What type of loaner car you all get?
My dealer, Smythe in San Jose, CA also sells Volvos and I probably will ask if I can have one of them while my CLK55 is in for its upcoming B service.
I need to find something soon, since my wife thinks she wants a M3 rag-top and I am not ready to trade her in, a commnet you would appreciate if you knew what she did with her last Porsche.
service advisor: "ok sir if we'll just have your insurance card and you'll have a c class loaner and be on your way."
me: "here you go" <hands service advisor GEICO insurance card>
service advisor: "umm, sir, GEICO doesn't provide coverage in New Jersey."
me: "so what, if I get into an accident in New Jersey I'll just shoot the guy nobody will ever know."
service advisor: "umm sir that is illegal, and besides MB policy strictly forbids killing others while driving our cars."
me: "what if I stab him?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "baseball bat?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "ice-pick?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "well what do you got for me?"
service advisor: "we can call up enterprise rent a car and get you a rental"
me: "fine with me"
<few minutes later, 18-yr old geek shows up>
geek: <in screechy voice> err sir if you sign these papers you'll be on your way.
me: <signing papers with fake signature> there you go
geek: here's your key <hands me a Saturn key>
me: what the f*ck is this?
geek: your car
me: you expect me to trade my CLK430 in for a Saturn??
service advisor: company policy
me: f*ck you
or something like that
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The previous dealer had Enterprise for awhile then switched to Hertz. They didn't have M-B loaners unless you wanted to pay extra $ out of your own pocket. I've had a Mazda 626, Chevrolet Malibu, full-size Chevrolet Tahoe, and Ford Taurus on previous visits to that dealer.
C280
C230 Kompressor
ML320
C320 Station Wagon
C240
Ford Taurus (they didn't have any MB's left)
Also tried to get me to pay for insurance!
So much for "free" loaner car when warrenty work is being done.
<A day at MB service....>
service advisor: "ok sir if we'll just have your insurance card and you'll have a c class loaner and be on your way."
me: "here you go" <hands service advisor GEICO insurance card>
service advisor: "umm, sir, GEICO doesn't provide coverage in New Jersey."
me: "so what, if I get into an accident in New Jersey I'll just shoot the guy nobody will ever know."
service advisor: "umm sir that is illegal, and besides MB policy strictly forbids killing others while driving our cars."
me: "what if I stab him?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "baseball bat?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "ice-pick?"
service advisor: "no"
me: "well what do you got for me?"
service advisor: "we can call up enterprise rent a car and get you a rental"
me: "fine with me"
<few minutes later, 18-yr old geek shows up>
geek: <in screechy voice> err sir if you sign these papers you'll be on your way.
me: <signing papers with fake signature> there you go
geek: here's your key <hands me a Saturn key>
me: what the f*ck is this?
geek: your car
me: you expect me to trade my CLK430 in for a Saturn??
service advisor: company policy
me: f*ck you
or something like that
LOL!!
I like the subtle change from "service advisor" to "geek." LOL!! Good one.
I get either an E320, ML320, or SLK230..my choice.
I tried the make the experience funny, but a Saturn is no laughing matter. Friends don't let friends drive Saturns.
so I just ask the dealership to drive me to work and then I hitch a ride home with one of my friends:p



I didn't get a loaner at all, they told me the shortest path to the subway...