Engine won't turn over after replacing lifters
Last edited by go team; Dec 5, 2017 at 11:15 PM.




Huge thanks go out to everyone who helped me in this thread, notably Jasonoff, AMG3.2, go team, ec_nova, jptaylor, and the others.I was "100% certain" I had done the timing perfectly and everyone quickly proved me wrong. It was my fault for never checking the crank pulley after setting it once.
Most importantly, thanks to Mercedes for making a clearly defective engine part and refusing to own up to it so that people out of warranty like me have to go through all this crap.
Honestly it was fun, getting to go through this extremely complex engine and seeing all the high quality parts they use. This engine is a work of art. 




Huge thanks go out to everyone who helped me in this thread, notably Jasonoff, AMG3.2, go team, ec_nova, jptaylor, and the others.I was "100% certain" I had done the timing perfectly and everyone quickly proved me wrong. It was my fault for never checking the crank pulley after setting it once.
Most importantly, thanks to Mercedes for making a clearly defective engine part and refusing to own up to it so that people out of warranty like me have to go through all this crap.
Honestly it was fun, getting to go through this extremely complex engine and seeing all the high quality parts they use. This engine is a work of art. 
Do they even make assembly lube anymore that clogs up oil filters?
https://www.redlineoil.com/assembly-lube
ASSEMBLY LUBE
- Prepares potential wear surface and prevents metal contact before adequate lubrication can be supplied
- Unlike other assembly lubes, Red Line's will not plug filters after initial engine start-up
It's worse than it looks in that picture. That's a hole right in the middle of the lifter. I wonder how much longer it would have lasted before sending lifter shards everywhere.
A few thoughts:
1) I'll be changing the oil soon anyway because it's full of additives. I had been trying lifter additives to get the noise to stop.
2) I'm not completely out of the woods yet, have a few codes to deal with. P0020 and P0024. They have something to do with one of the phasers/adjusters. I did pinch one of the electrical connectors during reinstall and may have to replace that, we'll see. But honestly the car is running just fine and I'm not overly concerned with the codes right now. It's not a misfire, it's not way out of timing, so I'll let the car drive for a few days before I tackle this next issue.
Last edited by jaspirr; Dec 6, 2017 at 09:55 AM.




Nice work dude
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It's worse than it looks in that picture. That's a hole right in the middle of the lifter. I wonder how much longer it would have lasted before sending lifter shards everywhere.
A few thoughts:
1) I'll be changing the oil soon anyway because it's full of additives. I had been trying lifter additives to get the noise to stop.
2) I'm not completely out of the woods yet, have a few codes to deal with. P0020 and P0024. They have something to do with one of the phasers/adjusters. I did pinch one of the electrical connectors during reinstall and may have to replace that, we'll see. But honestly the car is running just fine and I'm not overly concerned with the codes right now. It's not a misfire, it's not way out of timing, so I'll let the car drive for a few days before I tackle this next issue.
You may need a re-learn process done.
Re-learn, ugh. I hate my local dealership. Just yesterday when I needed a new thermostat they told me over the phone it cost $240 and I told them I'm looking at it online right now for $120. We eventually 'settled' on $160. It's amazing that they try to rip you off on everything, service, parts, etc. They'll probably want more for the re-learn than this entire lifter replacement cost.
Re-learn, ugh. I hate my local dealership. Just yesterday when I needed a new thermostat they told me over the phone it cost $240 and I told them I'm looking at it online right now for $120. We eventually 'settled' on $160. It's amazing that they try to rip you off on everything, service, parts, etc. They'll probably want more for the re-learn than this entire lifter replacement cost.
Any indy shop that has Xentry can do the re-learn.
I have a brand new set of lifters SLS for sale of anyone needs...




Do they even make assembly lube anymore that clogs up oil filters?
https://www.redlineoil.com/assembly-lube
ASSEMBLY LUBE
- Prepares potential wear surface and prevents metal contact before adequate lubrication can be supplied
- Unlike other assembly lubes, Red Line's will not plug filters after initial engine start-up
and as any old school engine builder will tell you you should ALWAYS change oil and filter if you open the engine for any reason. And if anyone is paying $100 for an oil change you are getting HOSED!!! Mobil oil and filter cost you $50max and take 5min to change
and as any old school engine builder will tell you you should ALWAYS change oil and filter if you open the engine for any reason. And if anyone is paying $100 for an oil change you are getting HOSED!!! Mobil oil and filter cost you $50max and take 5min to change
He's changing it soon. That will be perfectly fine.
and as any old school engine builder will tell you you should ALWAYS change oil and filter if you open the engine for any reason. And if anyone is paying $100 for an oil change you are getting HOSED!!! Mobil oil and filter cost you $50max and take 5min to change
Last edited by go team; Dec 6, 2017 at 02:33 PM.
As to oil, I like the LIqui-Moly leiften-whatever one.
It's worse than it looks in that picture. That's a hole right in the middle of the lifter. I wonder how much longer it would have lasted before sending lifter shards everywhere.
A few thoughts:
1) I'll be changing the oil soon anyway because it's full of additives. I had been trying lifter additives to get the noise to stop.
2) I'm not completely out of the woods yet, have a few codes to deal with. P0020 and P0024. They have something to do with one of the phasers/adjusters. I did pinch one of the electrical connectors during reinstall and may have to replace that, we'll see. But honestly the car is running just fine and I'm not overly concerned with the codes right now. It's not a misfire, it's not way out of timing, so I'll let the car drive for a few days before I tackle this next issue.
I know its a losing game for you and all and when it is, I know your memes come out
. Now... as for memeboy, I would hate to count the amount of memes you've posted in the past but I think this photo below is a good one to post as your reply to show how you ACTUALLY treat the almighty internet gods, such as MYSELF, online. Don't touch the gods
but you may try again on the next thread.. Now that, that's done... On to the next thread! My work here is done! Until jaspirr's video is up, that is.
Sometimes you gotta know when to stop giving a fück and let some emo have their glory.



