Long Tube Headers.....what to look for?
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08 S65, 06 M3 CS(stick), 02 BMW X5 4.6iS, 07 R1 Raven, 08 F-450 4x4, 08 CooperS JCW
No, I said assclowns on M5board. Not all M5board members. There are several members here that are members there as well.
Honestly the funniest thing I've ever read came from that site. As I recently posted in this forum, an assclown claimed that another members M5 lost to a stock C63 because the C63 ran nitrogen in his tires (saving 5lbs of rotating mass per wheel), the C63 had a clear bra that reduced his drag coefficient by .01, and there is apparently a carbon fiber ram air intake that I've never heard of much less seen worth 30rw for a C63.
Honestly the funniest thing I've ever read came from that site. As I recently posted in this forum, an assclown claimed that another members M5 lost to a stock C63 because the C63 ran nitrogen in his tires (saving 5lbs of rotating mass per wheel), the C63 had a clear bra that reduced his drag coefficient by .01, and there is apparently a carbon fiber ram air intake that I've never heard of much less seen worth 30rw for a C63.
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Its kind of like the lesson all of us learned around age 10... Stand up to those bullys jangy and face your fears! Not saying all of us are mature.. just some people shouldnt need to wait till about 40+ years to face those bullys..
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I blew the picture up CSI style with photoshop and here is what I got
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I read that thread and it was a bad attempt at a joke. Seriously, the guy wrote it all and then his friend was like, "he'd kidding." It was a monumental waste of time but not representative of the more knowledgeable members on that site. So some of them are stupid but not that stupid
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Hey...when I get banned tomorrow for all this can somebody that is attending Willow and Famosa be sure to post up my lap times and e/t's so Jangy can see.
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Can we still attend Willow as spectators if we're not racing? I may be able to make it there for a couple of hours and I'd like to watch all the cars in action....
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Not me. I'm a fat sloppy ugly oaf... But I'd show up at a race just to put a beat down to all deserving one.
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I'm not going anywhere so never fear. Jim and Andy, all I can say is WOW!! Kharma is a mean lady.
I'm disgusted by internet brands and the moderators on this board, but it won't stop my endless love of cars and hanging out with others like myself. I will also NEVER stop trying to find better and cheaper ways to mod our cars. That is the passion and I will always help the members in any way I can. Thank god for mymb, since I am sure many of us will be moving ASAP. We'll still be posting just as much here, but it will clearly be all talk and no tech.
Yes, I am missing my tooth. I was young and stupid and begged the dentist to pull it because I was in pain.
Sean, you are beyond pitiful.
I'm disgusted by internet brands and the moderators on this board, but it won't stop my endless love of cars and hanging out with others like myself. I will also NEVER stop trying to find better and cheaper ways to mod our cars. That is the passion and I will always help the members in any way I can. Thank god for mymb, since I am sure many of us will be moving ASAP. We'll still be posting just as much here, but it will clearly be all talk and no tech.
Yes, I am missing my tooth. I was young and stupid and begged the dentist to pull it because I was in pain.
Sean, you are beyond pitiful.
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Don't worry, it takes much more than trash to scare me off. I went through more than this in high school and it won't end with you. Morons come and go and are rarely remembered.
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"I would not, could not, on a bike.
I could not, would not, with a trike.
I will not race you with a mouse.
I will not race you in a house.
I will not race you here or there.
I will not race anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. "
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Put up or shut up, really it's that simple.
Actually it isn't. What hapened to helping the E63 guy with rotors? What happened to the CEL from the secondary cat? You know nothing and that may be a good thing for you...
I never jumped on any bandwagon, I've been saying you are full of **** from the first day I've read your drivel. You are the king of the crap spewers here. You've never explained what a brake plate is...
Actually it isn't. What hapened to helping the E63 guy with rotors? What happened to the CEL from the secondary cat? You know nothing and that may be a good thing for you...
I never jumped on any bandwagon, I've been saying you are full of **** from the first day I've read your drivel. You are the king of the crap spewers here. You've never explained what a brake plate is...
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Jangy...when are you going to race me? We can get on bicycles and race, I will race you on foot, I will race you on a go-kart, I will race you on a motorcycle, I will race you on an ATV, I will race you on a ****ing Green Machine...just race me on something for god sakes, everyone wants to see it, they have all been waiting since August when you challenged me to a $10,000 bet in Vegas, I had my car in the hauler and ready to go when you backed out in typical Jangy fashion. Then I let things cool down, you left me alone and I left you alone and then 2 days ago out of the blue you start flaming me for no appearant reason ...time to step up Jangy, Let's do this thing!
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Jangy...are you missing a tooth in that pic? Dude, I would stop dumping money into your car and get that grill fixed...and I'm not talking about the grill on your car.
Yes I am. I only have so much $$ and the car's grill won out.
.... if at the end of the day I am notat least 2.000 seconds per lap faster than you I will cut you a check for $5,000...that is my offer, you don't have to do anything but show up and run, if my best lap of the day is not 2.000 seconds quicker than your fastest lap of the day you get paid. If I best you by 2 seconds or more all I walk with is bragging rights, no money out of your pocket.
Yes I am. I only have so much $$ and the car's grill won out.
.... if at the end of the day I am notat least 2.000 seconds per lap faster than you I will cut you a check for $5,000...that is my offer, you don't have to do anything but show up and run, if my best lap of the day is not 2.000 seconds quicker than your fastest lap of the day you get paid. If I best you by 2 seconds or more all I walk with is bragging rights, no money out of your pocket.
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Yes, I would agree, Karma is a *****. I just cashed in a few of the tokens I have built up over the past few mos, I'll save the rest for later.
By all means, please resume the longtube discussion...Though if you plan on selling them to a mbworld.org member you should probably become a sponsor.
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So, you just want to harp on my not knowing the proper term for a part that you claimed you could source but CAN'T? Look over all those posts where you call me out and see which of us is getting the BS flag raised on us. Want me to point to the posts or do you think the weather channel can help you navigate over?
Bottom line is you talk **** and claim you are so fast. PROVE it. Go make $5K from Jrcart. Show your lowcost horsepower and handling mods, change our minds.
Until then I'm just going to sit here and laugh at the comedy that you provide. Can't wait to see your homebuilt/tuned headers. Just a word of warning, designing the headers incorrectly can cost upwards of 35hp....
Still think it's easy?
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