My definitive Bruce@TTM HORROR STORY.
08-23-2013, 09:50 PM
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Extra lovin ha? Never had that happen or offered You go to Monz Venus in Tampa? I hear that is the best one but never been. Closest I have been to something in that area of Florida would be Cheetah in Sarasota. They have valet outside which I didn't use but had to pay money to park my own car there!
Oh and Chris I am a cheap ***, they always try to get me for the dances and have to let them down gently. Sometimes I get froggy though, but usually figure it is just a waste of money to blow $30 to have some half naked chick dance on me for 3 minutes.
Oh and Chris I am a cheap ***, they always try to get me for the dances and have to let them down gently. Sometimes I get froggy though, but usually figure it is just a waste of money to blow $30 to have some half naked chick dance on me for 3 minutes.
Full nude in South Florida where I am from (and currently at) but only topless in like 2 places in Jax where I live now then the rest are "bikini bars" where they wear bathing suits unless getting a dance where they will take top off. How gay is that?!!! Never been in one of those, what a waste.
Never seen anything like a strip club I went to in Prague, Czech Republic though. They have "lesbian erotic shows" where 2 pairs of girls get on stage every 2 hours and literally go to town on each other. It was insane, I couldn't believe myself that chics were eating each other out haha. And nobody tipped either, it was so weird and different, myself and the 2 guys I was with are the only ones that gave some money during them dancing on stage. I guess the only money they make is doing lap or table dances or some kind of hang out with them and get drinks thing. It was expensive though, like $50 for a lap dance and after the lesbian shows they did 2 for 1 dances. I guess people don't tip while they are on stage because the smallest paper money is worth $5 U.S. the rest is coins like they do for the Euro.
Never seen anything like a strip club I went to in Prague, Czech Republic though. They have "lesbian erotic shows" where 2 pairs of girls get on stage every 2 hours and literally go to town on each other. It was insane, I couldn't believe myself that chics were eating each other out haha. And nobody tipped either, it was so weird and different, myself and the 2 guys I was with are the only ones that gave some money during them dancing on stage. I guess the only money they make is doing lap or table dances or some kind of hang out with them and get drinks thing. It was expensive though, like $50 for a lap dance and after the lesbian shows they did 2 for 1 dances. I guess people don't tip while they are on stage because the smallest paper money is worth $5 U.S. the rest is coins like they do for the Euro.
08-23-2013, 11:44 PM
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Oh boy, (in Akon voice) Albert is in love with a stripper. She is reeling you in, don't take the bait! She is getting you right where she wants you, pretend she is interested, you spend money on her while she does the same with who knows how many other guys.
Strippers have no souls!
Strippers have no souls!
08-24-2013, 12:06 AM
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08-24-2013, 12:31 AM
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Oh boy, (in Akon voice) Albert is in love with a stripper. She is reeling you in, don't take the bait! She is getting you right where she wants you, pretend she is interested, you spend money on her while she does the same with who knows how many other guys.
Strippers have no souls!
Strippers have no souls!
08-24-2013, 12:32 AM
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08-24-2013, 05:46 AM
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w211, w221, w220, e46
opened this thread again to see if there are updates on ripping off scoops and noticed it went from bashing TTM to strip clubs... Come to think of it, the topic is not that far fetched. It wouldn't be that surprising if this guy Bruce is spending some of the OP's money at strip clubs
08-24-2013, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ArmoE55
Went to Tootsies for my Bach party when we went down to Miami.
Oh man, there must be hundreds of strippers there. It was paradise!
**** stars visit there often, too
Oh man, there must be hundreds of strippers there. It was paradise!
**** stars visit there often, too
08-24-2013, 08:36 PM
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08-27-2013, 12:02 PM
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08-27-2013, 06:54 PM
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08-27-2013, 08:12 PM
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2011 CTSV auto, 06 E55 white pano, 87 Grand national, 63 split window
This thread went from a jirkoff to you guys getting jirked off...IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!
Very entertaining thread now!
Very entertaining thread now!
09-12-2013, 12:41 AM
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Wow at this thread, Now that I read this thread I will not be taking my ride to get anything done by this shop. Thank god for the internet, and thank you very much op for stating your story and everyone else that shared thier side of it, if this would have never came out I would have probably been another victim. Any suggestions on what shop does great work tuning, modding and so on in NY?
09-12-2013, 08:54 AM
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Wow at this thread, Now that I read this thread I will not be taking my ride to get anything done by this shop. Thank god for the internet, and thank you very much op for stating your story and everyone else that shared thier side of it, if this would have never came out I would have probably been another victim. Any suggestions on what shop does great work tuning, modding and so on in NY?
It'll be well worth the 200 mile drive.
09-13-2013, 02:39 PM
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update: the poop/penicillin scoops are enroute to Central China. factory agreed to reduce 100 sets MQC. when they come in, i'll give away a few sets (up to $100 in landed cost) for free in lieu of donating to the OP. iunno wtf i'm gonna do w/ the other 95 sets....
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09-13-2013, 02:48 PM
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2005 E55, 11 second truck, ducati streetfighter 1098
No US supplier available? Or just jumped to China? What kind of price you talking. I was working on getting it done I just don't have the time atm
