blizzard12

Mine mostly squirt and they do it in a rather akward direction (bottom of the winshield). Dealer says it's normal. On all my other cars they spray and they cover the entire windshield.

I had a loaner (CLA) for a few days and that sprayed properly.
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Mike5215

First thing in the morning I'm a sprayer. Wait...I may have misunderstood the question.

Mikey53

Take a step closer to the target.

Mike5215

I would but that water is always so cold.

Mikey53

and deep!

dieseldoc

I hate when it dribbles.

unr1

aren't you guys a little too young for BPH symptoms

dieseldoc

I am unfortunately am an old guy!

Mikey53

I fortunately am an old guy! (relatively)

Mike5215

Please. I'm 55 and BPA is the least of my pee problems. I had a doc who accidentally killed a few nerves during a back surgery a couple of years ago. Couldn't **** at all for 18 months so I had to self catheritize 4x a day. Eventually enough function returned where I got off caths permanently in November of last year. Amazing how you take stuff like that for granted.

dieseldoc

Glad you are better!!

Mike5215

Me too! Some permanent damage to the sensory nerves on one side of the junk but not being able to **** was definitely the worst part.

ItalianJoe1

The washer pump grommet is plugged up. Remove the fender liner and pull the pump out, wipe the crud off of it. I see it all the time on new cars, I believe it's some sort of wax or dissolved paper, as it usually only affects new cars one time. After we clean/replaced the pump grommet it doesn't happen again unless the customer is using some sort of the rain-x bug spray stuff which is all slimy.

Mike5215

My urologist mentioned NONE of this! I don't think my pump grommet has ever even been checked. Are you accepting new patients?

MASSC450

If you just remembered to clean your "pump" immediately after use you wouldn't have this problem in the first place!

StanNH

The washer should cover the entire windshield. There are three nozzles and all provide decent coverage with some pressure.

Mike5215

I use my pump so infrequently I've forgotten how to maintain the damn thing.

topsider

mine mists, dont love it, pretty weak. I had loaners that spray better, my parents' E and ML spray with such good pressure that the washer fluid gets sudsy.

dieseldoc

I hate when my grommet gets clogged.

Mike5215

Wait! There are loaners??

dieseldoc

Yes, they are actually doing transplants! First done in USA at Mass General.

Mike5215

I hope I can get an S Class loaner. I'd really like something full-sized.

cenzo86

See kids? If you put your mind to it, anything could be a ***** joke.

dieseldoc

People want to go from a Smart Car to a Maybach 65

Mike5215

My ***** literally is a ***** joke.