Sex in your Benz

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Jul 22, 2006 | 08:54 PM
  #26  
try the spa mehbe.. worked out for me :smilie:
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Jul 23, 2006 | 04:00 AM
  #27  
tint your windows, that might help. If not just get a room for more privacy.
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Aug 4, 2006 | 08:22 PM
  #28  
do it
u dont need tinted windows, who gives a ****

its only natural
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Aug 22, 2006 | 10:36 PM
  #29  
My Merc is too small. Now, when I was young, my father's Olds 98 had a couch for a back seat. THat was great.
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Aug 22, 2006 | 11:30 PM
  #30  
I used to do it all the time in the back of my cadillac, don't see it as a problem. Got caught once, cops can be real dicks. They asks for IDs and everything.
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Aug 23, 2006 | 09:59 AM
  #31  
Quote: Honestly getting laid in your benz a bad move?
only if she has herpes!

seriously, I think it would be a hell of a thrill to do it in the back of my car. of course, at the moment I'd like to be able to do it PERIOD.
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Aug 23, 2006 | 10:06 AM
  #32  
sex in da ride is bad. After boning a few chicks in a Infiniti QX4 i had everything started to fall apart. Truck got broken into twice in result of my system being stolen twice! Accidents, fights, all kinds of ****..i dunno..jus my oppinion.
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Aug 25, 2006 | 05:31 PM
  #33  
Quote: Is it better to do it in the back seat or in passenger seat with the seat down?
I'd say in the back definetly
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Aug 25, 2006 | 05:42 PM
  #34  
Quote: I'd say in the back definetly
yeah, i dont think it could really happen in the back of my car (would be fun trying) but definitely you could make it in the back of an E
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Aug 25, 2006 | 07:25 PM
  #35  
lol i had a girl say she wanted to break in my mercedes, you know what i told her, the FCUCK you will, ur not messing up my black leather interior....maybe if i still had my civic lol, it is not comfy in a civic coupe, nor is a car comfy at all, but hey u gotta do what u gotta do. lol we should invent a seat cloth for future troubles.
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Aug 25, 2006 | 09:29 PM
  #36  
Quote: You can't be serious or married for more than 2-3 years and you definitely do not have kids!

Plus, to marry a girl for sex is waaaayy to expensive. It's a hell of a lot cheaper to date . As soon as the ring is on the finger you lose the remote (the ring) until you/they want kids.



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Sep 5, 2006 | 09:50 AM
  #37  
Can you not think of a better place to have sex?

I think a public bathroom would be even more convenient
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Sep 5, 2006 | 09:10 PM
  #38  
Quote: Can you not think of a better place to have sex?

I think a public bathroom would be even more convenient
EWWWWWWWWW!

However, a confessional...
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Sep 7, 2006 | 04:51 PM
  #39  
who worries about supersticions??? f*uck it and go for it! literally!
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Sep 10, 2006 | 01:44 PM
  #40  
Quote: My Merc is too small. Now, when I was young, my father's Olds 98 had a couch for a back seat. THat was great.
try a s-class
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Sep 12, 2006 | 08:59 AM
  #41  
Quote: try a s-class
..or a wagon
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Sep 12, 2006 | 06:15 PM
  #42  
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I thought it was teh other way around. Give her the ring and it's the end of getting laid.
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Sep 12, 2006 | 09:03 PM
  #43  
Sex in the car = bad luck. Car gets jealous.
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Sep 12, 2006 | 09:20 PM
  #44  
lol sex in the benz is great... but be carefull, who u do it first in the car with. Cuz u have to name ur car after her !

02s430

i agree it is wonderfull in the back of the S-- so much space hehehe
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Sep 12, 2006 | 11:07 PM
  #45  
Quote: lol sex in the benz is great... but be carefull, who u do it first in the car with. Cuz u have to name ur car after her !
umm... so... what about if you just mess around in the back (noone gets off) ? I don't want to name my car after HER
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Sep 14, 2006 | 05:41 AM
  #46  
back set sex is the best. along with the drivers, the passengers and the any other combo of the three best times of my life. and yes I was in high school back than. just make sure your car is roomy. and don't do it on a busy public street. most importantly have fun.
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Sep 14, 2006 | 11:35 AM
  #47  
Quote: back set sex is the best. along with the drivers, the passengers and the any other combo of the three best times of my life. and yes I was in high school back than. just make sure your car is roomy. and don't do it on a busy public street. most importantly have fun.
wow, nice! I got laid a total of one time in high school. And, I'm not sure if that time even counts because I finally just gave up and faked it
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Sep 14, 2006 | 02:01 PM
  #48  
Quote: ...most importantly have fun....
Well, I'd say most importantly, make sure you are "protected". 2nd, have fun.
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