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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 02:26 PM
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This message is for J-dub87. We all can tell you dislike the New E55. What makes you hate it so much. Only one reason. I don't know what you are driving, probably crab. Oops excuse me. But obvious you got beaten by the AMG for sure. I think the new 5 Series is very ugly. But I like the two little titty ring for the front light. From head to tool I don't see it attractive. There is nothing compare to the New E class Style. Also the interior for the 5 series is ugly as well. Looks plastic. Like a "KIA". hahaha.

By the way, this forum is for mercedes E55, not for bimmer. Please go somewhere else. I don't think you are welcome here.
Again, you are welcome to come down here to Los Angeles. We got couple e55 ready to smoke you.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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I dont dislike the E55, i just feel the M5 is a better car. the car i drive is not crap, a 2002 M5 with dinan modifications is not crap, anyway the M5 is 6 years old but still manages to beat the new E55 and RS6- check magazines and road testers. As i said before the people who have bought the E55 are people who look down the horsepower list of a car magazine and pick it on that basis alone, with no regard to its dreadful handling, taxi looks, and unbalanced chassis.
and you are very welcome cedric(nice name) to come over the pond to the UK, we got a few nimble M5's ready to slap your MB's overweight backside.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 04:48 PM
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Jdub87, Let's see you were born in 1987? That makes you what 17? Your posts reflect your immature age. Then you are excused foe being a snot nosed teenager, but if you're older, then you're just a pathetic loser.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by norb
Jdub87, Let's see you were born in 1987? That makes you what 17? Your posts reflect your immature age. Then you are excused foe being a snot nosed teenager, but if you're older, then you're just a pathetic loser.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:02 PM
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J-dub, it's our money and we will purchase an E55 with it. Stop your nonsense complaints about the car simply because you cannot afford it. Your attempts of swaying us over to the M side failed, as it has with others in the past so don't push it anymore.

We have opinions about the upcoming M5 too, just as you have about the E55. But we aren't as harsh bashing the car compared to what you're doing to the E55.

You belong in the M boards, not here.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:41 PM
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Jdub87, Let's see you were born in 1987? That makes you what 17? Your posts reflect your immature age. Then you are excused foe being a snot nosed teenager, but if you're older, then you're just a pathetic loser.
What Jdub means to say is his dad owns an M5, probably not modded, and perhaps it's even a 540i ... and he's going to come on here, forget to change his profile, and speak the diction of a immature teenager, and give himself away.

J-dub -- people that actually HAVE money, i.e. working adults, not little teenagers like yourself that'll mooch off Mommy and Daddy for the rest of your life.... working adults can buy whatever they want to, and they don't need the blessing of a snot kid on some online forum to justify their purchase.

Perhaps you shouldn't speak on behalf of your dad, the real owner of the 5-series in your family ... if it really IS a 5-series.

Boy racer.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by PeterUbers
What Jdub means to say is his dad owns an M5, probably not modded, and perhaps it's even a 540i ... and he's going to come on here, forget to change his profile, and speak the diction of a immature teenager, and give himself away.

J-dub -- people that actually HAVE money, i.e. working adults, not little teenagers like yourself that'll mooch off Mommy and Daddy for the rest of your life.... working adults can buy whatever they want to, and they don't need the blessing of a snot kid on some online forum to justify their purchase.

Perhaps you shouldn't speak on behalf of your dad, the real owner of the 5-series in your family ... if it really IS a 5-series.

Boy racer.
again!!
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by norb
Jdub87, Let's see you were born in 1987? That makes you what 17? Your posts reflect your immature age. Then you are excused foe being a snot nosed teenager, but if you're older, then you're just a pathetic loser.
Clearly he has a small ***** by birth, and coming on here is some Freudian way of compensating for this breach of anatomy....

Don't you get your allowance this friday?
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:47 PM
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Clearly he has a small ***** by birth, and coming on here is some Freudian way of compensating for this breach of anatomy....

Don't you get your allowance this friday?



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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:47 PM
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U missed a letter in your nick... it should be J-dumb87


But seriously go away.
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 07:09 PM
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All of this has been very entertaining ............and J_dub87 you have been busted.
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 11:45 AM
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Jdub87, Let's see you were born in 1987? That makes you what 17? Your posts reflect your immature age. Then you are excused foe being a snot nosed teenager, but if you're older, then you're just a pathetic loser.
1. i wasnt born in 87. for yoUr information 87 is my lucky number. moral of the story get yoUr facts right.
2. so that doesnt make me a snot nosed teeenager and nor am i a pathetic loser.

J-dub, it's our money and we will purchase an E55 with it. Stop your nonsense complaints about the car simply because you cannot afford it. Your attempts of swaying us over to the M side failed, as it has with others in the past so don't push it anymore.

We have opinions about the upcoming M5 too, just as you have about the E55. But we aren't as harsh bashing the car compared to what you're doing to the E55.

You belong in the M boards, not here.
1. sure its your money, but it can spent in better places.
2. I can afford it, a dinan spec M5 is worth more than ur MB's.
3. im not attempting to sway you, if u want to drive a 2nd rate car- go ahead, its no skin off my back!
4. and i know all you have opinions about the e60 m5, i can see you are trembling at the new engine data press realease and are very jealous your MB is now seemed to be underpowered.

What Jdub means to say is his dad owns an M5, probably not modded, and perhaps it's even a 540i ... and he's going to come on here, forget to change his profile, and speak the diction of a immature teenager, and give himself away.

J-dub -- people that actually HAVE money, i.e. working adults, not little teenagers like yourself that'll mooch off Mommy and Daddy for the rest of your life.... working adults can buy whatever they want to, and they don't need the blessing of a snot kid on some online forum to justify their purchase.

Perhaps you shouldn't speak on behalf of your dad, the real owner of the 5-series in your family ... if it really IS a 5-series.

Boy racer.
1.So as i illiterated before it is my car and not my fathers. yes it is modded, very nicely as well.
2.no its not a 540i.
3. i am a working adult and do get a wage every packet every month like you.

Clearly he has a small ***** by birth, and coming on here is some Freudian way of compensating for this breach of anatomy....

Don't you get your allowance this friday?
1. immature idiots always resort to the "small *****" jokes. i say your venture to by a big horsepowered MB is definatly a way of compensating your breached anatomy.

U missed a letter in your nick... it should be J-dumb87


But seriously go away
1. very smart joke there BOB. i wanna hear some more jokes. i would rather rearrange my sock draw than listen to your childish remarks.

Regards.
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 11:51 AM
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What's a "sock draw"?.
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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lol a place where you put your socks
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 12:07 PM
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What a troll.

I think you're just insecure when it comes to your M5 buddy. I imagine you haven't even driven an E55. Mag tests prove little or nothing when it comes to an everyday person behind the wheel. You can quote all the mag tests and stats you want, fact is that you are uncomfortable enough about what you own to come over here and bug the real "beast" owners.

So, I say again...get a life TROLL!
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 12:21 PM
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im not insecure mate, the m5 has proven, even though it is 6 years old that it is still able to beat the E55 in comparison tests.
i have driven an e55, it was fast, but that was it. it felt very edgy and unbalanced, M5= original beast, M5 is still the beast. E55= copy.
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by J-dub87
im not insecure mate, the m5 has proven, even though it is 6 years old that it is still able to beat the E55 in comparison tests.
i have driven an e55, it was fast, but that was it. it felt very edgy and unbalanced, M5= original beast, M5 is still the beast. E55= copy.
Please provide the 0-60, 1/4 mile, 0-100, 0-100-0, etc. "tests" that show a 6 year old M5 beating a new E55. I'd like to see it. If you have proof, show me. I'll take everything I said back.

These stats were pulled directly of the Motor Trend website. So, how can the M5 beat up on the new E55? Not even close skippy.

E55:
0-30 mph 1.8
0-40 mph 2.4
0-50 mph 3.2
0-60 mph 4.2
0-70 mph 5.3
0-80 mph 6.5
0-90 mph 8.1
0-100 mph 9.7
0-100-0 mph 14.4
1/4 mile, sec @ mph 12.39 @ 116.21
Braking, 60-0 mph, ft 118
600-ft slalom, mph 66.5
200-ft skidpad, lateral g 0.83
Top-gear rpm @ 60 mph 1750

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Acceleration, sec
0-30 mph 1.7
0-40 mph 2.8
0-50 mph 3.6
0-60 mph 4.7
0-70 mph 6.1
0-80 mph 7.6
0-90 mph 9.3
0-100 mph 11.4
Top speed, mph 155 (limited)
Standing quarter mile, sec/mph 13.2/107.4
Braking, ft
60-0 mph 117
100-0 mph 328
Lateral acceleration, g 0.87
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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dont call me skippy, its not my name. i find it funny how u base that the e55 is better just by a few speed comparisons. compare the M5 on price, slalom speed, braking, comfort, options, reputation, build quality, consumption, chassis etc etc.

M5 is proven to be the best so back down with ur overweight gas guzzling AMGay.
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:33 PM
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M5 = the beast
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:33 PM
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Originally posted by J-dub87
dont call me skippy, its not my name. i find it funny how u base that the e55 is better just by a few speed comparisons. compare the M5 on price, slalom speed, braking, comfort, options, reputation, build quality, consumption, chassis etc etc.

M5 is proven to be the best so back down with ur overweight gas guzzling AMGay.
let's keep saying the same thing over and over and over, people may everntually agree w/you just to get you to shut up
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:38 PM
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M5 = the beast

yeh the beast, it should be caged and the key thrown away, go ask mummy too change your diaper
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by J-dub87
dont call me skippy, its not my name. i find it funny how u base that the e55 is better just by a few speed comparisons. compare the M5 on price, slalom speed, braking, comfort, options, reputation, build quality, consumption, chassis etc etc.

M5 is proven to be the best so back down with ur overweight gas guzzling AMGay.
whats even funnier is that you can't compare the two by price, braking, comfort, options, build quality or fuel consumption since one of them IS NOT OUT YET
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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moa4r u bloody prat, im talking abou tthe e39 m5, not the e60, and yes the e39 m5 is out.
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