Missed Connection: Black C55 on the NJ GSP this morning.
This is my ode to the DOUCHEBAG I witnessed careening down the Garden State Parkway this morning for over ten miles (Black C55, tints, no front plate, license # starts with a Y). You weaved in and out of 3 lanes at a time, without signalling, in heavy traffic. Tailgating and cutting everyone off for a carlength at a time while I sat in the far left lane and watched. You would slam on your brakes, cut over, speed up and basically push other cars out of the way for no gains whatsoever. It was one of the worst displays of unsafe and poor driving I have ever witnessed, and I've taught girls how to drive stick. I almost felt sorry for you at one point.
I didn't make a single lane change or pass another car in my truck the entire way down, and still got off at my exit ahead of you. You're a worthless piece of garbage, a blight to the entire car enthusiast community and I personally hope you die in a fire.