I have never had so much fun! I have never been such a degenerate on the road. I have never been such a dick on the road. I have never driven so aggressively. I have never ditched cops before. I have never left so much carnage in my wake. I have never felt like such a bully. I have never been so frustrated by speed limits. I have never been so impatient.
Not before my Beast anyway.

I have never enjoyed a vehicle so much! I have never giggled from driving my car! I have never had the radio off for months to listen to the engine & exhaust! I have never raced my car! I have never experienced thrust like this! I have never experienced effortless acceleration! I've never had a car hug me! I've never tuned a car! I've never been so happy to come up to a red light! I've never played with the throttle like I do! I've never had to try SO hard to control the throttle on a straightaway!
At least not until I got my Beast!

I'm so confused.... It's so bad, but it feels SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!

 

 

lol.

 

Dude, you need a girlfriend.

Nick

 

WOHA!!!! Hopefully you are not offering!

 

ahahahha

 

Haha nice story!

 

lol. when did u get the E55?