Cold Blooded




Yesterday, I didn't pay as close attention, but it was a longer first drive. 22.5 miles over 39 minutes. 1k' greater descent. Probably 10°F colder. I was going down the highway at 60mph, and watching the temp gauge drop to just one tick above the 40°C minimum... Basically didn't make it to temp until I was at about the same point as the previously described scenario halfway back home.
If the engine is taking care of itself, that's fine and good. I don't want to put unnecessary wear on it. I'd like it to last a while. It's pretty annoying to have a great big V8 under the hood that I just can't use because it never gets warm enough to uncork. Also annoying is the poor fuel economy I get while it's in whatever warmup mode. More than annoying, especially with small children, is that I don't have heat. Heated seat is great. Lack of a heated steering wheel sucks (sport wheel). But the kids just get to freeze.
It sounds like this may not be entirely unexpected behavior. I have to take it to the dealer for some work, but I want to wait until I can get the (mid engine, rear wheel drive, street slicks) sports car out of the barn for spring so that my wife and I can still get around without having to dance around each other.
My feeling right now is that the answer is likely to find some sort of remote start setup so that I can give it a few minutes before we get in to have a chance to get some heat in it, but even that is going to require research and install time that I doubt I'll be able to come up with before spring...




The M278 generates a ton of heat, but it may come mostly from the turbos, and at idle or driving with a mostly closed throttle they aren't doing much.
If you have an outlet nearby, the best approach is to use a block heater like they do in Northern Europe. I installed one on my airplane to limit how much I trashed the engine on cold starts in the winter and it worked wonders. This way you just avoid cold starts altogether.
Looks like Mercedes might not have a block heater option for the M278, but there are non-engine specific options which are probably easier to install than a remote start system.




https://www.defa.com/electrical-preh...engine-heater/




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Yesterday, I didn't pay as close attention, but it was a longer first drive. 22.5 miles over 39 minutes. 1k' greater descent. Probably 10°F colder. I was going down the highway at 60mph, and watching the temp gauge drop to just one tick above the 40°C minimum... Basically didn't make it to temp until I was at about the same point as the previously described scenario halfway back home.
If the engine is taking care of itself, that's fine and good. I don't want to put unnecessary wear on it. I'd like it to last a while. It's pretty annoying to have a great big V8 under the hood that I just can't use because it never gets warm enough to uncork. Also annoying is the poor fuel economy I get while it's in whatever warmup mode. More than annoying, especially with small children, is that I don't have heat. Heated seat is great. Lack of a heated steering wheel sucks (sport wheel). But the kids just get to freeze.
It sounds like this may not be entirely unexpected behavior. I have to take it to the dealer for some work, but I want to wait until I can get the (mid engine, rear wheel drive, street slicks) sports car out of the barn for spring so that my wife and I can still get around without having to dance around each other.
My feeling right now is that the answer is likely to find some sort of remote start setup so that I can give it a few minutes before we get in to have a chance to get some heat in it, but even that is going to require research and install time that I doubt I'll be able to come up with before spring...
Last edited by W205C43PFL; Jan 24, 2025 at 07:22 PM.




"normal driving RPM"
"results being tied to viscosity"
Cooling is translated by:
Cool oil = hot pistons (MOD-0)
Hot oil = cool pistons (MOD-4)
To remove piston heat by warming up your oil, piston must be sprayed else heat only comes from the coolant jacketing cylinders.
-- On stock Mobil1 piston spraying is effective above 2500.Rpm. Below that, dry piston accumulate extreme heat that vaporizes oil into carboned rings.
-- On MOD-4 spray gets effective above idle around 1100.Rpm so pistons never super heat and rings are not drafty.
The block coolant pump is poor at cooling pistons.

Last edited by CaliBenzDriver; Jan 25, 2025 at 03:51 AM.




See, if you got the remote that you could have got, if you got but did not get....well, then you could have remotely started as it would have been able to remotely start, had you only got the remote start feature.
Way, WAY back in 1999 when I was first driving (or so I thought)...we had remote start in my mothers Jaguar XJS...."hey, take the key, go start the car, I need to go to the liquor store and buy cigarettes....."
That car never started in the cold, often did not start in the warm either....
Way, WAY back in 1999 when I was first driving (or so I thought)...we had remote start in my mothers Jaguar XJS...."hey, take the key, go start the car, I need to go to the liquor store and buy cigarettes....."
That car never started in the cold, often did not start in the warm either....
Last edited by JettaRed; Jan 25, 2025 at 05:17 PM.








When you hop-on the highway engine gets too cold... ***
Still, this is better than warping the heads during summer heatsoak.
I am not going to comment on warranty work... lot of collateral parts involved including 5¢ O-rings that will slow-leak if not replaced (I have this myself).
Be smart about this repair... give the shop a bone to wanna help you: "serpentine service kit (tensioner/belt/idlers) - Shops don't work for cut-throat warranty claim adjusters... they work for customers.
***FYI: even a new Tstat Gets Lower temp on highway but not so low a fault is logged. I guess MB is using that challenge to test the Tstat response.
Tstat can not tolerate being marginal. Extreme heat is caused by engine timings, not Tstat alone.
Last edited by CaliBenzDriver; Jan 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM.



