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Old 05-09-2013, 11:03 PM
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Hahaha I've seen that episode before, and that clip personifies my high school perfectly. Actually embodies the sentiments of my city perfectly...

Off topic but speaking of posers, yesterday a 300 pound power lifter threatened to beat me to a pulp after I had to honk my horn at him since he came into oncoming traffic to do a U-turn and didn't notice me. Almost hit me within inches, and so he pulls up next to all 115 pounds of me and starts telling me he's going to break my neck and all for "disrespecting him with my horn" so at the next light I told him to get out and beat the **** out of me and he wouldn't. He just said "NEXT TIME BRAH NEXT TIME YA *****" and what do you know I'm still here (without a scratch on me), after taunting him and saying I wasn't scared of his chicken arms (in reality probably 20 inch biceps). Stupid to do that, yes. Did I prove a point about the 99% white neighborhood I live in, completely.

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Hehe, i know the feeling, i lived in Orange County for a while and Huntington Beach is like Bro Central

"Hey bruh, i got my lifted truck with metal militia decals on it and neck tattoos bruh and a ride in motocross bruh, sup bruh"

And 22" biceps usually means like 3" *****, probably why hes so angry...

Originally Posted by AMGAffalterbach
Hahaha I've seen that episode before, and that clip personifies my high school perfectly. Actually embodies the sentiments of my city perfectly...

Off topic but speaking of posers, yesterday a 300 pound power lifter threatened to beat me to a pulp after I had to honk my horn at him since he came into oncoming traffic to do a U-turn and didn't notice me. Almost hit me within inches, and so he pulls up next to all 115 pounds of me and starts telling me he's going to break my neck and all for "disrespecting him with my horn" so at the next light I told him to get out and beat the **** out of me and he wouldn't. He just said "NEXT TIME BRAH NEXT TIME YA *****" and what do you know I'm still here after taunting him and saying I wasn't scared of his chicken arms (20 inch biceps). Stupid to do that, yes. Did I prove a point about the 99% white neighborhood I live in, completely.
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
Passing down wisdom? All you're doing is explaining how you put amg badges on a stock 6 cylinder lmao. Not only did you pretend to have an amg but you also pretended you had a v8...
I totally agree with you! I was the worse of the worse posers ever! So I have bragging rights when it comes to poser advice!

Now, let's move on to a more interesting segment of this discussion. Namely.. your car!

If Mercedes Benz AMG did not build that car and put that badge on the trunk, you can't. It's not an AMG. Simple!

Personally? You could have just left the car un-badged and enjoyed the performance instead of passing it for a real AMG car!

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Old 05-10-2013, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by AMGAffalterbach
Hahaha I've seen that episode before, and that clip personifies my high school perfectly. Actually embodies the sentiments of my city perfectly...

Off topic but speaking of posers, yesterday a 300 pound power lifter threatened to beat me to a pulp after I had to honk my horn at him since he came into oncoming traffic to do a U-turn and didn't notice me. Almost hit me within inches, and so he pulls up next to all 115 pounds of me and starts telling me he's going to break my neck and all for "disrespecting him with my horn" so at the next light I told him to get out and beat the **** out of me and he wouldn't. He just said "NEXT TIME BRAH NEXT TIME YA *****" and what do you know I'm still here (without a scratch on me), after taunting him and saying I wasn't scared of his chicken arms (in reality probably 20 inch biceps). Stupid to do that, yes. Did I prove a point about the 99% white neighborhood I live in, completely.
he felt bad for you, do you really think someone who prides themselves on their body composition would start beating your "115 pound self" up? i weigh 160 and i'd feel bad going head to head with someone who is 115 pounds...he also saw you have an amg and realized you'd just sue the **** out of him with your really cool expensive attorney. i must ask, if you had to guestimate, approximately how many inches is your head stuck up your ***? you guys are clueless and sad lmao

Originally Posted by CharlestonN
Hehe, i know the feeling, i lived in Orange County for a while and Huntington Beach is like Bro Central

"Hey bruh, i got my lifted truck with metal militia decals on it and neck tattoos bruh and a ride in motocross bruh, sup bruh"

And 22" biceps usually means like 3" *****, probably why hes so angry...
how many dudes with 22 inch arms and 3 inch *****' have you gone through to attest to that statement? lmao

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I totally agree with you! I was the worse of the worse posers ever! So I have bragging rights when it comes to power advice!

Now, let's move on to a more interesting segment of this discussion. Namely.. your car!

If Mercedes Benz AMG did not build that car and put that badge on the trunk, you can't. It's not an AMG. Simple!

Personally? You could have just left the car un-badged and enjoyed the performance instead of passing it for a real AMG car!

putting an amg badge on your stock v6 gives you right to tell someone with an amg (minus the seat and tach logos) what to do with his car.....riiiight lmao

the more i read from you guys the more i envision 115 pound fairy conservatives who would never man up in a real fight, let alone do any real work to their cars. i see why you guys want to give me crap now about getting to have the same hand built amg driving pleasure you guys get, especially considering i'm much more capable and knowledgeable about working on these german cars at 21 than you guys would ever get close to in your lives. continue please
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i've yet to put the amg badge on the trunk but knowing it pisses people like you (and everyone else in this thread who would hate on anybody who does an amg swap) makes me want to find some really strong glue so it never comes off
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Originally Posted by Ahmed
If Mercedes Benz AMG did not build that car and put that badge on the trunk, you can't. It's not an AMG. Simple!
what's the difference between a cl500 and a cl55? the engine and the tranny. Simple!


mercedes benz builds cars, amg builds engines and customizes mercedes', turning them into AMGs. basically doing exactly what i did to my car. Simple!
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
what's the difference between a cl500 and a cl55? the engine and the tranny. Simple!


mercedes benz builds cars, amg builds engines and customizes mercedes', turning them into AMGs. basically doing exactly what i did to my car. Simple!
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
what's the difference between a cl500 and a cl55? the engine and the tranny. Simple!


mercedes benz builds cars, amg builds engines and customizes mercedes', turning them into AMGs. basically doing exactly what i did to my car. Simple!
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are you fools too thick to realize that an amg is just a modified mercedes? or are you guys taking too much pride in the fact that you paid a lot more for your mercedes? please stop talking like you guys actually know ANYTHING about cars....

edit:just because you (or your parents) can afford a mercedes doesn't mean you know anything about them
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"Mods Completed:
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Blacked out V8 Kompressor Badges"

how much money did you have to borrow from daddy to pull off such extensive and critical modifications?! blacking out those side markers and v8 badges must have taken all day for you to do, man you should be proud! lmao tools
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Originally Posted by CharlestonN
Also - If a real AMG pulls up next to you and wants a go of it there will be a public douchefying of biblical proportions...

how does this even make sense if i have the same drivetrain as an amg?.... if i don't tie with the amg, i'd probably beat the car since most amg owners are pansies who cant work on their cars let alone drive them anyways (or at least according to this thread)

i also love how you can't seem to come up with any logical rebuttals to anything i've had to say, just nonsensical spewing of peanut gallery remarks like a child who can't shut up in class
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Originally Posted by CharlestonN
My daddy died homeless and i support my mom little boy, i own my own Digital Media and Entertainment businesses and have earned my money all by my lonesome since i was 18

You don't have to get all defensive and personal over your cl500 and acting like a little smart-*** brat on an internet forum over a car

Noone cares about your opinions because have made it quite obvious for everyone that you are an uneducated idiot, this is the last response you will receive from me - you aren't worth any of my time
oops struck a nerve

funny that you accuse me of being defensive yet you're the one defending yourself now

i'm not stating opinions genius, i'm stating facts. whether or not i went to college, i bet i could still run circles around you mentally and physically

like i said, if you wanna tell me it's not an amg then you can suck on my nuts son

and are you contradicting yourself when you call me a smart ***, then go on to call me uneducated?! like i said when i was a kid, rather be a smart *** than a dumbass ahahahahahaha

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im curious as to what prestigious school you got your degree from? you remind me of nidanzyo or whatever his name was....claiming how great he is because he's educated but really he just went to some one off graphic design school lmao
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please don't leave me =(....if all i have to argue with is the dude who put the clk55 amg badges on his stock v6 (who probably isn't natively english speaking) and the 115 pound dude who tells awesome stories about how he told some 300 pound guy to hit him, then i must say i have little interest sticking around =(

i hope i get banned from this ****, you guys are all honestly a bunch of little sad excuses for men. the useful benz owners are on benzforum...this forum is just filled with pansies who wanna shoot the **** and stroke each others egos about the MSRP of their cars lmao. have fun out in cali with your superficial lives and let me guess, bright silver paintjob

later pansies
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Originally Posted by AMGAffalterbach
Can't wait for the day I see a Chinese knock off with AMG spelled incorrectly.


like yeah, totally dude! it'd be so funny man if like, they switched the A and the M or something like that. stupid asians right?!?!

****ing idiots, i swear....
Old 05-10-2013, 05:42 AM
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just because you drive a mercedes doesn't mean you have to fit the stereotype of having your heads stuck up your asses
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
how does this even make sense if i have the same drivetrain as an amg?.... if i don't tie with the amg, i'd probably beat the car since most amg owners are pansies who cant work on their cars let alone drive them anyways (or at least according to this thread)

i also love how you can't seem to come up with any logical rebuttals to anything i've had to say, just nonsensical spewing of peanut gallery remarks like a child who can't shut up in class
I have a real AMG and I will race you on a road course or drag strip and then you will see what the difference is.
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Originally Posted by ctravis595

how much money did you have to borrow from daddy to pull off such extensive and critical modifications?!
Not yet, my car is stock. But I'm gonna buy him beer tonight and convince him to pay for my internet subscription so I can keep reading your posts!!!
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I have a real AMG and I will race you on a road course or drag strip and then you will see what the difference is.
You're gonna race a poser? NO!!!!!
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why don't you show us some video of you hot AMG car Ctravis?
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
i also love how you can't seem to come up with any logical rebuttals to anything i've had to say, just nonsensical spewing of peanut gallery remarks like a child who can't shut up in class
You're like Victor Frankenstein! Your car is NOT an AMG car, it's a cut and paste backyard project, nothing more nothing less! Get over it!

Originally Posted by ctravis595
please don't leave me =(....if all i have to argue with is the dude who put the clk55 amg badges on his stock v6 (who probably isn't natively english speaking)
HEY!!!! Watch your mouth! My V6 was NOT stock okaaaaaay!! It had a cone filter.. you here that?? CONE filter!!!!!


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i hope i get banned from this ****,
I hope not, I'm gonna miss you Victor!!
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Originally Posted by ecampbell
I have a real AMG and I will race you on a road course or drag strip and then you will see what the difference is.
are you guys confused? a car gets its power from the engine (crazy right?) and my engine is a handbuilt amg engine....same 55 engine that come stock in the amg....why is this so hard to understand?!

edit: or are you another one of these dweebs who take great pride in your plastic emblems? the amg logo probably adds 30 or so horsepower or at least so i've read....

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this is a vid i took after the first time i started the new amg engine


i'm not really sure what kind of video you want me to take of my car? do you want like a walk around or some silly video of me doing donuts and driving recklessly on public roads?
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Originally Posted by ctravis595
this is a vid i took after the first time i started the new amg engine

W215 CL500 to CL55 AMG engine swap start up - YouTube

i'm not really sure what kind of video you want me to take of my car? do you want like a walk around or some silly video of me doing donuts and driving recklessly on public roads?
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Originally Posted by Ahmed
Not yet, my car is stock. But I'm gonna buy him beer tonight and convince him to pay for my internet subscription so I can keep reading your posts!!!
wasn't referring to you

Originally Posted by Ahmed
You're like Victor Frankenstein! Your car is NOT an AMG car, it's a cut and paste backyard project, nothing more nothing less! Get over it!



HEY!!!! Watch your mouth! My V6 was NOT stock okaaaaaay!! It had a cone filter.. you here that?? CONE filter!!!!!




I hope not, I'm gonna miss you Victor!!
yes cut and paste mercedes with upgraded amg parts....sounds good to me!


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