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Old 05-28-2009, 05:15 PM
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Annoying british lady...

my one gripe with the nav... the voice is really annoying. middle aged lady with a slight British accent (what it sounds like).... who thought that's a good idea?

it should be like this: [skip to 0:48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8i2wfUnxM

much cooler...

your opinions?
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Originally Posted by len56
my one gripe with the nav... the voice is really annoying. middle aged lady with a slight British accent (what it sounds like).... who thought that's a good idea?

it should be like this: [skip to 0:48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8i2wfUnxM

much cooler...

your opinions?

should have been a jamaican man
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Yeah I was upset when I heard my navi's voice too.:\ sometimes she sounds like she is yelling at me to turn right/left.
I would prefer the more mechanical sounding voice the acura has but o well! our C>acura anyways in my opinion
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Originally Posted by mdniteangel
Yeah I was upset when I heard my navi's voice too.:\ sometimes she sounds like she is yelling at me to turn right/left.
I would prefer the more mechanical sounding voice the acura has but o well! our C>acura anyways in my opinion
of course I like the C more...but the computer lady sounds way cooler XD

rofl jamaican man XD

turn to the right... boi
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even more better if we could do KIT..

or hell, Homer Simpson!

it would be so hilarious to hear him say "DOH!" when you miss a turn !
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even more better if we could do KIT..

or hell, Homer Simpson!

it would be so hilarious to hear him say "DOH!" when you miss a turn !
thats pretty funny
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Originally Posted by len56
my one gripe with the nav... the voice is really annoying. middle aged lady with a slight British accent (what it sounds like).... who thought that's a good idea?

it should be like this: [skip to 0:48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8i2wfUnxM

much cooler...

your opinions?

OMG, that is one awful interior ..

You should hear the Swedish lady talking in the navigation, she sounds like shes drunk
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OMG, that is one awful interior ..
really? I think it's really nice. Interior is the one area the Acura has the MB beat imo.
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Originally Posted by len56
my one gripe with the nav... the voice is really annoying. middle aged lady with a slight British accent (what it sounds like).... who thought that's a good idea?

it should be like this: [skip to 0:48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8i2wfUnxM

much cooler...

your opinions?
Voice accent will cause less grief when it is from country where the car is sold. I certainly would not like an US voice in Australia.
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really? I think it's really nice. Interior is the one area the Acura has the MB beat imo.
Ugh, that's one fugly interior Bad placement of all those buttons (and too much buttons).
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Voice accent will cause less grief when it is from country where the car is sold. I certainly would not like an US voice in Australia.
+1 - imagine that - how awful! - Of course the Americans don't think they have an accent - that only the rest of us do & that they are normal

How about a Thai tart - should sound good


"You now enter Patpong street - many beautiful lady & man too - you want man, ladyboy?"

No offence to the Thais - my favourite country & people on the planet - all in jest.

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I am really impressed that the Acura recognized his 105.9

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really? I think it's really nice. Interior is the one area the Acura has the MB beat imo.
I was going back and forth between the C300, A4 and TSX. The TSX interior was just way too busy for me while the vaunted Audi interior was similar...pretty but in a busy, overwrought kinda way...
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Originally Posted by C300Sport
I was going back and forth between the C300, A4 and TSX. The TSX interior was just way too busy for me while the vaunted Audi interior was similar...pretty but in a busy, overwrought kinda way...
Before I got the C, I've been considering the A4 but I decided that its interior is not exactly ugly but way too busy and feels unrefined. for example, the area around the gear knob is a mess, the gear knob is in the way of the ac controls, and the driver's window buttons (left and right are separated) looks and feels like they're from a 10 years old honda.

Our interior is a lot more neat and smooth IMO. at least our buttons are about the right amount and more or less at the right place. Im not a huge fan of chromes, but the interior chrome trims actually give an elegant accent. oh, plus we even have ceramic coated buttons..


my friend said the lady in the gps sounded like a librarian.. but at least she's sometimes polite i guess..
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Originally Posted by C300Sport
I was going back and forth between the C300, A4 and TSX. The TSX interior was just way too busy for me while the vaunted Audi interior was similar...pretty but in a busy, overwrought kinda way...
I don't know what Honda/Acura designers have been smoking lately but the quantity of buttons has gotten completely out of control. The Accord, TSX and TL all suffer from the same problem. The material quality is at an all time high but all those black buttons!

I like the Audi design but would never trust their reliability after a pair of problematic A4's.

If I had to shop for a sporty sedan again, it would be the C350 vs the 335d.
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But back to the OP topic.... my passengers have commented on how terse the announcements are. Maybe it's a German exactness thing that us gentle Canadians don't understand.

Not only does the Acura system have a more soothing female voice, it also has an option to switch to a male voice. I've always said that the Acura system is more customizable than COMAND.
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it would be even better if it was totally customizable where you could record your own voices.

just imagine the possibilities
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. oh, plus we even have ceramic coated buttons...
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Buttons that move exactly 0.8mm, while requiring 4 newtons of force...

I love watching that Fifth Gear episode and drinking the MB corporate cool-aid.
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Originally Posted by peabers
But back to the OP topic.... my passengers have commented on how terse the announcements are. Maybe it's a German exactness thing that us gentle Canadians don't understand.

Not only does the Acura system have a more soothing female voice, it also has an option to switch to a male voice. I've always said that the Acura system is more customizable than COMAND.
shes so strict sounding, lol, I don't like it :P, and I'm half german [living in canada]


it should be customizable... is there a way to shut the voice guidance off?
I would do that, so the lady doesn't interrupt my music...
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Originally Posted by C300Kid
really? I think it's really nice. Interior is the one area the Acura has the MB beat imo.
I agree, Acura's interiors are nice. They tend to appeal more towards the techie consumer (me) as there are a million and five buttons. Buttonitis.
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Originally Posted by len56
my one gripe with the nav... the voice is really annoying. middle aged lady with a slight British accent (what it sounds like).... who thought that's a good idea?

it should be like this: [skip to 0:48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv8i2wfUnxM

much cooler...

your opinions?
I couldn't stand listening to the owner long enough to make it to the NAV voice portion of the video.


Originally Posted by Glyn M Ruck
+1 - imagine that - how awful! - Of course the Americans don't think they have an accent

We don't when we are in America. Except people from Minnesota, the Dakotas, New York, New Jersey, Boston, Chicago, West side of Cleveland, West Virginia, Tennesse, Arkansas and Texas.

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They should have asked James Earl Jones to do it. How cool would it be if you had the voice of Darth Vader telling you where to go? hahaha just kidding
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better yet, how about Morgan Freeman? the voice of God..
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better yet, how about Morgan Freeman? the voice of God..
good one!!!


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