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Do your windshield washer nozzles spray or squirt?

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Old 04-26-2017, 01:14 PM
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Well I can feel half of it. Could be worse I guess.
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Huh.....on my S class the fluid is applied by a massage therapist in a gentle rubbing fashion.......yours really squirts and sprays?
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Huh.....on my S class the fluid is applied by a massage therapist in a gentle rubbing fashion.......yours really squirts and sprays?
That's just for the S. The C has a homeless dude and a spray bottle.
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That's just for the S. The C has a homeless dude and a spray bottle.
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It could be worse. It could be dry wipes
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Old 04-26-2017, 05:29 PM
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The CLA has a homeless guy who doesn't own a spray bottle and has to "improvise".
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The CLA has a homeless guy who doesn't own a spray bottle and has to "improvise".
Beware of the homeless guy. You never know what's he has in his trash bag or stolen shopping cart. Might get infected.
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I'm a late squirter, just hate that first you wipe then you squirt. Seem to always postpone that appointment.....
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I'm a late squirter, just hate that first you wipe then you squirt. Seem to always postpone that appointment.....
I hate when that happens!
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My urologist mentioned NONE of this! I don't think my pump grommet has ever even been checked. Are you accepting new patients?
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We need a hologram of Dieter himself spraying the window.
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You guys are too much
I can refer you to one of my colleagues who can check your pump grommet.
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We need a hologram of Dieter himself spraying the window.
Is he an A class or a Maybach?
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We need a hologram of Dieter himself spraying the window.
Are you talking about this Dieter?
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Wait! There are loaners??
And you even get a choice - size matters in loaners.
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And you even get a choice - size matters in loaners.
I've heard the black models are usually the largest...
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That's just for the S. The C has a homeless dude and a spray bottle.
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I'm embarrassed to say what you get with an E

The worst is with a smart car or CLA.
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Id go with the amg gt get to your destination quickly and make your passenger scream for another lap but at that high of speed you'll surely run out of gas quickly and burn through some serious rubber. and a pack of 4 will definitely set you back. Also make sure you take it slow on the back stretch you go in too hot you will for sure end up in the mud. Remember slow in fast out
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Id go with the amg gt get to your destination quickly and make your passenger scream for another lap but at that high of speed you'll surely run out of gas quickly and burn through some serious rubber. and a pack of 4 will definitely set you back. Also make sure you take it slow on the back stretch you go in too hot you will for sure end up in the mud. Remember slow in fast out
I be careful if you burn too much rubber. The rubber may totally disintegrate.
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Id go with the amg gt get to your destination quickly and make your passenger scream for another lap but at that high of speed you'll surely run out of gas quickly and burn through some serious rubber. and a pack of 4 will definitely set you back. Also make sure you take it slow on the back stretch you go in too hot you will for sure end up in the mud. Remember slow in fast out
I've always been told fast in, slow out. You can never tell what they like these days.
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