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Old 06-22-2008, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
well you can fail to see, but that does not make things not true lol

fact is, when you do the ECU MOD, or even if you DONT
euro cars like MERC and others in EUROPE RUN 95 octane..

evey been there friend? guess not,,
well they cars are designed over there for that octane and then detuned
for the US, and our **** gas, which robs performance slightly.

so I am merely restoring it, to what the car was designed IN GERMANY
( news bulletin) for..

buessing you never been to a race track either, cause all the Motorbikes and most of the cars who know what they hell they are doing. that run gas using RACING OCTANE 100-118

now since the ECU has a limited adaptive range that will show gains with octane,even with the ECI mod ,
and 100 octane gas is like $8 a gallon, a few gallons goes a long way.. to making 95 octane, which is what the eurocars run on. and which does make the car run better,..

instead of flapping your gums why dont you try a few gallons of higher octane, to make 94-95 and see for yourself,,

get that *** outta that chair and live a little and enjoy life..

good luck friend
I am so psyched that most of you guys are sleeping now so I got to point out the obvious first -

YO MORON,

Europeans use a different Octane rating system than we do, MON vs RON. European 95 octane is the equivalent of somewhere between 90-91 U.S. If you are going to throw down insults, know your facts.

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Old 06-22-2008, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
maybe but threads posted by people like cylinderhead who dont even own a MB at all, and drive around in rice burners, which is blastphemy on a german car site, is far worse..

Im merely responding to his outrageous attacks.. and giving him some of his own medicine so he knows what it feels like..
though he probably has his ******* where his heart is anyway.

I have no issue with you though, you entitled to your opnion
peace

The funniest part, to me, about this whole thing is who cares that you dont have an AMG. Who cares that AMG started off blah blah blah. The fact remains you spend every second dancing around the fact you are a POSER!!!!
You talk about all the great mods you had done. AWESOME. I love seeing people mod there cars. I have started to.
Im not sure if you get it. AMG badge on back is bad enough, but going the extra step with the 6.3 is POSING!!! I have seen dealers throuw AMG badges on the back of non AMG cars, because dealers think it will help the car sell since it has the AMG body styling they like to add the badging to it. That is NOT AMG doing this. It is the dealer. Then you add a 63 badge on the side?!?!?!? that is YOU taking it the extra step and are making the rest of us AMG 63 actual owners look bad.
Why do you want all of us to look BAD??? There is no way your 350 even with you mods would respond the way a TRUE 63 AMG would. So in the end you are making the real AMG's here look bad.
That is why you will find NO SYMPATHY from anyone on this board.
I am sure non of this sinks in. Must be some kinda disorder. You really should go hang out in some kinda poser forum where everyone will look up to you. Because no matter what you say or do at this point. You should debage that POS you gots or post pics of your car with a 63 engine in it. Cause to me is you cant prove you have a 63 engine in your ride you are a POS POSER!!!!!
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I am getting sketchy information that Cylinder Head's reponse should range somewhere between Shock and Awe, to German Blitzkrieg. So far though, no signs of him have been reported around MBWorld.

We'll keep you updated on further developements. Meantime the city of MBWorld continues to cry out, "Cylinder Head, where are you!!!?"

Old 06-22-2008, 10:16 AM
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Yes, let's get him in here before the banning and or

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If you're reading this, let's give uber-poser just a little more rope before he strangles himself with it.
Old 06-22-2008, 10:26 AM
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ummm....your posts range from 11pm to 5am....on a saturday night. if you are going to tell people to get out of the house, meet girls etc...you might not want to be sitting home alone on a saturday night. you probably have not gotten a response from him because he has a life. try craigslist or something, get yourself a date.

[QUOTE=UBERKAR;2897490]
Originally Posted by emrliquidlife
So when a girl laughs yet again at your small *****, you have to come in here and review some ish that you already got powned for?

sounds like you have expierence in the above matter,, you describe it so vividly

yeah well no one owned me,, lol in fact it looks alot like the reverse
besides that word is for loser computer geeks and gameplayers,
and PUCKASS lowlife teens, and wannabe coolsters, who repeat things they say, or saw on TV.. lol

my advice to you is get out of the house, put down the game controller
take your hand outta your pants, and go out a meet some girls, lol
and go see some cool cars, and learn about cars, and share info constructively, instead of trying to pile on and pick on people like a buttmeister who lites his asshairs on fire to see if farts are flammable.

your buddy BELOW you defending is lonely, cause I wont talk to him. and others wont,
maybe he needs you
here he is for you to confort him


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Originally Posted by Zax63
I am so psyched that most of you guys are sleeping now so I got to point out the obvious first -

YO MORON,

Europeans use a different Octane rating system than we do, MON vs RON. European 95 octane is the equivalent of somewhere between 90-91 U.S. If you are going to throw down insults, know your facts.
I was just going to say.
Old 06-22-2008, 10:38 AM
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This is arguably the most pathetic attempt to get a rise out of me since I've been on this board. I don't even need to dignify it with a response as every post has been in support of me (thanks gents) and reinforcing the fact that UBERKAR is a POSER and has the English language equivalency of a bloodhound.

I've had more riveting conversations with my neighbor's autistic child. Fun's over guys, somebody break out the banstick, this chimp's gone way too far in his horrid attempts at humor, and it's sunday, and I'm about to go get some crepes with my girl who, unlike UBERKAR, I spent the night with instead of posting absolutely pathetic photochops that only served to own the OP, and not me.
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Originally Posted by Jakpro1
I am getting sketchy information that Cylinder Head's reponse should range somewhere between Shock and Awe, to German Blitzkrieg. So far though, no signs of him have been reported around MBWorld.

We'll keep you updated on further developements. Meantime the city of MBWorld continues to cry out, "Cylinder Head, where are you!!!?"

Let me Add this:



I have NO photoshop skillz but you get the idea
Old 06-22-2008, 10:40 AM
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You're messing with the wrong guy here man......

CylinderHead is our official Poser Disposer, and once he reads this, you may not be able post online for a while.
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Originally Posted by MB_Forever
You're messing with the wrong guy here man......

CylinderHead is our official Poser Disposer, and once he reads this, you may not be able post online for a while.
+1

I've been tolerating his ***** for a while, but bottom line is he's violated the TOU by creating a new forum name after being previously banned. He won't even respond to the legions of accusations that he's rebadged an E350.

Time for the banstick!!

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It's official...this fukstick just doesn't know when to quit...

At this point, I'd second a ban. At least there was some psuedo-debate going on before amidst all the ownage, but now it's devolved to something below the insults we used to sling in 3rd grade. What's next...a "yo momma's so fat" joke?

Uberdouchebag needs to go.
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Originally Posted by Cylinder Head
This is arguably the most pathetic attempt to get a rise out of me since I've been on this board. I don't even need to dignify it with a response as every post has been in support of me (thanks gents) and reinforcing the fact that UBERKAR is a POSER and has the English language equivalency of a bloodhound.

I've had more riveting conversations with my neighbor's autistic child. Fun's over guys, somebody break out the banstick, this chimp's gone way too far in his horrid attempts at humor, and it's sunday, and I'm about to go get some crepes with my girl who, unlike UBERKAR, I spent the night with instead of posting absolutely pathetic photochops that only served to own the OP, and not me.

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By the way, uberdumbfuk, I love that you now have a pic in your siggy of an AMG with quad-exhaust.

Only problem is: It doesn't have a LICENSE PLATE on it. So what dealer did you swing by to take that pic?

Or were you dumb enough to waste $3k putting an AMG exhaust on your 6-cylinder posermobile?
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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
maybe but threads posted by people like cylinderhead who dont even own a MB at all, and drive around in rice burners, which is blastphemy on a german car site, is far worse..

Im merely responding to his outrageous attacks.. and giving him some of his own medicine so he knows what it feels like..
though he probably has his ******* where his heart is anyway.

I have no issue with you though, you entitled to your opnion
peace

What's great is that you inadvertently owned yourself, by spending your entire Saturday night orchestrating this pyroclastic flow of failure, while I was out enjoying myself, and all the while there hasn't been a single response in your favor. Now this morning I wake up to my favorite Sunday treat, a BJ and some fresh ownage.



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...aaaaaaaaaaaand NEVER responds to the question as to why he has a 6.3 badge on his car when it's not...*******g kook!
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dont ban him, he opened up a large can of ownage that will soon insue
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I don't even need to dignify it with a response as every post has been in support of me ...
You would think he would get a clue, but I guess he likes farting and smelling his own crap.
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i love how he called an m5 and a turbo supra "pos rice"
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...aaaaaaaaaaaand NEVER responds to the question as to why he has a 6.3 badge on his car when it's not...*******g kook!
How can he response???
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dont ban him, he opened up a large can of ownage that will soon insue
Oh you wait, I've got something gorgeous cooking.
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This clown is SERIOUS about being a poser... It seems he really did waste money on installing the E63 bumper and quad pipes.... Boy, i bet real AMG owners fear the ferocious sound of that big 6CYL farting through those pipes..... Now, if you didnt have the badges all over the car, than you would get props... ****, theres guys on here with 350's with REAL E63 styling, and REAL AMG exhaust, there cars looks SICK!!, but you dont see them plastering E63, 6.3 badges all over it..... Get a life, your not fooling anyone with your horrible explanations of what AMG means/is.. The majority of us drive real AMG cars, and know what that means. Not just a bunch of "more money than brains" guys here.. Heres the pic for you guys to see how far UBERFAKER is going to justify himself having a REAL E63...



Thanks, have a nice day... Oh, and as CH pointed out, i too woke up to today to early morning booty with a girl you can only dream about, and pull your pud to.... Now ill get in my REAL AMG and drive her home...
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Originally Posted by obsidian05e55
This clown is SERIOUS about being a poser... It seems he really did waste money on installing the E63 bumper and quad pipes.... Boy, i bet real AMG owners fear the ferocious sound of that big 6CYL farting through those pipes..... Now, if you didnt have the badges all over the car, than you would get props... ****, theres guys on here with 350's with REAL E63 styling, and REAL AMG exhaust, there cars looks SICK!!, but you dont see them plastering E63, 6.3 badges all over it..... Get a life, your not fooling anyone with your horrible explanations of what AMG means/is.. The majority of us drive real AMG cars, and know what that means. Not just a bunch of "more money than brains" guys here.. Heres the pic for you guys to see how far UBERFAKER is going to justify himself having a REAL E63...



Thanks, have a nice day... Oh, and as CH pointed out, i too woke up to today to early morning booty with a girl you can only dream about, and pull your pud to.... Now ill get in my REAL AMG and drive her home...
Oh noes!!!! UBERKAR was suspended!!!!

Let the ownage continue. I'm having a little photoshoot to show what I was doing last night while UBERKAR spent his entire night pulling his pud to the AMG catalog and fumbling with MS paint.
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