W211 AMG Discuss the W211 AMG's such as the E55 and the E63

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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:18 PM
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Exclamation Violated. Raped. Assaulted.

Somebody liked the E55 so much last night, they decided to break in.

Victims:

Passport 8500 Blue
Revos
Tag Heuer
Mag Light
Copy of Jackass 2

Right in front of my downtown townhome, 200 pounds of dog sleeping six feet away.


I really liked that Mag Light, too. I hope whomever did this burned their lips on their bloody crack pipe.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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damn. i never leave my watch in the car.
that sucks. i have been broken into like 3 times over the years.
they will get theirs!!!!

not the copy of jackass 2!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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That sucks to hear.I take it the dog is a heavy sleeper?

What model of Tag was it?
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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I have 2 Great Pyrenees. Wonderful if you run across a bear, not so useful with crackheads, apparently.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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That totally SUCKS! Sorry to hear it.

Back in the day I lived (much to my dislike) in Bridgeport by White Sox Park. My car was broken into by my downstairs neighbor. The way I knew was by seeing some of my stuff on their Living room floor as I passed the open door to their apartment.

Try one of those Doggy Uppers SLN used to advertise to get your dog going.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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Cheap Chrono.

I have 2 Great Pyrenees. Wonderful if you run across a bear, not so useful with crackheads, apparently.



sorry to hear that

did they **** up the car in any way? (scratches, dents etc...)
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:00 PM
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Sorry to hear that....
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:09 PM
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....sorry to hear that man...u should move to burbs ? like me..

Do u have an alarm system? motion sensors...
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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My condolences. Hope the a**holes get caught.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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That sucks! Did they break the window?

When I lived in LA some jackarse tried to steal my Jeep @ 2am. My dogs were going nutz so I opened the door an let them go after them while I grabbed the 870. All I heard were screams. When I got out the guy was on the roof of the jeep and jumped over the fence (12 ft drop) and limped away. Hasn't happened since. Here is a picture of one of the guardians his brother is just as big:
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:30 PM
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Welcome to chicago !!I have an extra spot underground parking come by lol.................
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:36 PM
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That sucks! Did they break the window?

When I lived in LA some jackarse tried to steal my Jeep @ 2am. My dogs were going nutz so I opened the door an let them go after them while I grabbed the 870. All I heard were screams. When I got out the guy was on the roof of the jeep and jumped over the fence (12 ft drop) and limped away. Hasn't happened since. Here is a picture of one of the guardians his brother is just as big:
Gorgeous dog!!
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:36 PM
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Hate to hear it. The materials can be replaced. It's the damage to the ride that I hate.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by L8Apex
That sucks! Did they break the window?

When I lived in LA some jackarse tried to steal my Jeep @ 2am. My dogs were going nutz so I opened the door an let them go after them while I grabbed the 870. All I heard were screams. When I got out the guy was on the roof of the jeep and jumped over the fence (12 ft drop) and limped away. Hasn't happened since. Here is a picture of one of the guardians his brother is just as big:
I LOVE dogs.
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by L8Apex
That sucks! Did they break the window?

When I lived in LA some jackarse tried to steal my Jeep @ 2am. My dogs were going nutz so I opened the door an let them go after them while I grabbed the 870. All I heard were screams. When I got out the guy was on the roof of the jeep and jumped over the fence (12 ft drop) and limped away. Hasn't happened since. Here is a picture of one of the guardians his brother is just as big:
Nice dog.
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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sorry to hear about your car! Did they just smash the glass? Beautiful Dog by the way
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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sorry to hear about your car! Did they just smash the glass? Beautiful Dog by the way

Get a wireless camera with a small turret attached to the bottom.. *******S, I am still repairing my A U D I . Yeah Dog looks like the OMEN DOg
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:54 AM
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Sorry to hear about your car man. and i love your dog, i live by a high school in woodland hills and some kids tryed to **** with my car couse the top was down and didn't see that the door was open. my dog noticed them and went after them i got a letter from the police a week or so later about him attacking them. when i told them what happened the kids got arrested couse i was missing my ipod from the car. i found it two weeks later in my bros room. so all i got to say is don't (f)uck with the car couse the dog will eat you.

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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 01:07 AM
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really great looking dog. i had a rottie 20 years ago. he was the smartest and most loyal friend i ever had. :-)
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 01:08 AM
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that's a wolf on your boat. whose foot did the beast retrieve for you?
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 01:59 AM
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that's a wolf on your boat. whose foot did the beast retrieve for you?
that foot is so jacked up i dont think the dog would even retrieve that. lol
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 02:27 AM
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that's a wolf on your boat. whose foot did the beast retrieve for you?

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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ChicagoX
Cheap Chrono.

I have 2 Great Pyrenees. Wonderful if you run across a bear, not so useful with crackheads, apparently.
2 dogs, 200lbs? I also have two, a 200lbs black Great Dane and a 35lbs black Staffie/Labrador cross to keep him alert and never had any intruders, touch wood!
Sorry about your loss mate, thankfully these scumbags will eventually get put away.

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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 08:02 AM
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Sorry to hear about the break-in.

Great Pyres are wonderful at guarding other animals like sheep, cats, and their owners. Obviously not car enthusiasts are they.

My other beasts.
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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Every Thursday night for about two months someone broke into my Landrover Defender. It was easy to do, since the soft top was on...My briefcase one week, my gym the next, change from the cupholder the next. the worst was when the stole a bag of clothes I had for the salvation army.
I lived in some colorful neighborhoods in Chicago. Bucktown, before it was cool, Uptown before it was cool. It is always a crapshoot leaving your car on the street in our fine city...Go Bears!
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