We Enjoy a Good Fap, errr, Art

We hope that you’ll forgive us diverging from Mercedes’ for just this once because every so often, we find art that is so staggeringly beautiful that it makes us swell, with awe that is. Indeed, this is just such art. If you’ve never heard of the Pirelli calendar, consider your virginity taken, as of now. These photos were originally shot in 1986 but shelved because Pirelli actually shot two calendars that year and elected to print only one. These photos are from the one that was shelved, shot by famed fashion photographer, the late Helmut Newton.

Want one? So do we… Unfortunately for all of us, Pirelli only sends them to world leaders, entertainers, CEOs and VIPs they deem important enough to receive one. And they send them in VERY limited numbers. If you’d like to learn more, head here.

Otherwise, enjoy the pics.