I am going to build up my C63 and be very quiet about it, I am thinking of going past stage 10 to 11, uncharted territory. Few things though; if you all want to drive it you can, this is nothing to me, and I am just going to throw some of my money at it and see where it sticks.

I hope this has not been done before as I want to be the first but I am not interested in the attention it may draw as I am building other huge cars and doing other huge things with all my money.

I am really rich and really know tons of stuff as I have been building huge horsepower since I put an engine on my stroller (twin turbo to be exact, hadn't been done before but I had a lot of money to throw at it at the time and since I was a baby I didn't care about the timeline or if things went wrong on the first try), PM me if you are interested in being my friend.

Sorry but I have to go as I am off to managing a myriad of important things and not caring about the car. I don't really have any extra time to spend posting on this website. I run tons of businesses and am really rich and my time just cant be wasted.

I will be quiet now and let the tuners speak for themselves because those guys are the greatest and know their stuff.

 

I see what you did there. 8.5/10

 

 

for responding, you guys are great and so is the tuner who is amazing and I trust with the money and time I dont care about.

It is really cool how all of you care so much about such trivial things like a C class 63. To me it means nothing but that is just how I am and I like to see how little people like all of you care about this unimportant stuff.

I am going to do other stuff too, by the way I have a secret.....

 

ahahaahahahaha

 

jspAMG
It will be interesting to see what happens with an unlimited budget.


LOL i just seen this as i was reading first page of the jsp thread, this is what he posted before anyone knew who was doing the build, hilarious

 

Start looking for a car crusher company in case you are frustrated with the progress of the build.

 

LOL....i think you should just put the car in a crusher to show how much money you have . then , while it's being crushed , you could throw the change in your pocket at it

 

So.... I'm guessing you plan to build this car in a completely inflexible and unreasonable timeframe, and then complain to the entire internet when your car develops an issue that has nothing to do with the tuner or their parts?

Excellent. Good luck to you sir.

 

You forgot to told us how stupid people are.

"Nope. International buyers offer zero protection on paypal. I don't care much about the money but people doing chargebacks rubs me the wrong way. Plus there's little issue with customs. Monkeys are smarter than these people. 25% of shipments overseas end up with something goofed because customs jerks the parts around."

 

hahahaha.

Close, but not cocky enough, also needs a dash more ego sprinkled on top.

4 stars though.

 

You need more emphasize more about your $$$. How you don't care about the $$$ and about how much you have. Talk more about your businesses and making more $$$. Oh yeah, and definitely don't forget to talk about your $$$ and driving your car off the santa monica pier.

 

LOLLLLLLLLL

 

I gave the effort an 8.5 because he wasn't as "douchey"

 

Sorry that I could not respond quicker to you people who care so much about such low dollar cars but remember I am really rich and I run a ton of important businesses. I am the largest customer to many fortune 500 companies in the area. I also had to take my wife to the airport in the only other car we have that can fit a suitcase in it and that is not being modded to produce so much horsepower that we may as well change the animal reference to bulls.

My secret is that all of you will be allowed to look at my 2010 tax return and faint in disbelief at how rich I am. I will then throw water on you and start a fire from 100 dollar bills to warm you up while I begin pissing on the stand up people I am doing business with.

I also could do all this work myself but just want to let it be done by others because again I am to busy to be bothered and don't really care.

Ps-you all need to remeber there waS a progression to the insanity. I had to start small then work into the new personality. Reestablish a rate with that in mind....

 

Fun thread but may lead to a downward spiral

 

NICE!!! Q? How'd you get the OP to finally post more golden douchery & from your computer no less?? lol...

 

what i don't quite understand and didn't from his posts was how 'busy' he was yet the amount of time he still had to post about his $$, knowledge and sheer disinterest in $$$ LOL

Like one guy I know, brags so much about how much a$$ he lands that he say's "I dont even care for pu$$y b/c I get so much of it"

 

Has anyone met Jim (jsp) other than the ACG guys and Pertplus?

 

Can you tell us how you wont update the this thread any longer because youre just entirely too busy? And then can you update date it numerous times per day? Thats my favorite part.

 

You guys are just mean.... He is the real deal though. Yes a moment of douchery for sure, but the real deal none the less.

 

 

are you referring to him buying nine inch nails and then taking out his cd player and having them sit in the back seat playing music while he drives the car?? I mean really, this thread is going to spiral?? The spiral already happened I was making light of it as it really is pretty amazing. Funny stuff but the horse is dead and no need to beat it any longer!

jspAMG is the greatest internet person of 2011!

 

Following those posts reminded me of watching Charlie Sheen slowly go crazier, and crazier...

Anyways.

UPDATE?

 

I just remember hm telling me he didn't like some of the stuff i did to my car, one of which was the exhaust....how ironic, he put an Akrapovic on his car too

And as for me, I'm quasi-douchey.