W211 AMG Discuss the W211 AMG's such as the E55 and the E63

Does this happen to you?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Rate Thread
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 03:06 AM
  #1  
Charged55's Avatar
Thread Starter
Almost a Member!
 
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 53
Likes: 0
From: Hacienda Heights, CA
04 E55, 89 MR2 S/C
Does this happen to you?

It is really weird, because I have found this to be happening to me a lot lately. I went over to the local trader joes, for I swear about 10 minutes. I purposely parked way in the back of the lot (an entirely empty row), to try and avoid any dings, but to my surprise as I walk out, I find this:





WOW? I was even sandwiched by TWO cars This also happened at Fry's electronics yesterday. I just think it is so random and funny thought I'd share.

Last edited by Charged55; May 23, 2007 at 03:10 AM.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 03:32 AM
  #2  
DBrasco's Avatar
Member
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 165
Likes: 0
AMGs
Hahaha! Yes! It happens all the time. I have no clue what goes through the drivers head when there are so many other open and closer spots...
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 04:25 AM
  #3  
OzE55's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,117
Likes: 0
From: Brisbane, Australia
2003 E55
They want to park next to a "good" car that won't scratch their doors!
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 04:29 AM
  #4  
AKxSpyO's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 444
Likes: 0
From: Calabasas
2005 Flint Grey E55
HAHaHaHHA THAT IS HILARIOUS! AHHHHHHAHAHHAHA FUNNY.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 05:59 AM
  #5  
way2evil's Avatar
Super Member
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 846
Likes: 1
From: da long island
1989 Toyota Tercel Coupé
Originally Posted by OzE55
They want to park next to a "good" car that won't scratch their doors!
if that is really the case i dont mind, in my nice cars i just park a little bit over the line, not too much for a cop to notice but just enough so someone else wont fit in the spot
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 07:25 AM
  #6  
Rock's Avatar
Administrator
MBWorld Ambassador

20 Year Member
Liked
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,080
Likes: 560
Drives Slowly
It's due to random segments of code

I have also noticed this phenomenon and I think it's beyond human control and can be directly linked to the new breed of intelligent (robotic) vehicles being manufactured. I remember Dr. Alfred Lanning previously described this unusual occurrence.

There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness?
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 07:31 AM
  #7  
deaded's Avatar
Member
 
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 153
Likes: 1
From: Walnut Creek, CA
2003 E55
It happens to me too and it pisses me off
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 07:39 AM
  #8  
oldgixxer's Avatar
Banned
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,323
Likes: 0
From: orange county NY
'05 C55(sold)'05 E55(sold)'06 911C4S(sold)'06 ML350 '06 CLS55(sold),buncha slo bikes
Yes it does happen,and yes like deaded stated above it pisses me off to no end.I purposely park in the most remote spot to avoid all other vehicles/shopping carts gone astray.I'm very **** with my cars/bikes.
I just take the daily driver now if I have to run errands,etc

Great pic btw
Reply
MB World Stories

The Best of Mercedes & AMG

story-0

New Mercedes-AMG SUVs Arrive With NEW V8 Engine: 12 Things You Need to Know

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

8 Oddball Mercedes Ideas That Actually Made it to Production

 Verdad Gallardo
story-2

Dubai Tuner Gives the Mercedes G-Class An Entirely New Look

 Verdad Gallardo
story-3

Six Gift Ideas Your AMG Loving Dad or Grad Will Cherish

 
story-4

7 Craziest Things AMG Gas Ever Built

 Verdad Gallardo
story-5

New Electric Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door Coupe Unveiled: 10 Things You Need to Know

 Verdad Gallardo
story-6

6 Mercedes Models That Did NOT Age Well (But Are Somehow Still Cool)

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

Manual Mercedes? 6 Times Sindelfingen Let Drivers Have All The Fun

 Verdad Gallardo
story-8

Mercedes SLR McLaren 722 S Is Extremely Rare Example Modified by McLaren

 Verdad Gallardo
story-9

8 Classic Boxy Mercedes Designs That Have Aged Like Fine Wine

 Verdad Gallardo
Old May 23, 2007 | 08:18 AM
  #9  
stevebez's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 3,176
Likes: 19
From: London, UK
No longer stock '06 E55, A3 3.2 Quattro, GLE 400d, R107 280SL, Golf Polo
I think people like driving straight rather than turning into a parking spot... btw those are HUGE parking spaces compared to the UK...
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 08:47 AM
  #10  
zoink's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,450
Likes: 1
1989 Toyota Tercel EZ - dyno'd @ 70whp/77wtq
In empty parking lot, I usually take 2 spots and park in angle

So even if there are cars next to me, their doors would not be long enough to ding my car
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:18 AM
  #11  
305-E55's Avatar
Super Member
 
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 809
Likes: 0
From: Miami,FL.
2017 Charger Hellcat
Maybe they wanted to park under the big trees as well
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:21 AM
  #12  
SSM AMG's Avatar
Super Member
 
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 943
Likes: 1
From: Long Island, New york
2004 S55 AMG
Originally Posted by Rock
I have also noticed this phenomenon and I think it's beyond human control and can be directly linked to the new breed of intelligent (robotic) vehicles being manufactured. I remember Dr. Alfred Lanning previously described this unusual occurrence.

There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness?
HAHA Too much Irobot rock.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:25 AM
  #13  
ImInBoca's Avatar
Junior Member
 
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 34
Likes: 0
From: Boca Raton, FL
2010 E550 Sport
Originally Posted by 305-E55
Maybe they wanted to park under the big trees as well
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:29 AM
  #14  
Rafal's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,143
Likes: 3
From: Sydney, Australia
2017 S63 Coupe Iridium Silver
Originally Posted by OzE55
They want to park next to a "good" car that won't scratch their doors!
I agree. my car is the biggest magnet at Westfield Shopping Centres
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:33 AM
  #15  
JamE55's Avatar
Out Of Control!
20 Year Member
Photogenic
Photoriffic
Shutterbug
 
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 21,014
Likes: 2
From: CA, NV, CO
Your car is a "celebrity" and they're not so ofcourse they want to look good.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 10:41 AM
  #16  
ItalianStallion's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,027
Likes: 6
R35 GT-R, EvoX
Originally Posted by Rock
I have also noticed this phenomenon and I think it's beyond human control and can be directly linked to the new breed of intelligent (robotic) vehicles being manufactured. I remember Dr. Alfred Lanning previously described this unusual occurrence.

There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness?
Wow.

Anyway, yeah, taking up 2 (or 4) spaces is the only way to avoid this.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 10:51 AM
  #17  
MiamiAMG's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,107
Likes: 0
From: The Magic City
C63
Happened to me the other day. I went to CVS, parked far away from everyone, not a single car parked were i parked & when i came out, there was one car parked right next to me. There were spaces eveywhere in the lot, but this guy or girl decided to park right next to me. Why?
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 11:08 AM
  #18  
oldgixxer's Avatar
Banned
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,323
Likes: 0
From: orange county NY
'05 C55(sold)'05 E55(sold)'06 911C4S(sold)'06 ML350 '06 CLS55(sold),buncha slo bikes
Originally Posted by zoink
In empty parking lot, I usually take 2 spots and park in angle

So even if there are cars next to me, their doors would not be long enough to ding my car
In NY if you park like that&take up 2 spots,it's an almost a GUARANTEE that somebody will park next to your car just to spite you.

When I had my C55,my wife&I went to Outback for a quick bite.There were 2 small spots cordoned off from the rest of the parking lot as the way they poured the concrete curb so dictated.I pulled into the spot,and realized that it was too small for 2 cars.So I took both.Not too mention there was an entire lot of empty spots available as well.Walkning to the car after dinner I noticed a piece of paper on the windshield&it read "*******,NEXT TIME USE 1 SPOT"
I flipped out and ran into the restaurant...Lets just say I was escorted out by the Police&asked never to come back again.I tried waiting for the person to come out but shiny handcuffs&a big nightstick persuaded me to leave
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 11:11 AM
  #19  
BenzoBoi's Avatar
Super Moderator
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,664
Likes: 3
From: SoCal
W221
I know exactly what yer talkin about...happens to me ALL the time too...
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 11:13 AM
  #20  
Fast55's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,958
Likes: 1
From: Ventura County USA
'06 E55, '05 SLK55, a few others
Yeah, it's a pisser, but it happens because people want to see your car. They aren't going to park close, walk out to where you parked, then walk all the way back to the store, so they park next to you to look it over, then do their thing. It's that, or people are just a$$holes.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 11:31 AM
  #21  
regor60's Avatar
Super Member
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 791
Likes: 23
From: Atlanta
06 E55 Black
Two spots=obnoxious and if one can't take the well deserved abuse arising from that kind of behavior stop doing it. Not directed at the OP
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 12:22 PM
  #22  
BlackHammer's Avatar
Super Member
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 789
Likes: 36
2006 E55
Surely it is people f*&^*$g with you (there is some humor in it from their perspective). However, the up-side of this (and you should change your perspective and welcome it when it happens to you) is your end-game is likely to make sure nothing happens to your car (door dings, whatever). Well, it is unlikely that anyone will door-ding you when they go out of their way to park next to you like this and the end result is "mission accomplished", right?

It is all a matter of perspecitive and personal "spin" on a situation.

In the future you can always say to yourself "thanks for the free door ding insurance"...

Personally, I park as close to the front and next to any car I can (provided there is enough room). In the last 20 years I have only had 2 door dings. Go figure...

TK

Last edited by BlackHammer; May 23, 2007 at 12:24 PM.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 12:29 PM
  #23  
juicee63's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
20 Year Member
Photogenic
Liked
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 6,952
Likes: 4
From: Hollywood CA
2011 twin turboed prius
Originally Posted by Rock
I have also noticed this phenomenon and I think it's beyond human control and can be directly linked to the new breed of intelligent (robotic) vehicles being manufactured. I remember Dr. Alfred Lanning previously described this unusual occurrence.

There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness?



I am now complete. Thanks Rock.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 12:54 PM
  #24  
Ridege55's Avatar
Member
 
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 171
Likes: 2
From: Manhattan Beach, CA
2011 SL550, 2007 CLS63, 2004 X5
Originally Posted by stevebez
I think people like driving straight rather than turning into a parking spot... btw those are HUGE parking spaces compared to the UK...
Yes, and the door reaches maximum velocity as it is about to make the largest freakin ding.
Reply
Old May 23, 2007 | 01:52 PM
  #25  
NGS_E55's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 377
Likes: 0
From: Los Angeles
2013 CLS63 2004 S55
Hilarious

I only saw the 1st pic while reading and was wondering if it was really picture(w/markups)-worthy.

Then I saw the 2nd pic and laughed my a$$ off.

good stuff!
Reply


You have already rated this thread Rating: Thread Rating: 0 votes,  average.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:57 PM.

story-0
New Mercedes-AMG SUVs Arrive With NEW V8 Engine: 12 Things You Need to Know

Slideshow: Mercedes-AMG's updated GLE 63 S and GLS 63 bring a new-generation V8, subtle design revisions, and familiar supercar-rivaling performance figures.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-17 12:52:51


VIEW MORE
story-1
8 Oddball Mercedes Ideas That Actually Made it to Production

Slideshow: Mercedes has never been afraid to experiment, and some of its strangest ideas turned out to be surprisingly successful.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-10 17:43:40


VIEW MORE
story-2
Dubai Tuner Gives the Mercedes G-Class An Entirely New Look

Sideshow: A Middle Eastern tuner has transformed the Mercedes-AMG G 63 into an open-top special, replacing nearly every exterior panel in the process.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-10 15:29:50


VIEW MORE
story-3
Six Gift Ideas Your AMG Loving Dad or Grad Will Cherish

Slideshow: Six gift ideas your AMG loving dad or grad will cherish.

By | 2026-06-03 17:26:18


VIEW MORE
story-4
7 Craziest Things AMG Gas Ever Built

Slideshow: Sometimes AMG builds fast sedans. Other times, it builds twin-turbo V12 land missiles and six-wheeled off-road monsters.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-26 17:59:58


VIEW MORE
story-5
New Electric Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door Coupe Unveiled: 10 Things You Need to Know

Slideshow: Mercedes-AMG's new electric GT 4-Door Coupe trades combustion for software, synthetic noise, and more than 1,100 horsepower.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-20 20:08:15


VIEW MORE
story-6
6 Mercedes Models That Did NOT Age Well (But Are Somehow Still Cool)

Slideshow: Not every Mercedes design becomes timeless, some feel stuck in the era they came from.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:09:07


VIEW MORE
story-7
Manual Mercedes? 6 Times Sindelfingen Let Drivers Have All The Fun

Slideshow: Yes, Mercedes built manual cars, and some of them are far more interesting than you'd expect.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-02 12:36:58


VIEW MORE
story-8
Mercedes SLR McLaren 722 S Is Extremely Rare Example Modified by McLaren

Slideshow: A one-of-one U.S.-spec Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster became even rarer after a factory-backed transformation at McLaren's headquarters.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-29 11:19:28


VIEW MORE
story-9
8 Classic Boxy Mercedes Designs That Have Aged Like Fine Wine

Slideshow: Before curves took over, Mercedes mastered the art of the straight line, and some of those shapes still look right today.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-25 12:05:49


VIEW MORE