THE E55 WHITE PANO IN MASS. IS JUNK...BEWARE
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I don't care either way, but usually when someone says they did something that is fairly impressive they will share it. Why don't you post the slip? Hell I will give you my phone number, you can text it to me too and then I will post it.
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I don't care how credible you are or not. I don't care if you have been a forum member for 10 years or 10 minutes. You don't claim something extraordinary in the quarter mile and refuse to post a time slip. That, ladies and gentleman, is forum etiquette 101.
"I trapped 130 but I don't have anything to prove so I'm not going to post a slip..."
For the sake of the community, please leave your fictional society and join the real world. Did you have the winning powerball ticket as well?
If, indeed, you did trap 130 that is an incredible accomplishment but without documentation the claim is equivalent to a pile of steaming fly swarming horse stool.
"I trapped 130 but I don't have anything to prove so I'm not going to post a slip..."
For the sake of the community, please leave your fictional society and join the real world. Did you have the winning powerball ticket as well?
If, indeed, you did trap 130 that is an incredible accomplishment but without documentation the claim is equivalent to a pile of steaming fly swarming horse stool.
I'm not even going to tell a single soul on how to do it and could give a **** what you think.
When I get home I'll post the slip for you to drool over and I didn't think an 11.7 was worth posting when people with my mods are trapping 128-129
I mean how hard is it to believe a k4 setup with cams and a 195mm pulley is not able to trap 130
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Well here is a video of him telling his story with amg saying they begged him to stay and he said he will stay if they let him open his own branch and call it renntech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tROg...e_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tROg...e_gdata_player
In that video Helmut stopped short of saying AMG owns Renntech or is a part of Renntech. I heard nothing that said Renntech is part of AMG in that clip. You only assumed that bc you hear Harmut say that they let him have his own shop. Ive also reviewed every press release from the 90s on Renntechs website. Look for yourself No where does it say Renntech is part of AMG.
If AMG blessed Harmuts departure, it was probably for a distribution deal back tin the 90s where AMG didnt have a lot of exposure like it does now.
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In that video Helmut stopped short of saying AMG owns Renntech or is a part of Renntech. I heard nothing that said Renntech is part of AMG in that clip. You only assumed that bc you hear Harmut say that they let him have his own shop. Ive also reviewed every press release from the 90s on Renntechs website. Look for yourself No where does it say Renntech is part of AMG.
If AMG blessed Harmuts departure, it was probably for a distribution deal back tin the 90s where AMG didnt have a lot of exposure like it does now.
In that video Helmut stopped short of saying AMG owns Renntech or is a part of Renntech. I heard nothing that said Renntech is part of AMG in that clip. You only assumed that bc you hear Harmut say that they let him have his own shop. Ive also reviewed every press release from the 90s on Renntechs website. Look for yourself No where does it say Renntech is part of AMG.
If AMG blessed Harmuts departure, it was probably for a distribution deal back tin the 90s where AMG didnt have a lot of exposure like it does now.
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If AMG truly owned Renntech, it be a lot easier to verify than just a youtube clip highlighting a business relationship.
Cliff Notes
1. This was originally a thread about a white pano E55 in Massachussets right?
2. Then the pig and the DJ got in a pissing match over cars in the NE
3. Then Skratch wanted to sell his car to the OP and claimed it trapped 130+
4. OP claims hes looking at E55s and E63s and wasnt interested in Skratch's car
5. Urbanworm posted another pretty picture of his panty stainer and questioned the trap speed claimed by Skratch.
6. Skratch claims that Renntech products are covered by manufacturers warranty and that AMG owns Renntech.
7. Moosejaw counters back saying not all Renntech Mods are covered by all dealers and question the validity of the AMG owning Renntech statement.
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I am from the Florida Keys (not Key West) 
The story of how that name came about was when I was about 12 years old and a skater kid rolling on K2 Fatty Pros. We took a trip up to Miami and I went to the mall to buy some fresh new JNCO pants and they gave me a bunch of stickers. One was written in a graffiti type script which I couldn't quite read and I think that "Urbamworm" is what it said (probably did say Urbanworm but I was 12 and quite possibly got it wrong). This was right around when America Online came out and every single name I tried making my name was taken, I gave up and decided to try the nifty word I had on my sticker and that is how it came about. It stuck with me to this day and I use it for all kinds of stuff haha.
The story of how that name came about was when I was about 12 years old and a skater kid rolling on K2 Fatty Pros. We took a trip up to Miami and I went to the mall to buy some fresh new JNCO pants and they gave me a bunch of stickers. One was written in a graffiti type script which I couldn't quite read and I think that "Urbamworm" is what it said (probably did say Urbanworm but I was 12 and quite possibly got it wrong). This was right around when America Online came out and every single name I tried making my name was taken, I gave up and decided to try the nifty word I had on my sticker and that is how it came about. It stuck with me to this day and I use it for all kinds of stuff haha.
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I remember when I was like 16 and Napster just came out there was a guy I worked with at a restaurant that had this awesome fast internet (think it was DSL) and he would download songs and burn them for people for $1 a song. Got so many Cds from that guy since it took like days to download one song on my 56k lol.
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Never heard of those first 2 but a friend of mine wore the **** out of some Big Johnson shirts too lol.
Think one said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" and had pics of like a casino type setup haha.
EDIT: Just looked it up and saw some others, just laughed for a good 30 seconds and was choking myself lmao.
Think one said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" and had pics of like a casino type setup haha.
EDIT: Just looked it up and saw some others, just laughed for a good 30 seconds and was choking myself lmao.
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Never heard of those first 2 but a friend of mine wore the **** out of some Big Johnson shirts too lol.
Think one said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" and had pics of like a casino type setup haha.
EDIT: Just looked it up and saw some others, just laughed for a good 30 seconds and was choking myself lmao.
Think one said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" and had pics of like a casino type setup haha.
EDIT: Just looked it up and saw some others, just laughed for a good 30 seconds and was choking myself lmao.
Z Cavarricis were something else......i didnt care for them...good thing i dont cave into peer pressure.
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I showed the slip to a bunch of people and texted it to a few also.I never got around to posting it because the next day after I ran we got hit with sandy and my restaurant was flooding and I ran around like mad trying to find a generator to hook up to keep the food from going bad without power
You should have called me...I had 25 generators!
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I don't give a **** if you believe me or not I have pushed this platform to the max and done so much for this community.you have no ****ing idea how hard it is to get the ecu not to freak out with running higher boost and using a altered map sensor to trick the car to see less boost needs to be down.
I'm not even going to tell a single soul on how to do it and could give a **** what you think.
When I get home I'll post the slip for you to drool over and I didn't think an 11.7 was worth posting when people with my mods are trapping 128-129
I mean how hard is it to believe a k4 setup with cams and a 195mm pulley is not able to trap 130
I'm not even going to tell a single soul on how to do it and could give a **** what you think.
When I get home I'll post the slip for you to drool over and I didn't think an 11.7 was worth posting when people with my mods are trapping 128-129
I mean how hard is it to believe a k4 setup with cams and a 195mm pulley is not able to trap 130
P.S. and my name came from...out of the last '6' hot woman that I tried to bang '0' said yes, they all said 'NO' and I got 'MAD'!
So I am in a slump but I'll get the next one!
P.S.S. This thread is making me laugh pretty hard but back to topic...I am going first thing in the morning to hopefully come home with the 2008 E63 white pano car. I am sure that Screech will be mad but I am sure he will survive! Wish me luck!
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UMMM Screech...Is this the same car that you were actually getting mad at me because I didn't want to buy it!???? Now you know why...sounds like a headache! I'd rather go slow in the 63!
P.S. and my name came from...out of the last '6' hot woman that I tried to bang '0' said yes, they all said 'NO' and I got 'MAD'!
So I am in a slump but I'll get the next one!
P.S.S. This thread is making me laugh pretty hard but back to topic...I am going first thing in the morning to hopefully come home with the 2008 E63 white pano car. I am sure that Screech will be mad but I am sure he will survive! Wish me luck!
P.S. and my name came from...out of the last '6' hot woman that I tried to bang '0' said yes, they all said 'NO' and I got 'MAD'!
So I am in a slump but I'll get the next one!
P.S.S. This thread is making me laugh pretty hard but back to topic...I am going first thing in the morning to hopefully come home with the 2008 E63 white pano car. I am sure that Screech will be mad but I am sure he will survive! Wish me luck!
I actually turned down a few offers since I told you about it and told them I want to keep the car.
Again I don't know what your issue is bro.I'm not mad but when someone with 8 posts calls out my car when I have done nothing but help this board and iv been here since the bigging when these cars were 60k used and this place was not full of kids
Last edited by skratch77; Nov 30, 2012 at 07:42 PM.
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I don't care how credible you are or not. I don't care if you have been a forum member for 10 years or 10 minutes. You don't claim something extraordinary in the quarter mile and refuse to post a time slip. That, ladies and gentleman, is forum etiquette 101.
"I trapped 130 but I don't have anything to prove so I'm not going to post a slip..."
For the sake of the community, please leave your fictional society and join the real world. Did you have the winning powerball ticket as well?
If, indeed, you did trap 130 that is an incredible accomplishment but without documentation the claim is equivalent to a pile of steaming fly swarming horse stool.
"I trapped 130 but I don't have anything to prove so I'm not going to post a slip..."
For the sake of the community, please leave your fictional society and join the real world. Did you have the winning powerball ticket as well?
If, indeed, you did trap 130 that is an incredible accomplishment but without documentation the claim is equivalent to a pile of steaming fly swarming horse stool.
Last edited by skratch77; Nov 30, 2012 at 08:19 PM.
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I don't have any issues 'bro' just having some fun, all forums are for info. and entertainment...in this case...it's mainly entertainment!
You ask for it my friend...go back and read the posts where you actually got an attitude because I didn't want a black car, or a blacked out car, or a car as modded as yours...then you pretty much said that anyone, other than you of course, will crash your car if 'they' drive it because it is so fast...a little pathetic, wouldn't you think? Then you proceeded in the next post to say how serious you were...that I would, or anyone else, would crash because it is soooooooo fast! C'mon Screech, get your head out of your azzz! You enjoy your car, I will enjoy the one I finally get and everyone else should enjoy theirs as well!
You ask for it my friend...go back and read the posts where you actually got an attitude because I didn't want a black car, or a blacked out car, or a car as modded as yours...then you pretty much said that anyone, other than you of course, will crash your car if 'they' drive it because it is so fast...a little pathetic, wouldn't you think? Then you proceeded in the next post to say how serious you were...that I would, or anyone else, would crash because it is soooooooo fast! C'mon Screech, get your head out of your azzz! You enjoy your car, I will enjoy the one I finally get and everyone else should enjoy theirs as well!
