Gremlin9

The damn driver's seat is way too customizable and comfortable that I find myself just spending all day in the car and don't even feel like driving it anymore.

I'm literally sitting in the damn thing parked in my garage and I don't want to do anything else.

I've brought my work laptop into the car and now no longer need to drive to work since I've made my car into my new office.

I sit in my car in my garage all day and type away on my laptop.
When I want to take a break from work, I just watch the new TV I bought for the garage.

I no longer need my bed, I just fall asleep in the car.

When I get hungry, I do turn the car on, but leave it in park and throw some eggs on the warm hood -- I can scramble 'em or do some sunny side up -- it doesn't matter either way because with my newly optiocoated car, I can cook on the hood all day without ruining the finish.

I just finished making a porterhouse with near perfect charring... I cooked it directly on the engine and I even got the damn engine builder's name branded right into the steak.

RuckinAMG

Too funny!

timsamg63

LOL

N1ck

WOW LOL

xxGenericSNxx

That's how you know when you're a true car guy. You speed home through traffic only to sit in the car in the garage for another half hour admiring it.

Karl901

Wow, how is your sex life in it. Does that fully adjustable seat, adjust for love making also.

cyberorth

I have the same problem.
Where do you keep the roll of toilet paper?

Guilty

HAHAHAHA

vessproms

problem is i cant go to toilet

khmergod

Good stuff.

CoolBDPhenom03

That's what the backseat is for

Guilty

Have you tried the hood? It's fun!

MaroonC63

Putting bacon strips behind the exhaust while you rev gives it a nice smokey taste also

gthal

But you would mar the paint, add swirls, etc I vote back seat... not worth the damage on the hood when there is a perfectly good back seat.

Guilty

I'm tall, I won't fit!

Fung63

if you're hungry, that engine cover makes for a great frying pan. nothing like putting 451 horses to work cooking your eggs.

cyberorth

What would you know? You have a child seat strapped there. (and so do I!)