My first kill in the e55
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My first kill in the e55
Like the smoking hot girl at the bar, you can't control who comes up to you...
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
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nice kill! I killed a guy in a souped up s2000 in my e92 335i a few months back...those s2000's sure are sexy with the hardtop and corner like nobody's business though...but straight line wise, like you said 
ALL HAIL E55
ALL HAIL E55
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As a former owner of an S2000, I can tell you they are horrible from a dig.
You would crush most of them at any starting point, but they do much better if they can start around 6k rpms...and have a good driver.
You would crush most of them at any starting point, but they do much better if they can start around 6k rpms...and have a good driver.
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Like the smoking hot girl at the bar, you can't control who comes up to you...
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
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Shame on you for picking on a punny NA 4-cylinder car that has just a bit more than a 1/3 in displacement of your motor! J/k! Given what you observed, he probably deserved every bit of the spanking!
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Like the smoking hot girl at the bar, you can't control who comes up to you...
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
I wouldn't waste my fuel. Not something I want to brag about
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Like the smoking hot girl at the bar, you can't control who comes up to you...
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
A Honda S2000 with some really loud pipes pulled up next to me at a stoplight. The driver was a choched-out guy with enourmous sunglasses and techno music about 50-db too loud...you know the type.
He revved his engine twice and I thought he was kidding. Then I realized that nobody has ever "challenged" me before...and the kids weren't in the car, so what the heck.
You know how this ends. It wasn't much of a race, and after I was about 10 lenghts ahead of him, he slowed down and changed lanes to avoid his shame.
Dave - 1. Choched-out guy in his incredibly loud-yet-slow S2000 - 0.
All hail the e55.
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Nice! Waste gas and kill everything you see! It is hard enough for us 55's to even be noticed as a race car.. The more you kill,, the more the word will get out.. kill, kill and kill!
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Some will make a pretty good argument the current CTS-Vs have already toppled the E-Class AMG since '08 (both stock & modding potential)...and I'm pretty certain the 2011 BMW M5 575HP+ bi-turbo V8 will do so easily.
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racing is like cheating on your wife , If your gonna do it you better make sure she is better than what you have and dont get caught pigging with a fatty or your friends will make fun of you !!!! 
