I recently bought a 2003 E500, and i've been contemplating about having sex in my car, friends have told me this is a major no no. They are very supersticious and think nothing but bad luck will happen from there on.

Honestly getting laid in your benz a bad move?

 

I don't think it's bad luck. It can be pretty uncomfortable, though. Only banged in my Benz once. It was fine for me, but the chick I was with complained the whole time. Oh, BTW, tell your mom I found her earring

 

You must be a younger guy. I haven't even thought about something like this since I was a kid. Just remember it's illegal. I got caught many years ago and it wasn't pretty. Cops can be jerks, especially if the girl is a real looker.
Get a room!




Better yet, get married. Then you can have sex anytime you want. Doing it in the car won't cross your mind very much. Instead it'll be the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room....eveerywhere in the house. Where ever the mood hits you. That's fun.

 

Could they arrest you for having sex in the car?

 

Uhhh...yeah!!!
It's called lewd and lacsivious behavior.
Indecent expoxure
Poor common sense

 

Hm, interesting. But why you want to mess up your Benz's interior?

 

strange, I have friends who got busted with sex in the car but usually the cops tell them to go home or go get a room.

 

That was his first post? Hmmmm...

 

please don't...

 

LOL!!! Just do other stuff in the car !

Yes, you can be cited!

Also, i dont know if you heard it is sort of a tradition to name your car after the first girl you had sex with in your car.

 

You can't be serious or married for more than 2-3 years and you definitely do not have kids!

Plus, to marry a girl for sex is waaaayy to expensive. It's a hell of a lot cheaper to date . As soon as the ring is on the finger you lose the remote (the ring) until you/they want kids.

 

You can always try the hood! Looks like the Volvo crowd is into it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Now, THAT is an awesome picture! =D


(cant be real tho..... i mean if i was banging some girl on my dusty car hood the imprint woudln't come out so distinctivly, she'd be all over the place and so would the dust, but its a great picture)

 

Don't do it. Use this logic...It may seem exotic and crazy now, but after you screw up the interior and get cited, you'll regret it. There are plenty of other exciting places.

 

eurotek:what other exciting places did you have in mind?

 

Haha, I don't know. How about a nice beach? Maybe plane. Yeah. Rather than "Snakes on a Plane..." Yeah you got it.

 

It's ok if you got a light interior....but it stains black interior

 

People still do that, I mean if the guy is a High School student who doesn't have a house for himself or doesn't want to go to a Motel, that is fine, but if you have a place where you are alone, than why would you do it in the car. Dude don't do in a car, an especially in a Benz.

 

nox327.... what in the name of all that is holy is that benz in your signature?!
I've never seen it before

 

Not if she swallows.......but BJ's aren't SEX....is that right Mr.Clinton?

 

New CL....Nice.....If you click on the image it will redirect you to the web site.

 

obviously you've not paid attention.....if you get liquid onto the console, it may
end up costing you $1k to repair the shorted circuitry.

p.s. i set off the TeleAid once....in the midst of things. freaked us out when
the voice came on over the speaker, asking if they can help us.

 

!!! classisc !

 

Is it better to do it in the back seat or in passenger seat with the seat down?

 

who says im talking about BJ's? stuff can leak or break and im not only tlaking about the condom...anways i would'nt do it in the front seat.