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Old 06-21-2008, 11:35 PM
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this is for all the people who the billy CYLINDER **** HEAD has insulted
abused or just plain hate him lol


one should ignore DOG****
you dont have a conversation with it when you see it on the sidewalk
you merely IGNORE IT and it will DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY in the WIND

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Putting those cheap *** 6.3 side markers and an AMG emblem on the back of your car dont make you an real AMG. SO why Pose? You get what you deserve IMO.
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Dude..this guy is really lame. I bet you he's some 18yr old TROLL with no MB at all. lol
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Doesn't the E63 AMG come w/4 AMG quad tips and AMG brakes/calipers from the factory? Surely they must've fallen off your hooptie ride after delivery? LoL No need to answer BOY! this is a rhetorical question


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I'm afraid you won't find one bit of sympathy here. You might want to try somewhere else, no one in this forum believes in your definition of what makes an AMG. In fact, you have ignored the opinion of AMG corporate in that if it doesn't have an AMG engine, it's not an AMG, nor is it delivered with badges just because it has wheels or a bodykit. Same thing applies to seats, brakes, shocks, suspension, etc.
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Originally Posted by Andy0331
I'm afraid you won't find one bit of sympathy here. You might want to try somewhere else, no one in this forum believes in your definition of what makes an AMG. In fact, you have ignored the opinion of AMG corporate in that if it doesn't have an AMG engine, it's not an AMG, nor is it delivered with badges just because it has wheels or a bodykit. Same thing applies to seats, brakes, shocks, suspension, etc.

Im afraid you have no idea how AMG started or used to be as a tuner before they were bought by MB,, and have never been to their old tuning locations

nor do you realize that BRABUS, and KLEEMAN and LORINSER, and RENNTECH
all offer the same custom mods, without an complete engine mod and put their badges on the car officially..
so your outta luck sorry..

living in SO CAL, with all these tuners here, and all the 1000's of MB tuned cars here, I see this everyday.. so alot of people here laugh at the overly possessive people who had a factory MB AMG car, and belittle others
or try and act superior..

car enthusiansts which began in SO CAL, enjoy sawping stories and learning from each other, and modding here,, not being mean a few loudmouths
like some few on this forum who know nothing about cars , mods,
the industry, or true car enthusiasts..

I have grown up with cars all my life, known and met some of the most influencial car leaders in the industry, including george barris,
andi granetelli, jackie stewart, Bob Peterson ( peterson publishing hot rod magazine, and Motor Trend) numerous racing team guys, and many car shows, SEMA, etc etc etc.
so I know what the true car lover and enthusiast should be
and they dont knock, other peoples rides, or think they know it all..

the ones that do, like a few on here are just angry losers, who dont know crap about cars..
thats about it
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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
Im afraid you have no idea how AMG started or used to be as a tuner before they were bought by MB,, and have never been to their old tuning locations

nor do you realize that BRABUS, and KLEEMAN and LORINSER, and RENNTECH
all offer the same custom mods, without an complete engine mod and put their badges on the car officially..
so your outta luck sorry..

living in SO CAL, with all these tuners here, and all the 1000's of MB tuned cars here, I see this everyday.. so alot of people here laugh at the overly possessive people who had a factory MB AMG car, and belittle others
or try and act superior..

car enthusiansts which began in SO CAL, enjoy sawping stories and learning from each other, and modding here,, not being mean a few loudmouths
like some few on this forum who know nothing about cars , mods,
the industry, or true car enthusiasts..

I have grown up with cars all my life, known and met some of the most influencial car leaders in the industry, including george barris,
andi granetelli, jackie stewart, Bob Peterson ( peterson publishing hot rod magazine, and Motor Trend) numerous racing team guys, and many car shows, SEMA, etc etc etc.
so I know what the true car lover and enthusiast should be
and they dont knock, other peoples rides, or think they know it all..

the ones that do, like a few on here are just angry losers, who dont know crap about cars..
thats about it

Ok, so let's say there is a reason why you have an AMG badge on your car (i dont think ANY car without the AMG engine should have the badge) but i will let it slide for you.............can you explain why you have a 6.3 badge and a E63 badge? surely you don't have a 6.3 liter engine....if you do post pictures...if not you fail and are a poser. THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
I need attention in the worst way...

I fail to see how any of your infantile, nonsensical ramblings validate gluing on a fake AMG badge.

Or listing 95 octane as a mod....
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Originally Posted by Andy0331
I'm afraid you won't find one bit of sympathy here. You might want to try somewhere else, no one in this forum believes in your definition of what makes an AMG. In fact, you have ignored the opinion of AMG corporate in that if it doesn't have an AMG engine, it's not an AMG, nor is it delivered with badges just because it has wheels or a bodykit. Same thing applies to seats, brakes, shocks, suspension, etc.
perhaps you should read the MBG and AMG books and story,
maybe some racing heritage, and oh yeah look at their website and catalog.
for all the UPGRADES they offer in PARTS for AMG and NON AMG MB,

happy reading, friend
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Originally Posted by ChicagoX
I fail to see how any of your infantile, nonsensical ramblings validate gluing on a fake AMG badge.

Or listing 95 octane as a mod....
well you can fail to see, but that does not make things not true lol

fact is, when you do the ECU MOD, or even if you DONT
euro cars like MERC and others in EUROPE RUN 95 octane..

evey been there friend? guess not,,
well they cars are designed over there for that octane and then detuned
for the US, and our **** gas, which robs performance slightly.

so I am merely restoring it, to what the car was designed IN GERMANY
( news bulletin) for..

buessing you never been to a race track either, cause all the Motorbikes and most of the cars who know what they hell they are doing. that run gas using RACING OCTANE 100-118

now since the ECU has a limited adaptive range that will show gains with octane,even with the ECI mod ,
and 100 octane gas is like $8 a gallon, a few gallons goes a long way.. to making 95 octane, which is what the eurocars run on. and which does make the car run better,..

instead of flapping your gums why dont you try a few gallons of higher octane, to make 94-95 and see for yourself,,

get that *** outta that chair and live a little and enjoy life..

good luck friend
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Originally Posted by E55Bit
Threads by posers suck
maybe but threads posted by people like cylinderhead who dont even own a MB at all, and drive around in rice burners, which is blastphemy on a german car site, is far worse..

Im merely responding to his outrageous attacks.. and giving him some of his own medicine so he knows what it feels like..
though he probably has his ******* where his heart is anyway.

I have no issue with you though, you entitled to your opnion
peace


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So when a girl laughs yet again at your small *****, you have to come in here and review some ish that you already got powned for?

Douche, but not just a plain one, the Douchyest Douche!

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[quote=emrliquidlife;2897481]So when a girl laughs yet again at your small *****, you have to come in here and review some ish that you already got powned for?

sounds like you have expierence in the above matter,, you describe it so vividly

yeah well no one owned me,, lol in fact it looks alot like the reverse
besides that word is for loser computer geeks and gameplayers,
and PUCKASS lowlife teens, and wannabe coolsters, who repeat things they say, or saw on TV.. lol

my advice to you is get out of the house, put down the game controller
take your hand outta your pants, and go out a meet some girls, lol
and go see some cool cars, and learn about cars, and share info constructively, instead of trying to pile on and pick on people like a buttmeister who lites his asshairs on fire to see if farts are flammable.

your buddy BELOW you defending is lonely, cause I wont talk to him. and others wont,
maybe he needs you
here he is for you to confort him


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Originally Posted by UBERKAR
Im afraid you have no idea how AMG started or used to be as a tuner before they were bought by MB,, and have never been to their old tuning locations

nor do you realize that BRABUS, and KLEEMAN and LORINSER, and RENNTECH
all offer the same custom mods, without an complete engine mod and put their badges on the car officially..
so your outta luck sorry..

living in SO CAL, with all these tuners here, and all the 1000's of MB tuned cars here, I see this everyday.. so alot of people here laugh at the overly possessive people who had a factory MB AMG car, and belittle others
or try and act superior..

car enthusiansts which began in SO CAL, enjoy sawping stories and learning from each other, and modding here,, not being mean a few loudmouths
like some few on this forum who know nothing about cars , mods,
the industry, or true car enthusiasts..

I have grown up with cars all my life, known and met some of the most influencial car leaders in the industry, including george barris,
andi granetelli, jackie stewart, Bob Peterson ( peterson publishing hot rod magazine, and Motor Trend) numerous racing team guys, and many car shows, SEMA, etc etc etc.
so I know what the true car lover and enthusiast should be
and they dont knock, other peoples rides, or think they know it all..

the ones that do, like a few on here are just angry losers, who dont know crap about cars..
thats about it
Who's E63 is that in your sig? I'm not going to argue with you about whether your car is an AMG or not, but can you just tell us what it originally started as? E550?
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someone help cylinderhead up to his scooter

can someone help CYlinderhead onto his scooter, he cant seem to slide onto it, and he is quickly stiffening up, and gonna dry up and blow away soon
or even worse get STEPPED on


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Originally Posted by emrliquidlife
So when a girl laughs yet again at your small *****, you have to come in here and review some ish that you already got powned for?

Douche, but not just a plain one, the Douchyest Douche!

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Oh man,soon all of UBERKARS personal information/pictures/credit history/sexual preference/address will be slathered all over this site for all to see.....
UBERKAR,be prepared for the onslaught which is surely on it's way
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Originally Posted by oldgixxer
Oh man,soon all of UBERKARS personal information/pictures/credit history/sexual preference/address will be slathered all over this site for all to see.....
UBERKAR,be prepared for the onslaught which is surely on it's way
40 pages here we come!

Uberkars get the sand out of your vagina. Your first post is not even on the same league as other works to kills posers and scammers!


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