You know you drive an E55 when...
12-13-2012, 10:40 PM
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12-13-2012, 10:42 PM
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12-13-2012, 10:50 PM
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When your stranded 300 miles away from home because an air strut blew out all the sudden with no signs or warnings before a trip 
.. I never did forgive her for that..
When you maintain full eye contact with the people who are staring at your car as you drive by just because you know your badass
When your bad to the ****en bone burnout ends with a horrific 10 second belt squeel
.. I never did forgive her for that..When you maintain full eye contact with the people who are staring at your car as you drive by just because you know your badass
When your bad to the ****en bone burnout ends with a horrific 10 second belt squeel
12-13-2012, 11:22 PM
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E55 w/ goods, Z32 Project underway
When people with fart can exhaust look over and read 'V8Kompressor', and your jedi mind reading abilities sense, "OH PHUK DAT!"
12-13-2012, 11:28 PM
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12-14-2012, 08:52 AM
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when other cars simply SEE your car, and start trying to drive fast too
12-14-2012, 09:39 AM
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12-14-2012, 12:31 PM
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The good !!
When you take a customer who owns a v12 Aston and he steps out of the car shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you run a 997 turbo and keep up with him and he looks at you while shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you look down and your doing 175 mph in a 70 mph zone (in mexico of course)
The Bad !!
when your engine goes "Boom, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle" from running too much boost
when your pulley fly's off while doing a hard 140 mph pull from a bad install
When you wake up in the morning and the chassis rails are sitting on the ground
When you take a customer who owns a v12 Aston and he steps out of the car shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you run a 997 turbo and keep up with him and he looks at you while shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you look down and your doing 175 mph in a 70 mph zone (in mexico of course)
The Bad !!
when your engine goes "Boom, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle" from running too much boost
when your pulley fly's off while doing a hard 140 mph pull from a bad install
When you wake up in the morning and the chassis rails are sitting on the ground
12-14-2012, 02:51 PM
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12-14-2012, 03:02 PM
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When every Mustang on the street wants to go....and then is completely stupified by the
ABSOLUTE BEAT DOWN they just received courtesy of the black mistress.
When your wife is jealous of the amount of attention you lavish on afformentioned mistress.
ABSOLUTE BEAT DOWN they just received courtesy of the black mistress.
When your wife is jealous of the amount of attention you lavish on afformentioned mistress.
12-15-2012, 12:56 AM
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03 E55 AMG, 06 Harley Road King Custom 06 Ram 2500 Cummins, 97 Firebird Race Car, 88 Cutlass Supreme
When just flooring it takes you from obeying the speed limit to go directly to jail speeds in 2-3 seconds.
12-15-2012, 01:41 AM
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When a guy pulls up, thumbs up you and says, "Hey nice race!!!"
AND YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yup, really happened. On cell phone years ago and gave it bout 1-4 to 1/2 throttle from a red light. Guy was in some 6 banger pontiac.
Good times.
AND YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yup, really happened. On cell phone years ago and gave it bout 1-4 to 1/2 throttle from a red light. Guy was in some 6 banger pontiac.
Good times.
12-15-2012, 08:35 AM
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12-15-2012, 08:37 AM
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12-15-2012, 08:38 AM
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The good !!
When you take a customer who owns a v12 Aston and he steps out of the car shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you run a 997 turbo and keep up with him and he looks at you while shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you look down and your doing 175 mph in a 70 mph zone (in mexico of course)
The Bad !!
when your engine goes "Boom, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle" from running too much boost
when your pulley fly's off while doing a hard 140 mph pull from a bad install
When you wake up in the morning and the chassis rails are sitting on the ground
When you take a customer who owns a v12 Aston and he steps out of the car shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you run a 997 turbo and keep up with him and he looks at you while shaking his head saying that's just not right.
when you look down and your doing 175 mph in a 70 mph zone (in mexico of course)
The Bad !!
when your engine goes "Boom, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle" from running too much boost
when your pulley fly's off while doing a hard 140 mph pull from a bad install
When you wake up in the morning and the chassis rails are sitting on the ground
