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Old 02-12-2009, 11:37 PM
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Back in the 60's, there was a very hot blonde in Jersey with a 1967 427 vette with a bumper sticker that read "If you can beat me you can **t me." Unfortunately, my Honda S90 was not up to the task!

you can what me? **t .... you mean ***K ?
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a woman. A hot woman. Probably someone's mom. She came up next to me this morning at 8:30 on Wilshire near Westwood, rolled down the window and said "So those E55s are supposed to be fast huh?" and I replied "do you want to find out?" Once traffic cleared up we both floored it (stock Carrera 997 coupe) and obviously I pulled ahead. By a lot. Still some good morning excitement with a hot MILF. When we slowed down she came next to me and blew me a kiss I wanted to fallow but I realized I was on my way to pick up my GF for breakfast. Lol
You realize I'll be out next Thursday morning at 8:30 on Wilshire near Westwood I'll report back LIVE w/cell phn video from the Cougars den

Old School style....

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Originally Posted by Coalman
Back in the 60's, there was a very hot blonde in Jersey with a 1967 427 vette with a bumper sticker that read "If you can beat me you can **t me." Unfortunately, my Honda S90 was not up to the task!
I am from the NY area and have heard MANY stories about that vette from the day.
I wasnt even born at that time but my dad and some freinds used to road race their Jag XKE's in the day and can tell ya she was TRU to he word
Brings back funny stories he's told me over the years!
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My wife drives this a good bit on nice days. Oh the stories I hear from the other perspective.


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you can what me? **t .... you mean ***K ?
dine on her nether region
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Not in my car....butttt..

This past summer, Im coming out of the bank and what do I see?

Brand new Audi R8!! White with black stripe....Just a gorgeous car....It was the first time I had ever seen one. It had super dark tinted windows.

I think; "wow, must be a real car guy---Im gonna go complement him on his sweet ride"

I walk over....the door opens and all of sudden I feel like Im at a Photo shoot for a Calander or something.

All I see is this LONG SLIM TANNED leg come out the door---then another....
this asian girl steps out wearing a tight black MINI dress and like 6 inch heels. She must have been 6"2 with the heels, and most of it was legs. Im not into asian girls but even I had to say DAMN!!

Ever since that day---I cant help shake the thought that R8's are Hot Chick cars.
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you can what me? **t .... you mean ***K ?
"you can ea*"...Does that help? Your girlfriend must be very disappointed in you!!!
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The hottest thing I've seen in my life was driving a DB9 Volante through La Jolla a couple months ago and she was beyond sexy... Too bad I couldn't get her to run me, that would have been icing on the cake.
All I know is that it wouldn't have been the cake that got the "icing"....


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[QUOTE=W211 BEAST;3348860]And then put the map up for all to see. If only I was smarter huh? It looks like I ruined it for all of us then. Lol




Exactly.. Cougars do their own hunting. So if she initiated the conversation. She may have been ready to maul you.

I don't get it. Hot girl rolls up beside and starts flirting, first thing people do around here is punch the beast and leave her in the dust? Let her win and as vic stated talk to her at the next light..

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And then put the map up for all to see. If only I was smarter huh? It looks like I ruined it for all of us then. Lol




Exactly.. Cougars do their own hunting. So if she initiated the conversation. She may have ready to maul you.

I don't get it. Hot girl rolls up beside and starts flirting, first thing people do around here is punch the beast and leave her in the dust? Let her win and as vic stated talk to her at the next light..
I would have loved to enact this plan last night. Saw a little cutie (def not cougar) in an E550 last night tearing up the asphalt. She was going ***** out from light to light, but only once she seen my car. I tried to get next to her but there seemed to be just the right amount of cars in the right spots to thoroughly c*ck block me

She then made an abrupt left hand turn and I lost her into the sunset. Damn the luck.
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Talking I wonder if she will race a C63 too???

Originally Posted by W211 BEAST
a woman. A hot woman. Probably someone's mom. She came up next to me this morning at 8:30 on Wilshire near Westwood, rolled down the window and said "So those E55s are supposed to be fast huh?" and I replied "do you want to find out?" Once traffic cleared up we both floored it (stock Carrera 997 coupe) and obviously I pulled ahead. By a lot. Still some good morning excitement with a hot MILF. When we slowed down she came next to me and blew me a kiss I wanted to fallow but I realized I was on my way to pick up my GF for breakfast. Lol
Maybe it's the 4 tailpipe thing
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Talking Tell us, Tell us, pulease!!!

Originally Posted by AudiOn19s
My wife drives this a good bit on nice days. Oh the stories I hear from the other perspective.


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there's no way I'd ever let my wife drive a fast car, not with guys like us out there. LOL
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Originally Posted by W211 BEAST
there's no way I'd ever let my wife drive a fast car, not with guys like us out there. LOL
My wife is not allowed to drive my 63. We own 2 other Jeeps so she can jump as many curbs and mediums as she wants and I dont give a crap!
I have nightmare horror stories in my mind of her taking it out just ONE time and returning it to me all messed up. She prefers to be a passenger in it anyway and let me be the one to mess it up!
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I'll be driving up and down Wilshire till I see her.
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+1 to staking out Wilshire on mornings from now on.

But about the whole Cougar Den thing that was brought up... I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!

After dinner last night (Valentine's Day) my GF, her friend and her friend's BF went to some "club" in Agoura Hills. I think the place was called Padre's. Restaurant by day, club by night. (I actually saw a white E55 in the parking area... anyone here?) And I'm gonna guess that the average age of the girls was 36 or so. Some in their high 20's, some in their mid 40's. Most cougars. Me and the other BF went doing some research and we found that it's possible to go there any night and leave with a woman. It might have been because we were younger than the average guy there, but I dont think so. Every girl there is there to get some.

To everyone who wants some cougar p**** should head over there. I think the freeway exit on the 101 was Canon, but I'm not sure.

All I know is that after I left my girlfreidn made me promise to never go back there alone if we were still going out. Lol.

So who am I gonna see there next Saturday night?

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