God gargling with boulders? No. Thor on a drunken bender blasting death metal in the clouds? Nope. Angry lions and tigers with bionic vocal cords? Not even close. No, that noise you’re hearing is from a catless Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG, and it’s brutal.

Some hapless Mercedes owner not only lost his or her rims and tires to thieves, but his or her entire C63 AMG coupe to a wrecker. See the horror on the MBWorld blog after the jump.

In just nine years, Mercedes-Benz has produced 500,000 cars in its new Chinese factory. This is both a testament to Mercedes, and a view into the future of the Chinese automotive market.

Mercedes seems to be debuting goodies every other day lately, what with the all new AMG GT, the Maybach, the C63, and the S63 Coupe. But they’re not done yet! We hear the C-Class coupe will be next up on the Mercedes World Debut Tour, and she’s set to be a true performer.

Those shiny letters on Mercedes-Benz trunk and hatch lids are about to look a lot different. Also, an update on the new Mercedes-Maybach S-Class.

Let me preface this article by saying no animals (or Mercedes-Benzes) were harmed in the filming of this video. According to the person who posted this video to YouTube, “[The cats] are fine and fighting again today.”

The car has barely launched and already the all-new Mercedes-Benz C-Class has been recalled. That’s not a good way to start.