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Old 06-22-2007, 03:28 PM
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We're jerks and our cars are slow!

Here's a thread from the local F-body "Kills Section." The last post is referring to me. So far, no takers.

http://www.lvfbody.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25941
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I smoked a brand new SL550 with dealer plates. The best part about it was that I did it twice and his hot *** girlfriend was in the car with him! I bet he felt like a real douche bag when he got smoked by a $20,000 car
No son, he just looked at his "hot *** girlfriend", she looked at him and they lauuuughed and they laughhhhed.
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Originally Posted by Rudyrono
Here's a thread from the local F-body "Kills Section." The last post is referring to me. So far, no takers.

http://www.lvfbody.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25941
You need to redeem us... Get out on the street and take down the first Camaro you see!! Film and pin it on you tube. Then they will lose the only thing by which thou clingith
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I've already got You Tube video beating up on F-body cars, and I had 4 people in the car. Guess I need some new material.
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Originally Posted by Rudyrono
I've already got You Tube video beating up on F-body cars, and I had 4 people in the car. Guess I need some new material.
haha, i love racing people, smoking them, and then driving along side of them so they can see the 4 people in the car
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So wait, this guy is claiming supremacy for driving a $20k F-body, which by at least american standards is a "sports" car, and beating an SL550 which is a heavy pig of a GT and not even an AMG. Oh snap! The embarassment is too much to bear! I'm sure the guy's "hot *** girlfriend" gave him some oral soothing while F-body man went home and oiled his shotgun.
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We're jerks? Those people in cameros and mustangs etc drive like idiots all the time like they own and they're the fastest things on the road...until you give them a lesson, then they behave at least while you're still in sight.
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Originally Posted by bfnnrgn
We're jerks? Those people in cameros and mustangs etc drive like idiots all the time like they own and they're the fastest things on the road...until you give them a lesson, then they behave at least while you're still in sight.
Hahaha. I have to say not all Camaro driver are like that. I do admit many are since they are young and usually drive with the wrong stick.
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So by your own admission, he had a brand new Mercedes, and a hot girlfriend....

I fail to see how this guy really "lost".
They're not all idiots over there.
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They're not all idiots over there.

haha exactly!
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no matter how fast you are there will always be someone faster. Way faster

At least he did not get beat by a diesel 4x4 with a campershell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Id2HZky38s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y210NRGehlI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kfd3A7KFko


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TiRiwCgItQ

Better he was not in a viper in front of a crowd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0XJePUitI


Drive to the track with the wife, kids, ice chest, barbeque, lawn chairs, and fold out table. No need to bring slicks. Embarrass a couple kids who think they hot S^%t. Drive home with the tank still half full of fuel...

Priceless
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HAHAHA...what homos. Talk about ignorant stereotyping....and the SL550 isn't even an AMG. "If you take away the Mercedes, away goes the hot girlfriend"......please
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Beaten by a plastic car. Shame, Shame...
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Originally Posted by health services
no matter how fast you are there will always be someone faster. Way faster

At least he did not get beat by a diesel 4x4 with a campershell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Id2HZky38s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y210NRGehlI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kfd3A7KFko


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TiRiwCgItQ

Better he was not in a viper in front of a crowd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0XJePUitI


Drive to the track with the wife, kids, ice chest, barbeque, lawn chairs, and fold out table. No need to bring slicks. Embarrass a couple kids who think they hot S^%t. Drive home with the tank still half full of fuel...

Priceless
That Viper lost to a TT + NOS'd Dodge Cummins that ran an 11.54 1/4
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Originally Posted by Thericker
That Viper lost to a TT + NOS'd Dodge Cummins that ran an 11.54 1/4
you forgot to add that it was a 6 cyl too with what I think are tall street tires.
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you forgot to add that it was a 6 cyl too with what I think are tall street tires.
Just sickness!!
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I found it interesting that the guy's post has -

320.92 rwhp / 339.50 tq

Now, on this forum I wouldn't advertise to ya'll if my CL55 was running so poorly it could only put out a 339.50 torque number.

I've owned two fourth gen F-bodies (both of which were, believe it or not, rare) and a 99 C5 vette. My love-hate relationship with GM right now is that they unfairly convince their customers that they are providing vehicles with "musclecar" drivetrains at 339.50. It's sad, actually.

But I guess my comments make me a jerk.
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The difference between the two guys at the end of the day is:

The guy with the with the ‘F’ body runs home to get his jollies off by telling everyone on his forum.

The guy with the Benz runs home and has to make do by having his hot looking wife/girl friend do it for him.


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Originally Posted by health services
The difference between the two guys at the end of the day is:

The guy with the with the ‘F’ body runs home to get his jollies off by telling everyone on his forum.

The guy with the Benz runs home and has to make do by having his hot looking wife/girl friend do it for him.

Guys in Benzos aren't the only ones w/hot girlfriends
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that goes without saying...
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[QUOTE= "hot *** girlfriend" gave him some oral soothing...[/QUOTE]

Is this when a woman whispers softly in your ear to slow down...?
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Jim,

You crack me up.

As far as the f-body goes, I own a beautiful 98 Z28. Love the way it looks but it's no match for the beast, and...it's no slouch.
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