I need to come clean with everyone on this forum....
04-01-2009, 05:30 AM
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I need to come clean with everyone on this forum....
I've been hanging around you guys for years on and offline, but I must stop this madness before it is too late. There is no simple way to say it, so I will just say it: All of the cars I have ever posted online were not mine (Except for my '94 E320, which I still own). The few ones that you saw me driving at meets... well there's an explanation for that.....
I'm not who you guys think I am. I am the manager of a high end detailing shop and I have, on several occasions, been allowed to take my customers' vehicles off site to get them detailed. The only thing is.. I did not detail them. Instead, I went to meets, BBQ's and what not. For the few shops that did work on these cars, the work was not done for me, but for our customers.
I am extremely ashamed of having lived this double life. Some of you guys have allowed me into your homes, in your families, and I continued the lies. Why? Because I believed it all in my sick head. I am getting some help and my family is going to provide me with adequate help. I will likely not have Internet access for a long long time, as forums proved to be the starters of my demise.
I want to apologize to all of you for doing what I did. I am just at a loss for words. I know that this thread will probably gain epic proportions and be linked to every single forums in the world, but I don't care, because for once, I feel free to be who I really am. And who am I?
I'm Mark Francois. Yep, even my name was fake. Imagine that. I am French Canadian...but I have been living in CA since I was 1yr old. I faked my accent to impress you guys (those who have met me). I don't own private jets and the likes. I only make $17/hr and I'm a nobody
The reason I'm bringing all this out in the open today is even harder than hell to admit.....
and it's because it's mafakin' April fools fooooollss!
I'm not who you guys think I am. I am the manager of a high end detailing shop and I have, on several occasions, been allowed to take my customers' vehicles off site to get them detailed. The only thing is.. I did not detail them. Instead, I went to meets, BBQ's and what not. For the few shops that did work on these cars, the work was not done for me, but for our customers.
I am extremely ashamed of having lived this double life. Some of you guys have allowed me into your homes, in your families, and I continued the lies. Why? Because I believed it all in my sick head. I am getting some help and my family is going to provide me with adequate help. I will likely not have Internet access for a long long time, as forums proved to be the starters of my demise.
I want to apologize to all of you for doing what I did. I am just at a loss for words. I know that this thread will probably gain epic proportions and be linked to every single forums in the world, but I don't care, because for once, I feel free to be who I really am. And who am I?
I'm Mark Francois. Yep, even my name was fake. Imagine that. I am French Canadian...but I have been living in CA since I was 1yr old. I faked my accent to impress you guys (those who have met me). I don't own private jets and the likes. I only make $17/hr and I'm a nobody
The reason I'm bringing all this out in the open today is even harder than hell to admit.....and it's because it's mafakin' April fools fooooollss!
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04-01-2009, 09:33 AM
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I am not who you guys think I am...I actually drive a corolla....for real...I am dead serious. I am just taking this opportunitty to say it since The Godfather brought it up.....The V12 is from my neighbor..
Right...when pigs fly....
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04-01-2009, 11:30 AM
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I don't get it. I'm also supposed to be French Canadian. And the Godfather makes $7 more an hour than I do. I still don't get it 
Fool me once shame... shame on you. Fool me.... you can't get fooled again.
Fool me once shame... shame on you. Fool me.... you can't get fooled again.
04-01-2009, 11:53 AM
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HA, totally got me GF. Half way through, I was like, "Whats with the MBWorld confessional lately??"
First Rock, then this
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