

Eurosport,

I don't really care what you think about the hierarchy of German automobile makers.

I am curious as to what kind of aberrant, twisted activities you are involved in.
My one flunked-out semester of psychology tells me I should be concerned about your sig:


Please tell me that you do not have anyone locked in your basement.

Originally Posted by bmoreAMG

There is E55 in Baltimore that will run that 997 and the m3 head up $2500
each. There is also a Supra that will see that 800 hp 996tt $5000 cash.
BEWARE OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR ON THIS BOARD THE BOYZ ARE HERE!

Originally Posted by bmoreAMG

There is E55 in Baltimore that will run that 997 and the m3 head up $2500
each. There is also a Supra that will see that 800 hp 996tt $5000 cash.
BEWARE OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR ON THIS BOARD THE BOYZ ARE HERE!