Official Poser Sighting Thread

W212 "E63"
AMG rear end, exhaust...thought, wow, nice car. Pulled up along side. Cheezy rep wheels, and stock calipers with white AMG stickers on them
...AND...6.3 AMG badge on the fender and V8 Bi Turbo badges ON THE DOOR!...needless to say, I feel bad for the guy. He probably thinks everyone thinks his car is awesome.
I was fooled at first, as I was in my STi, and it was dark as I passed him up. Then he floors it to catch up to me and we meet at a light. I roll my window down and stumped how there is no fender badge as I don't really look at S63's and S65's all day but I knew there is suppose to be a fender badge, but there wasn't.
I tell him I have an E63 AMG but i'm sure he didn't believe me, lol. I was in my STi so he started getting mad after I told him he was a poser. He said something along the lines of:
"This thing will stomp that!" pointing at my Stock engine STi (Coilovers and a lot of suspension mods/xbrace/endlinks, etc.)
Well luckily we were in Mexico, and the light turned green, and he got the jump just because it took a second to get the RPM up to do the launch, but immediately I start passing him really badly before I get out of 1st. 2nd gear the same.
"Bad reaction time!" he yells out at the next light. "O yeah buddy I'm gonna give it to your poser *** real hard in a bone stock STi", was going through my head, and also, "this is for the guys in the "official poser sighting thread"
Second run I get a nasty fat launch and lurch ahead really badly while I hear him spinning his heavy "dubs." I get away pretty far and I end up in a turning lane to get onto a freeway onramp.
He brakes really hard ends up passing the line, we wait for the light. Then it turns green and hear the most painful wheel hop from the poser's S550, So I gun it through the turn, shift into second before coming out, and I'm already ahead even though I was in the outer lane. I get into third, and expect his 5.5 L v8 to take over and start catching up, but it doesn't happen. I start clapping for him for being such a poser as he does his ricer fly by on the freeway running into traffic.
Now, if I wasn't an AMG owner myself, I would've never known, and told all my STi buddies that I sexually assaulted an S AMG in a drag race.
*Edit: The S550 did sound good with the exhaust, but not like an AMG. I just wish he could take that badge off and be happy he has a nice sounding s550, not pose as an AMG.
Last edited by infantry; Feb 20, 2012 at 01:25 AM.
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
I too am placing AMG parts on my car but I still call her an E500.
Don't think too far into this whole thread.
What is AMG's marketing slogan??? I can't hear you.....
That cause your lame a$$ doesn't know.
"ONE MAN, ONE ENGINE" if your engine doesn't have a hand inscribed badge placed there by a certified AMG engine builder it ain't an AMG plain and simple!
Go it tards????
Last edited by grantwoodtx; Feb 22, 2012 at 09:40 AM.
What is AMG's marketing slogan??? I can't hear you.....
That cause your lame a$$ doesn't know.
"ONE MAN, ONE ENGINE" if your engine doesn't have a hand inscribed badge placed there my a certified AMG engine builder it ain't an AMG plain and simple!
Go it tards????
1. Makes you the biggest poser of all.
2. Dilutes the brand image that us real AMG owners pay for.
But continue to pose away.......one day you'll make the hall of shame
BUT
YES slap on a ///AMG badge to your CLK500 and we'll still call you a retard!
BTW CLK500's are a great ride as it is so there's no need to pose.
And your getting on GWood on his spelling when in your posts.....
1. Your use of "y" and not "why"
2. Your use of "compressor" when its really "kompressor"
3. No question mark when asking a question?
4. Use of "outa" instead of "outta" or preferably "out of it"
Why dont you take a picture of your car for us with all of it's AMG parts?






, thats my color! STI limited huh?




