JANGY and JRCART, I will race both of you for $50k!!!!
01-08-2009, 03:05 AM
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JANGY and JRCART, I will race both of you for $50k!!!!
I'm so tired of you guys whining about how your automobiles can do this and that. I think it's time to kick things up a notch and go hardcore. It's time to put your ***** where our mouths are.
Stop talking smack about me on the internets. Anyone can be a keyboard warrior behind that monitor. Only real men can backup their words.
I extracted this from the 1997 MBWorld archives from the International Mercedes-Benz Messageboard Information and Database Registry...
Whatever man, just try me. I have the legendary and world renown M113 engine. What do you have? The M156? LOL! I have two spark plugs per cylinder. PER CYLINDER!!!!
Ha! Don't be so confident now Jangy the Jangermeister. With my curb weight of 4133 lbs and ESP, I will obtain adequate traction off the line leading me to a 15.5 second victory. What will your New Balances do for you??
Don't be so sure of that sport! I get the feeling that I will win at the end of the 10th lap!!
Weak stuff! I personally went to a legitimate Mercedes dealership and had their technician lower my S430 up to an inch from stock via the state of the art Star Diagnostic system!! With only minor camber issues, I will not have to worry about camber wear around the track!
And? The badges on my car don't have dumb apple trees!
Sure, whatever.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. The quoted dialogues of these members may or may not have been modified. I do not dislike either jrcart or Jangy. Please don't ban me.
Stop talking smack about me on the internets. Anyone can be a keyboard warrior behind that monitor. Only real men can backup their words.
I extracted this from the 1997 MBWorld archives from the International Mercedes-Benz Messageboard Information and Database Registry...
Originally Posted by jrcart
newton22, you don't stand a chance. I will put lightyears on your S430 with my CLK63 BS in reverse!!!!
Originally Posted by Jangy
newton22, I never talked smack about you, but I will run your S430 at the dragstrip.......on foot! HAHAHAHA!!!
Originally Posted by jrcart
newton22, I will be at Laguna Seca this Sunday. I will be there at 3 AM in the morning before the gates open. I will give you a 20 lap headstart in a 10 lap race. You still won't win.
Originally Posted by Jangy
newton22, I have a Renntech ELM which yields me a 4.5 inch drop and 385/15ZR-18 tires in the front which produce 2.5 lateral Gs. What does your S430 have?
Originally Posted by jrcart
I just realized you don't even have an AMG.
Originally Posted by Rock
I'm hard as a rock.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. The quoted dialogues of these members may or may not have been modified. I do not dislike either jrcart or Jangy. Please don't ban me.
01-08-2009, 10:28 AM
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I wont ban you for the post but honestly-- they were not that funny. The only quote that was funny was the Rock one. You might want to do a search under his name for posts and see what real humor is all about 
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01-08-2009, 11:27 AM
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I'm so tired of you guys whining about how your automobiles can do this and that. I think it's time to kick things up a notch and go hardcore. It's time to put your ***** where our mouths are.
Stop talking smack about me on the internets. Anyone can be a keyboard warrior behind that monitor. Only real men can backup their words.
I extracted this from the 1997 MBWorld archives from the International Mercedes-Benz Messageboard Information and Database Registry...
Whatever man, just try me. I have the legendary and world renown M113 engine. What do you have? The M156? LOL! I have two spark plugs per cylinder. PER CYLINDER!!!!
Ha! Don't be so confident now Jangy the Jangermeister. With my curb weight of 4133 lbs and ESP, I will obtain adequate traction off the line leading me to a 15.5 second victory. What will your New Balances do for you??
Don't be so sure of that sport! I get the feeling that I will win at the end of the 10th lap!!
Weak stuff! I personally went to a legitimate Mercedes dealership and had their technician lower my S430 up to an inch from stock via the state of the art Star Diagnostic system!! With only minor camber issues, I will not have to worry about camber wear around the track!
And? The badges on my car don't have dumb apple trees!
Sure, whatever.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. The quoted dialogues of these members may or may not have been modified. I do not dislike either jrcart or Jangy. Please don't ban me.
Stop talking smack about me on the internets. Anyone can be a keyboard warrior behind that monitor. Only real men can backup their words.
I extracted this from the 1997 MBWorld archives from the International Mercedes-Benz Messageboard Information and Database Registry...
Whatever man, just try me. I have the legendary and world renown M113 engine. What do you have? The M156? LOL! I have two spark plugs per cylinder. PER CYLINDER!!!!
Ha! Don't be so confident now Jangy the Jangermeister. With my curb weight of 4133 lbs and ESP, I will obtain adequate traction off the line leading me to a 15.5 second victory. What will your New Balances do for you??
Don't be so sure of that sport! I get the feeling that I will win at the end of the 10th lap!!
Weak stuff! I personally went to a legitimate Mercedes dealership and had their technician lower my S430 up to an inch from stock via the state of the art Star Diagnostic system!! With only minor camber issues, I will not have to worry about camber wear around the track!
And? The badges on my car don't have dumb apple trees!
Sure, whatever.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. The quoted dialogues of these members may or may not have been modified. I do not dislike either jrcart or Jangy. Please don't ban me.
Hey smart azz, do you really want to race me for $50k? What is the race, what kind of car will you be driving, what track? You better look around and get your facts straight before making yourself look like an idiot. I don't back out of challenges or bets, if you think I'm not going to show up to Willow next week your are sorely mistaken.
I have never claimed my car to be the fastest car on the planet, but I do know it's faster than Jangy's, everyone on this board know's it's faster than Jangy's, only problem is Jangy does not think it is faster than his (sounds like he might now) and I'm going to prove it to him.
Don't let your little wise azz post get you in trouble, I own two homes outside of Dallas, I'm down there all the time, your wise azz is a 3.5 hour drive for me, in fact I am flying into Dallas tonight to hop in my hauler and head to Vegas, but me being the gambling man that I am might consider passing on Vegas if a better wagering opportunity presented itself.
Come on d!ckhead, what are you proposing for this $50K race...I'm gonna call your bluff just like I did Jangy's.
...I'm waitng you *****! Make me an offer I can't refuse!
Your bust-out azz probably does not even have $50k to lose on a race anyhow. I'm good for it, I can wire the money to a neutural 3rd party for verification.
01-08-2009, 11:32 AM
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opps...I just re-read it and saw the disclaimer, I missed that on the first pass, it was small thought it was part of your sig.
That being said, it was not too funny...even the Jangy stuff was off base, and I hate Jangy.
P.S. I will still run you for some $ if you want
That being said, it was not too funny...even the Jangy stuff was off base, and I hate Jangy.
P.S. I will still run you for some $ if you want
01-08-2009, 11:46 AM
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Hey smart azz, do you really want to race me for $50k? What is the race, what kind of car will you be driving, what track? You better look around and get your facts straight before making yourself look like an idiot. I don't back out of challenges or bets, if you think I'm not going to show up to Willow next week your are sorely mistaken.
I have never claimed my car to be the fastest car on the planet, but I do know it's faster than Jangy's, everyone on this board know's it's faster than Jangy's, only problem is Jangy does not think it is faster than his (sounds like he might now) and I'm going to prove it to him.
Don't let your little wise azz post get you in trouble, I own two homes outside of Dallas, I'm down there all the time, your wise azz is a 3.5 hour drive for me, in fact I am flying into Dallas tonight to hop in my hauler and head to Vegas, but me being the gambling man that I am might consider passing on Vegas if a better wagering opportunity presented itself.
Come on d!ckhead, what are you proposing for this $50K race...I'm gonna call your bluff just like I did Jangy's.
...I'm waitng you *****! Make me an offer I can't refuse!
Your bust-out azz probably does not even have $50k to lose on a race anyhow. I'm good for it, I can wire the money to a neutural 3rd party for verification.
I have never claimed my car to be the fastest car on the planet, but I do know it's faster than Jangy's, everyone on this board know's it's faster than Jangy's, only problem is Jangy does not think it is faster than his (sounds like he might now) and I'm going to prove it to him.
Don't let your little wise azz post get you in trouble, I own two homes outside of Dallas, I'm down there all the time, your wise azz is a 3.5 hour drive for me, in fact I am flying into Dallas tonight to hop in my hauler and head to Vegas, but me being the gambling man that I am might consider passing on Vegas if a better wagering opportunity presented itself.
Come on d!ckhead, what are you proposing for this $50K race...I'm gonna call your bluff just like I did Jangy's.
...I'm waitng you *****! Make me an offer I can't refuse!
Your bust-out azz probably does not even have $50k to lose on a race anyhow. I'm good for it, I can wire the money to a neutural 3rd party for verification.
You are just killing me....
I can just imagine you reading this , throwing your morning coffee at the monitor LOL
01-08-2009, 11:59 AM
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01-08-2009, 02:03 PM
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Jangy racing in New Balance...now that was funny!
damn it! I thought it was on!!!!!!!!!
01-08-2009, 03:06 PM
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talk about flying off the handle. LOL
01-08-2009, 04:06 PM
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Hey smart azz, do you really want to race me for $50k? What is the race, what kind of car will you be driving, what track? You better look around and get your facts straight before making yourself look like an idiot. I don't back out of challenges or bets, if you think I'm not going to show up to Willow next week your are sorely mistaken.
I have never claimed my car to be the fastest car on the planet, but I do know it's faster than Jangy's, everyone on this board know's it's faster than Jangy's, only problem is Jangy does not think it is faster than his (sounds like he might now) and I'm going to prove it to him.
Don't let your little wise azz post get you in trouble, I own two homes outside of Dallas, I'm down there all the time, your wise azz is a 3.5 hour drive for me, in fact I am flying into Dallas tonight to hop in my hauler and head to Vegas, but me being the gambling man that I am might consider passing on Vegas if a better wagering opportunity presented itself.
Come on d!ckhead, what are you proposing for this $50K race...I'm gonna call your bluff just like I did Jangy's.
...I'm waitng you *****! Make me an offer I can't refuse!
Your bust-out azz probably does not even have $50k to lose on a race anyhow. I'm good for it, I can wire the money to a neutural 3rd party for verification.
I have never claimed my car to be the fastest car on the planet, but I do know it's faster than Jangy's, everyone on this board know's it's faster than Jangy's, only problem is Jangy does not think it is faster than his (sounds like he might now) and I'm going to prove it to him.
Don't let your little wise azz post get you in trouble, I own two homes outside of Dallas, I'm down there all the time, your wise azz is a 3.5 hour drive for me, in fact I am flying into Dallas tonight to hop in my hauler and head to Vegas, but me being the gambling man that I am might consider passing on Vegas if a better wagering opportunity presented itself.
Come on d!ckhead, what are you proposing for this $50K race...I'm gonna call your bluff just like I did Jangy's.
...I'm waitng you *****! Make me an offer I can't refuse!
Your bust-out azz probably does not even have $50k to lose on a race anyhow. I'm good for it, I can wire the money to a neutural 3rd party for verification.
Man as rich as you should be able to afford a decent sarcasm detector! I'll up the stakes and race you for pink slips and $200k to top it off, let me know.
01-08-2009, 04:22 PM
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I was only a bit funny the first time dude....give it a rest becasue now you just sound like an attention *****.
01-08-2009, 04:24 PM
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01-08-2009, 04:35 PM
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Dude...give me a break, you own a 2000 S430 with fake renntech wheels, the odds of you having $200k liquid cash to wager in a bet is slim to none...possibly worse if that's posible. You probably don't even have $2k liquid cash to wager.
