Blinking center console
So I was driving along going 70km/h or so the other day, and all of a sudden every single light on the dash lights up and the error message "Brakes Malfunction" flashes on the screen. The engine cuts off and I have to coast to the side of the road. The brakes were still working, contrary to what the message was saying. When I try to restart, it sounds like a machine gun with the sparkplugs constantly firing, but the engine won't start.
Got it towed to the dealership and they charged me $600 to diagnose the problem and install software updates. The blinking console was because there is an Upper Control Panel module located directly behind that section which the heated seats/hazards/etc plug into. That module apparently malfunctioned which causes it to have a constant 3A draw even when the car is turned off (the cause of so many of my electronic consumers messages) $490. Also my voltage regulator is shot which needs replacement $175. In total it cost $1600 to get repaired.




a friend of mine had just bought a CLK430 convertible the 1st day it came out. he was going about 80mph on the freeway and exited. while waiting at the light all the lights on the instrument cluster lit up. the steering wheel locked and the car starting burning rubber on it's own and doing donuts. after about 10 seconds of this it finally stopped and the cops showed up with their guns drawn yelling the sh*t at him. eventually they came over and saw that the lights were still on. he had it towed that night and never saw the car again. never found out what it was.
it's scary when you put windows 98 on a 2 ton piece of machinery huh???
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I was about to bring the car back to the dealership and complain but a mechanic friend said the guys at the dealership might have been lazy and not fully charge the battery, just enough to get it going again, and he recommended that I fully charge the battery and see if the problem happens again before bringing it back. I kept the spare battery in the trunk as well in case I needed to jump again.
Sure enough, the next day when I went to lunch, the car wouldn't start again, but this time when I tried to jump it, it wouldn't start. I ended up calling the dealership and had them send over a driver to get me back to my office. Later that night when I went to get my car towed, it started up with the original battery... wtf??!!?
I drive it in to the dealership and complain that the exact same thing is happening again... the engine cuts out while I'm driving and won't start again until several hours later. It's the same battery that starts it again so it's not the battery (plus I had the fully charged spare).
SA calls me back the next day and says it's a different issue this time (even though it is the exact same thing that's happening) and wants to charge me another $250 for another diagnostic. WTF??!!?? I just paid over $750 to diagnose this problem... turns out the crank sensor(?) was shot and every time it overheats, the engine timing is off and so it shuts down and it won't start up again until the sensor cools down enough to work again. To fix the crank sensor cost another $400.
In the end, all of the electrical repairs weren't even necessary to fix this problem, but I guess I had to get them fixed sooner or later. Just annoying that they mis-diagnosed the problem and decided to pursue the expensive repair route then pretended that it was an entirely different issue when I brought it back two days later for the exact same problem.
So in total I paid $750 for original diagnoses + software updates, $400 for upper control module, $200 for voltage regulator, $400 for crank sensor + install.




