SebringSilver

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would go for this co-leasing business...

GBlansten

As a physician I can think of several reasons.

1. Neurosarcoidosis
2. Adult metachromatic leukodystrophy
3. Mercury poisoning
4. Lupus cerebritis
5. neuropsychiatric effects of Huntingdon's chorea

There are many others.

dan30252

So dude..... I have this itch....

SebringSilver

What if you're not a physician, but a musician? Are there musical reasons for doing it?

I don't know why, but Bohemian Rhapsody keeps playing over and over in my head as I read this thread.

BerBer63

6. Mental Retardation

Don't miss the forest for the trees.

dan30252

I have a PhD in Applied Mathematics, and for the first time in my life 2+2=5.

I've been stupified by this thread.

SebringSilver

This is why MBWorld is great!

dan30252

Yeah, but I spend my days creating modulation schemes for GSM phone technology and encryption algorithms so nobody can clone your cellphone, yet I cannot find a single point of logical reasoning behind the very first originating post of this thread.



P.S. No, I will not clone your girlfriend/wifes/significant others cell phone so you can listen in on the conversation remotely.

SebringSilver

I actually wouldn't mind if you could clone a few of my ex-girlfriends. The phones, not so much.

amdeutsch

Thank you for your offer. You have just received an infraction for non-sponsor advertising. Where don't we send the info.

NOT

GBlansten

GBlansten

Promise me the story doesn't end with Tijuana, Tequila and a chick named Tawni.

SebringSilver

You know, it's only a matter of time before someone starts a thread offering to co-date a hottie. The thread-starter gets her for the first 2 hours, and then the co-dater gets her for the second 2 hours.

I wonder who gets the better deal.

dan30252

I dare someone to mess with me! I will reroute every single phone call you make to a switch in a different country and every call you make will be international @ $9.00 a minute. You'll be at home in Germany placing calls from Japan.

SebringSilver

But don't you have to work for a carrier to make that happen?

dan30252

Not at all. PM me your cell number and I'll show you.

GBlansten

Actually LOL in real life.

dan30252

Nah, but it does involve a donkey, and a midget.

SebringSilver

You must have mistaken me for the guy who accepted the co-leasing deal.

dan30252

The second guy. He doesn't pay for dinner.

SebringSilver

So the donkey's name is Tawni? Or the midget's?

GBlansten

Almost cracked the donkey joke but held back.

dan30252

I don't remember. Jose Cuervo kicked my *** that night.

taylorcoleman

on my way home i was thinking about this thread. at a stoplight, there was this hottie sitting next to me driving a CTS-V. I think she was mouthing the words, "Vancouver, BC Meet", but at second blush I think she said, "you lease or buy that thing?" We both rolled down our windows and simultaneously said to each other, "nice ride". Then an M3 pulled up next to us, gave us both the finger, and smoked the tires as he blew the red light nearly sideswiping an ISF driven by a 20-something trust fund milker. Then it all hit me...this forum led me astray...palladium silver...damn it all...if I had only gone with palladium silver that hottie and i would have been shacked up in the next motel together.

SebringSilver

Only if you're in a CTS-V with ventilated Recaro seats, and you both refuse to discuss the Audi S5 which may or may not be wrapped in gold.

There, I think we've nicely summarized all the threads on the C63 forum.