you went there

Alex is to hot to cool anything down!

The only thing funny about any of this are the funny responses to Newton's not very funny post.

Jeebus, what is with all of the lame turds (sorry, love that word) telling newton how not funny his post is? What is this?...a website for comedic intent grading? Who cares?

I agree, jrcart's response is pretty funny and newton wasn't even "fishing".

This site need a Penal Implant company as a sponsor, they'd make a killing. Looks like there's a few people that have some complexes, however, keep it rolling, I find it entertaining !!

I just spit out my drink reading this thread hahahah. Newton FTW.

Really...really e-thug? I'd place bets on newton anyway LoL.

They aren't renntech.

His post was a joke and you can't even take that. This clearly shows you are just ready to attack without even reading all of the posts. Every other post, you are showing off your wealth. cough....d**k...cough.

I thought it was funny; it was the responses that were lame.

+1

Lotta animosity on the w211 AMG forum... but not like we didn't already know that

Personally, I found it amusing for a couple reasons - one, it shows the "flaw" in the quote-system that you can make anyone say anything (who knew?); two, it was so obviously a satirical post, to draw out responses as if it were legitimate was pretty funny.

Oh, the wheels are Lorinser (or Lorinser reps). Either way, I always liked that turbine style, reminscient of the SLR

LOL, tough crowd eh? It's not like I'm an comedian, I was just trying to lighten things up a bit. Why are some of you so tense anyways? We come here to share our enthusiasm for cars, but a select few choose to make this whole thing a pissing contest.

Wooo Go Newton

this is some funny turds............check out what Paris Hilton said:

Interesting....

lol, I realized it had to be a joke after reading the 2nd quote. I thought it was funny, but the reaction/response was classic.

A lot of testosterone flowing around in the 211 section.

holy crap jrcart, you're hella rich! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna go to Famoso, I really wanna see how the hell you are in person.

I've never seen such an arrogant person in a 11 second car in my life. JR, what you got to race? I ain't got much $, but I just might be your Huckleberry. I may also insist on a few turns.

After reading his quote a while back something to the effect of, "I'm not an engineer but I can afford a few," plus his reaction to this joke, it would be easy to think Junior is just a complete a** who honestly gives MB enthusiasts a bad rap, but I disagree. His online persona seems to be such a caricature, that I think he's really just the funniest, most sarcastic guy on this forum. No one can truly be that bad. So I for one believe he's pulled something over on everyone!

Newton, LOVED the reference to a 1997 MB forum!

Quoted for truth.

No, U had it right....He is a a** who gives ANY entusiasts(car or motorcycle) a bad rap!

OT-What's up Derek? How's life treating U in Fl? Tell wifey I said hello.

Sounds like a challenge to me? And Jrcart NEVER backs down from a challenge! Right????????????

Hey Derek

glad to see you back here! I have no interest in a Jangy/JRCart matchup. But a JRCart vs. DerekFSU - now there is a match up for sure - both have $$$$$ and Skillz (or at least claimed skillz).

Derek - how's your team looking for Daytona? Will be nice to have you under the OPM tent this weekend at Sebring. You, me and Rhett will need to become drafting partners as Charbonneau and Van Vurst teamed up together last week at PBIR to kick my butt in Race #2. Not sure where Drago's alliances lie?

Drago? The guy from Rocky is back???

Jim cant respond because he is on suspension right now. Putting up one of Dereks racecars against Jims street CLK isn't fair though. I'm sure Jim would do the CLK vs E55 though (roadcourse)

Wasn't it Rocky...? Classic movie reference, though

Maybe haven't been around long enough - what does Derek race? That's quite a rig in his sig....

You are right, I fixed it. Everytime I think Stallone I think Rambo lol

I dont remember what he races lol Mazda I think

ENDSMTG- the man who hooked me up back in the day! Hope all is well with you, Courtney says HELLO in return. Stay warm up there!

SISWATI- I think Daytona is looking good. During the Grand Am test days last weekend, we were P1 and P3 in our two cars during 2 of the 3 days. P2 and P4 on one other day. This should be our worst track of the year so we feel pretty good about that. I saw how well you did last weekend, very cool indeed. It's looking more and more like we won't make Sebring this weekend. May have to do some work Sat night and Sunday afternoon. If we miss everything but can come down on Sunday, we'll just start from the back.

blackbenzz- I agree, depending on the car. Car choice can always be such a pain. I have an idea- we both drive his car or we both drive my car. Doesn't matter really.

C32AMG- I drive the most manly of all manly vehicles known to man, the Mazda Miata. I have some others for driving fast, but NOTHING races like a manly miata! Until you've felt the "in your face" G compression on the back straight of Sebring in a 17.2 second quarter mile miata, you haven't lived!!!

Mr JrKart- this obviously has you in the unfair position of not being able to respond. I can be reached via email: derek@whitisconsulting.com. Have fun and be safe in Vegas. Great choice by the way with Evosport. Though I'm a Kleemann guy and a Kleemann dealer, Evosport was very good to me when they sponsored my M6 in the Cannonball back in 07. I dealt with Simon who was great!

how did Jim end up on suspension?

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