i parked my car at the bar for 2 hours + somebody ripped the spoiler off of my trunk
i took my car to the "collision center" (some guy in his 20s with an iphone earbud in one of his ears at his desk browsing youtube i'm sure) at my local mercedes autonation dealer and he comes outside to look at the car and says
"we're gonna need to take off all of your AMG/mercedes badges because mercedes seems them as one time use while we do the repair"
needless to say, i chose to go with a different shop...
i think he was even talking about taking off my side badges (the ones that say biturbo) in order to fix my trunk spoiler... maybe i misunderstood
it was at the "free spoiler removal shop" as far as i'm concerned
the people who did it (could be guys, could be girls, could be transgenders, who knows these days) were very courteous to only leave a dozen smudges, could have been worse, could have been two dozen
could have pissed their name on the windshield, slashed my tires, smashed my windows, keyed it, who knows
guess i was just at the wrong place at the wrong time with too nice of a car
i filed a police report just to be cool with my insurance for the claim (i have a $50 comprehensive deductible for times like this)
the cop was like "do you want to press charges in case we find who did it, it would be a felony since it's probably between $1k - $1.5k in damages (probably a little high of an estimate, i thought they had crowbarred the trunk trying to steal whatever was inside)"
i can't imagine living in a world where i see out of my own two eyes and i think "random people stole my spoiler lip at 12am? i'm sure they'll be found and brought to justice!"
but he was very nice and i am grateful for that, and i'm grateful for this community that can feel my first world pain with me
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i filed a police report just to be cool with my insurance for the claim (i have a $50 comprehensive deductible for times like this)
the cop was like "do you want to press charges in case we find who did it, it would be a felony since it's probably between $1k - $1.5k in damages (probably a little high of an estimate, i thought they had crowbarred the trunk trying to steal whatever was inside)"
i can't imagine living in a world where i see out of my own two eyes and i think "random people stole my spoiler lip at 12am? i'm sure they'll be found and brought to justice!"
but he was very nice and i am grateful for that, and i'm grateful for this community that can feel my first world pain with me

Time for a mode carbon spoiler maybe?
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Good luck should be simple fix - clean off double sided tape and then clean up area and use grease/wax remover and stick on another painted to match...
Or now is time for Carbin Fiber look if you like that
Good luck should be simple fix - clean off double sided tape and then clean up area and use grease/wax remover and stick on another painted to match...
Or now is time for Carbin Fiber look if you like that



i drove by the soccer park and this guy had a burn-your-eyes lime green mclaren 720s, that's flashy
i parked behind a restaurant and some bored hoodlum thugs took my spoiler. maybe they're smoking crack off of it or drilling it up their boyfriend's you know whats, what am i gonna do? put a car cover over my car. i'll put a honda badge on it, surely nobody will steal anything from me then
it was at the "free spoiler removal shop" as far as i'm concerned
the people who did it (could be guys, could be girls, could be transgenders, who knows these days) were very courteous to only leave a dozen smudges, could have been worse, could have been two dozen
could have pissed their name on the windshield, slashed my tires, smashed my windows, keyed it, who knows
guess i was just at the wrong place at the wrong time with too nice of a car
5 police cars responded. Sorry no parts available GM on strike. ROTTING FLESH GEICO INSURANCE WONT PAY FOR RENT A CAR FOR ME ITS " NOT THEIR PROBLEM." Oh $10,000.00 damage.Hang in there buddy only gets worse.Time for a carbon fiber spoiler.
Lesson learned from my friend. You take a Uber to a bar if you want to have a good time or just have a BBQ at home with family and friends. You take a nice car to a bar where people are drinking and getting rowdy, expect someone to do something stupid.
Lesson learned from my friend. You take a Uber to a bar if you want to have a good time or just have a BBQ at home with family and friends. You take a nice car to a bar where people are drinking and getting rowdy, expect someone to do something stupid.
it is a shame that we can not enjoy our toys
makes me want to just drive a civic and say f*ck it








