W211 AMG Discuss the W211 AMG's such as the E55 and the E63

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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 02:50 PM
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Talking too funny! E55 on ebay:

incredible details! tons of written information included after the photographs... crazy! time slips too!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...EF:MOTORS:1123

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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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<snip>The E63 is slower and comes with the puny 6 piston brakes instead of the SL65/SLR 8 piston setup on the E 55. The E63 is cheaper to build(no supercharger), and is just a way for MB to squeeze more profit.<snip>
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 03:57 PM
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CLASSIC!! I'm laughing my a>> off.

"Hi to all who have waited patiently for the results of our drag race.
Let's set the scene"

I wish I had that much time.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 05:44 PM
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i thought the listing said new orleans... but the car was in new england and the guy said his the owner of a dealership in LA??? wth? im confused
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 05:44 PM
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guys

this guy has ripped off the results of the Moroso drags that we did in the early days of the E55 vs E63 debate, that I posted on this forum two years ago.

Those are my time slips from Moroso not his - this guy is ripping off my stuff and I am going to shut him down

I wil keep you posted on this thread.

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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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I fixed the time-slips image that he is hotlinking to with a pertinent message.

take a look at his ebay posting now.

No matter how you look at this, he is a total slime ball amateur for sure. Snipping irrelevant content to make his car look good. Plus plagiarism, hotlinking, and more.

I thought about sending him an email to let him know, but I thought better of it. I would rather have it out there so that everyone can see what he is doing.

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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:26 PM
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CLASSIC!! I'm laughing my a>> off.
"Hi to all who have waited patiently for the results of our drag race.
Let's set the scene"
I wish I had that much time.
jdeastbay - if you were around on this forum when the AMG 63 was launched, you will understand why we did that test. AMG was claming 500+HP for the new E63, yet the E63's were getting ET's of 12.6 and traps of around 113mph at the strip. At the same time the new M5 was doing similar ET's but trapping at 118mph, and of course the stock E55's were running low 12's and trapping 115+mph, so there was a lot of debate going on, and nothing added up.

So we took a couple of cars to the strip to test for ourselves - nothing more! If I recall correctly, AMG even went so far as to ship two US E63's back to Germany for testing, as they were unable to expalin what we were experiencing here in the US when the E63 was launched.

Just a trip down memory lane
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Good job Siswati changing the verbage on the time slip pics

Does this signature look fake? I have owned 3 AMG's and none of the sigs were this pronounced. Maybe Im reading too much into it:

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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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Thanks for the clarification Siswati. My gut feeling was his listing smelled, didn't realize it would get this strange...
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:33 PM
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dude i read through the whole thing, and all i can say is, that's pretty messed up. he could have at least contacted you and asked for permission, which i'm sure you'd have given him.
now hotlinking the time slip is just freakin great, GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:36 PM
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Good job Siswati changing the verbage on the time slip pics

Does this signature look fake? I have owned 3 AMG's and none of the sigs were this pronounced. Maybe Im reading too much into it:

I can't even read the sig on my plaque, that one looks doctored up.

Why would he be bragging about race and beating the crap out of his car. I'f I am car shopping the last thing I want to know is that the guy beat the crap out of it at a race track...even though I am gonna beat the crap out of it worse than he could ever even dream.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by siswati
I fixed the time-slips image that he is hotlinking to with a pertinent message.

take a look at his ebay posting now.

No matter how you look at this, he is a total slime ball amateur for sure. Snipping irrelevant content to make his car look good. Plus plagiarism, hotlinking, and more.

I thought about sending him an email to let him know, but I thought better of it. I would rather have it out there so that everyone can see what he is doing.


Sa...weet.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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Hey Vic55

Never seen a nameplate like that, and I have been under the hood of many AMG's. Also on my recent visit to the AMG factgory in Alfalterbach, NONE of the plates waiting to be affixed to the engines looked like that.

And on a side note, while I was there I asked about my current CLS55 engine builder (name withheld to protect the "innocent") and he had recently been let go!!!! Couldn't extract the reason!!!!
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by siswati
Hey Vic55

Never seen a nameplate like that, and I have been under the hood of many AMG's. Also on my recent visit to the AMG factgory in Alfalterbach, NONE of the plates waiting to be affixed to the engines looked like that.

And on a side note, while I was there I asked about my current CLS55 engine builder (name withheld to protect the "innocent") and he had recently been let go!!!! Couldn't extract the reason!!!!
The car might be fake- I really didnt take a look at all the pics but that badge was suspect.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 08:50 PM
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that's completely cool that you were able to change his ebay ad!



the dealer sounds a bit off... which is THE reason that i always research/find/purchase my sports cars from fellow enthusiasts like you all. we are all passionate about our 'hobby' and care for our automobiles accordingly. i've been around mostly bimmers and everything BMW - and i've been impressed thus far with this forum and its members.

keep it coming!
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 08:51 PM
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haha...I thought it was an ok add until his character was exposed from siswati's intervention.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 11:04 PM
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I tip my hat to Siswati...what you did is hilarious. Imagine the seller/prospective buyers are just scrolling through his ad and then see your little message. It caught me completely off guard. Very nice work.

I love this forum. Seems like everyone who tries to pull a quick one on us, gets owned.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 08:28 AM
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I tip my hat to Siswati...what you did is hilarious. Imagine the seller/prospective buyers are just scrolling through his ad and then see your little message. It caught me completely off guard. Very nice work.

I love this forum. Seems like everyone who tries to pull a quick one on us, gets owned.
+10000000 easily one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen in an ebay ad!!!
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 08:37 AM
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That car just looks dirty.

and does the 55 really have 8 piston brakes? never seen one in person.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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and does the 55 really have 8 piston brakes? never seen one in person.
Yes, it has manly-man brakes with 8 pot calipers. The E55 brakes made my 996 GT3 brakes look girly-man by comparison.
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Originally Posted by siswati
I fixed the time-slips image that he is hotlinking to with a pertinent message.

take a look at his ebay posting now.
Completely

I have never laughed so hard in my life

I would pay big time to see the look on his face when he sees " His add" now.

Great work my friend

See yeah
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I have never laughed so hard in my life

I would pay big time to see the look on his face when he sees " His add" now.

Great work my friend

See yeah
Totally Owned.... He probably so stupid not to see that his ad was changed... What an idiot!
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Originally Posted by siswati
I fixed the time-slips image that he is hotlinking to with a pertinent message.

take a look at his ebay posting now.

No matter how you look at this, he is a total slime ball amateur for sure. Snipping irrelevant content to make his car look good. Plus plagiarism, hotlinking, and more.

I thought about sending him an email to let him know, but I thought better of it. I would rather have it out there so that everyone can see what he is doing.


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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:31 AM
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