I'm depressed!
05-03-2005, 01:45 AM
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I'm depressed!
Ever since I lost the use of my CDI, I have been in a deeeeep depression! Not a day goes by when I don't open the garage door, walk to the spot my beloved CDI was and CRY! I thought it was going to be easy, I thought that I could wait the few months for my new love, but NOOOO! 
Oh sure, the doctor said go out and rent a "Bimmer". Bimmer? BIMMER?? What the hell is he thinking? No Mercedes trained butt will EVER sit in a Bimmer and not feel........CONSTIPATED!
Okay, he said I should have more sex. How can I? How can any man think about sex in a crisis? A man has needs and wants that transcends humping and booze. A man must have his BENZ!
The pitter patter of those little valves, the soothing ride, the gruff but pleasant demeanor of the engine will never be matched by my leather clad dominatrix.
Yes my friends, I’m depressed. Tell me what to do!
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Oh sure, the doctor said go out and rent a "Bimmer". Bimmer? BIMMER?? What the hell is he thinking? No Mercedes trained butt will EVER sit in a Bimmer and not feel........CONSTIPATED!
Okay, he said I should have more sex. How can I? How can any man think about sex in a crisis? A man has needs and wants that transcends humping and booze. A man must have his BENZ!
The pitter patter of those little valves, the soothing ride, the gruff but pleasant demeanor of the engine will never be matched by my leather clad dominatrix.
Yes my friends, I’m depressed. Tell me what to do!
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05-03-2005, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by lig
better living through chemistry. 
I tried Viagra but "it" landed up pointing to every E-class in the neighborhood!
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Originally Posted by Spartan
Ever since I lost the use of my CDI, I have been in a deeeeep depression! ...
Yes my friends, I’m depressed. Tell me what to do!
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Yes my friends, I’m depressed. Tell me what to do!
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"Keeping the Joy in your Life ... one StarDiagnosis at a time ... we're DCP"
05-03-2005, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by DWP
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05-03-2005, 12:30 PM
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Spartan,
I can sympathize with you. I absolutely love my CDI and can't imagine not being able to drive it on a daily basis. I must have missed what happened to your beloved CDI, but I hope the issue has resolved in your favour.
Jay
I can sympathize with you. I absolutely love my CDI and can't imagine not being able to drive it on a daily basis. I must have missed what happened to your beloved CDI, but I hope the issue has resolved in your favour.
Jay
05-03-2005, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by saffrontiger
Spartan,
I can sympathize with you. I absolutely love my CDI and can't imagine not being able to drive it on a daily basis. I must have missed what happened to your beloved CDI, but I hope the issue has resolved in your favour.
Jay
I can sympathize with you. I absolutely love my CDI and can't imagine not being able to drive it on a daily basis. I must have missed what happened to your beloved CDI, but I hope the issue has resolved in your favour.
Jay
