Pics from the deer carnage. . .
12-18-2011, 01:04 PM
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Pics from the deer carnage. . .
My CSI like deduction skills have informed me it went down something like this:
1) fist impact was on left side bumper/ 1/4 panel area resulting in a "popped headlight", turnsignal, damage to the bumper, front quarter panel and possible suspension damage as a result of hitting the wheel when turned. . .
The ****er's head then decided to introduce itself to my hood. . .
while his body said "hello" to my doors. . .
full shot. . .
and now. . .in order for me to get my speed fix. . .I relegated to this. . .
1) fist impact was on left side bumper/ 1/4 panel area resulting in a "popped headlight", turnsignal, damage to the bumper, front quarter panel and possible suspension damage as a result of hitting the wheel when turned. . .
The ****er's head then decided to introduce itself to my hood. . .
while his body said "hello" to my doors. . .
full shot. . .
and now. . .in order for me to get my speed fix. . .I relegated to this. . .
12-18-2011, 01:26 PM
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Wow...that really sucks BT. We crushed one in my wife's car on Halloween night. Trick or treat...fresh deer jerky! Bright side, at least you weren't flossin' on your vossens and weren't you planning e63 front upgrade?
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12-18-2011, 01:57 PM
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Sucks man..but I'm a deer crushing pro. Call me if you need advice. But I'm watching my Skins embarrass your beloved G-Men, so you're gonna have to wait. 
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list....
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list....
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12-18-2011, 02:45 PM
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had to laugh at the game setup! LOL!!
what a jerk! that deer really served up a load man!!
hating it for you cousin......
!!!!!!!!!
what a jerk! that deer really served up a load man!!
hating it for you cousin......
!!!!!!!!!
12-18-2011, 03:16 PM
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I hope the deer is ok, otherwise PETA will be showing up to see you.
Funny, my friends that hunt come home empty handed every weekend, and we get 2 or three a year. Ill tell them to sell their riffles and buy an E55. Better odds
Here is the E55 fitment:
Funny, my friends that hunt come home empty handed every weekend, and we get 2 or three a year. Ill tell them to sell their riffles and buy an E55. Better odds
Here is the E55 fitment:
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12-18-2011, 03:27 PM
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Next time, much easier to just use a Baretta Shotgun !!! But I am sure the deer looks much worse than your car.
Must be up around Darnestown, MD to see wildlife. I grew up in Silver Spring, so all I saw was cement !!!!
Good Luck on the fix.
Must be up around Darnestown, MD to see wildlife. I grew up in Silver Spring, so all I saw was cement !!!!
Good Luck on the fix.
12-18-2011, 08:00 PM
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Wtf seems like we got bad luck! Good thing you didn't do your e63conversion. Hope no one got hurt, except just the car. At least you're dealing w your insurance co unlike me. 2 e55s down for the count.
12-18-2011, 08:27 PM
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A single tear just ran down my cheek. Crazy I was just watching the Vossen Vid of your car the other day. Looks like an easy fix.
damn that sucks, not to bad tho!
Wow...that really sucks BT. We crushed one in my wife's car on Halloween night. Trick or treat...fresh deer jerky! Bright side, at least you weren't flossin' on your vossens and weren't you planning e63 front upgrade?
Yeah - it just came on Friday - gotta love the timing
I definately feel your pain. I hit a wild hog on Snake Road down here. Thank god I was in my 500. Glad you wasnt hurt.
wow real sorry to hear and even worse to see, i expected the grill to be toast too. glad it wasnt worse and no one was hurt.
Is that poop *inside* your door? If so... the deer's or yours?
Sucks man..but I'm a deer crushing pro. Call me if you need advice. But I'm watching my Skins embarrass your beloved G-Men, so you're gonna have to wait.
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list...
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list...
- I actually read that to the misses. . .nope - she was out by herself and I was home playing video games. . .She's been actually asking about you two but tis the season of holiday parties (she was out with her college friends and TRUST ME - those single 30 year olds - oh good Lord - sometimes it's just better to stay at home and play video games. . .Thanks for the offer for the rides brother but worse case scenario I can just use my company car or hers, I'm going to try to get it into the shop by next Friday so I can get a loaner and I'll just take that up to CT to visit the family. Besides - guaranteed - I borrow the Rover - I hit a FAMILY of deer
And Douche Bag - Bears fan. . .the loser who's a Giants fan is Marcus
had to laugh at the game setup! LOL!!
what a jerk! that deer really served up a load man!!
hating it for you cousin......
!!!!!!!!
what a jerk! that deer really served up a load man!!
hating it for you cousin......
!!!!!!!!
Thanks brother!!!!!!!!
Pics of the buck or it didn't happen! Hope the insurance takes care of you.
I hope the deer is ok, otherwise PETA will be showing up to see you.
Funny, my friends that hunt come home empty handed every weekend, and we get 2 or three a year. Ill tell them to sell their riffles and buy an E55. Better odds
Here is the E55 fitment:
Funny, my friends that hunt come home empty handed every weekend, and we get 2 or three a year. Ill tell them to sell their riffles and buy an E55. Better odds
Here is the E55 fitment:
Next time, much easier to just use a Baretta Shotgun !!! But I am sure the deer looks much worse than your car.
Must be up around Darnestown, MD to see wildlife. I grew up in Silver Spring, so all I saw was cement !!!!
Good Luck on the fix.
Must be up around Darnestown, MD to see wildlife. I grew up in Silver Spring, so all I saw was cement !!!!
Good Luck on the fix.
BT,
Glad you're OK. We will have to meet up once your car is good to go. The damage doesn't look that bad at least. I'm sorry this had to happen.
Take care buddy
Glad you're OK. We will have to meet up once your car is good to go. The damage doesn't look that bad at least. I'm sorry this had to happen.
Take care buddy
at highway speeds. . .
I would say that is minimum of $6 g's. The hood, fender, 2 doors and possible suspension damage.
what racing setup is that for the game
http://www.playseat.com/shop/us/?gcl...FQdN4AodZkMonA
over the top. . .not at all - had my wife's 85 year old grandmother in the seat play GT5 (use a different steering wheel for PS3) and she broke into a sweat driving the SLS on the ring. . .
Also had my nephew in the seat (we worked the pedals for him
12-21-2011, 09:03 AM
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Sorry to see dude. You'll be back in no time!
lol
Sucks man..but I'm a deer crushing pro. Call me if you need advice. But I'm watching my Skins embarrass your beloved G-Men, so you're gonna have to wait.
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list....
If you need a car, just come grab the keys to your choice at my crib.
My wife's first comments when I told her were:
So, he texted you at 1:30 am telling you about this, so that means they were out partying and didn't invite us. Why does Mrs. Motorkas hate me? They're on the naughty list....
12-21-2011, 09:19 AM
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Glad you are ok and that really sucks! The deer get crazy during this fall/ winter mating season.
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12-21-2011, 09:22 AM
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doesn't look that bad from the front but the side...yikes.....
I had same damage just about but yours is a little more...Mine was $7600.
I had same damage just about but yours is a little more...Mine was $7600.
12-23-2011, 05:51 PM
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Argh! This is a clear example of Darwinism. Opening day, you cannot step on a twig at 100 yards away without spooking one.
Then you have a Beast coming down the road in the dead of night, head lights glaring, s/c whistling away, exhaust rumbling with the sound of 500hp on tap, and the son of a ***** makes a bee line for you! Doesn't make sense. Maybe he was trying to car jack you???
Best of luck with the repairs. That E63 conversion is going to look awesome when you are all done!
Then you have a Beast coming down the road in the dead of night, head lights glaring, s/c whistling away, exhaust rumbling with the sound of 500hp on tap, and the son of a ***** makes a bee line for you! Doesn't make sense. Maybe he was trying to car jack you???
Best of luck with the repairs. That E63 conversion is going to look awesome when you are all done!
