Sex in your Benz
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Sex in your Benz
I recently bought a 2003 E500, and i've been contemplating about having sex in my car, friends have told me this is a major no no. They are very supersticious and think nothing but bad luck will happen from there on.
Honestly getting laid in your benz a bad move?
Honestly getting laid in your benz a bad move?
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I don't think it's bad luck. It can be pretty uncomfortable, though. Only banged in my Benz once. It was fine for me, but the chick I was with complained the whole time. Oh, BTW, tell your mom I found her earring
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You must be a younger guy. I haven't even thought about something like this since I was a kid. Just remember it's illegal. I got caught many years ago and it wasn't pretty. Cops can be jerks, especially if the girl is a real looker.
Get a room!
Better yet, get married. Then you can have sex anytime you want. Doing it in the car won't cross your mind very much. Instead it'll be the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room....eveerywhere in the house. Where ever the mood hits you. That's fun.
Get a room!
Better yet, get married. Then you can have sex anytime you want. Doing it in the car won't cross your mind very much. Instead it'll be the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room....eveerywhere in the house. Where ever the mood hits you. That's fun.
Last edited by platinumsc; Jul 9, 2006 at 05:02 PM.
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LOL!!! Just do other stuff in the car ! 
Yes, you can be cited!
Also, i dont know if you heard it is sort of a tradition to name your car after the first girl you had sex with in your car.
Yes, you can be cited!
Also, i dont know if you heard it is sort of a tradition to name your car after the first girl you had sex with in your car.
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Originally Posted by platinumsc
Better yet, get married. Then you can have sex anytime you want. Doing it in the car won't cross your mind very much. Instead it'll be the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room....eveerywhere in the house. Where ever the mood hits you. That's fun.
Plus, to marry a girl for sex is waaaayy to expensive. It's a hell of a lot cheaper to date
. As soon as the ring is on the finger you lose the remote (the ring) until you/they want kids.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now, THAT is an awesome picture! =D
(cant be real tho..... i mean if i was banging some girl on my dusty car hood the imprint woudln't come out so distinctivly, she'd be all over the place and so would the dust, but its a great picture)
Now, THAT is an awesome picture! =D
(cant be real tho..... i mean if i was banging some girl on my dusty car hood the imprint woudln't come out so distinctivly, she'd be all over the place and so would the dust, but its a great picture)
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Originally Posted by tvo7
eurotek:what other exciting places did you have in mind?
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People still do that, I mean if the guy is a High School student who doesn't have a house for himself or doesn't want to go to a Motel, that is fine, but if you have a place where you are alone, than why would you do it in the car. Dude don't do in a car, an especially in a Benz.
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Originally Posted by Untouchable08
It's ok if you got a light interior....but it stains black interior 
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Originally Posted by rubberninja
nox327.... what in the name of all that is holy is that benz in your signature?!
I've never seen it before
I've never seen it before
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obviously you've not paid attention.....if you get liquid onto the console, it may
end up costing you $1k to repair the shorted circuitry.
p.s. i set off the TeleAid once....in the midst of things. freaked us out when
the voice came on over the speaker, asking if they can help us.
end up costing you $1k to repair the shorted circuitry.
p.s. i set off the TeleAid once....in the midst of things. freaked us out when
the voice came on over the speaker, asking if they can help us.
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Originally Posted by raymond g-
obviously you've not paid attention.....if you get liquid onto the console, it may
end up costing you $1k to repair the shorted circuitry.
p.s. i set off the TeleAid once....in the midst of things. freaked us out when
the voice came on over the speaker, asking if they can help us.
end up costing you $1k to repair the shorted circuitry.
p.s. i set off the TeleAid once....in the midst of things. freaked us out when
the voice came on over the speaker, asking if they can help us.
!!! classisc !
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2005 C230
Originally Posted by C43AMG
Not if she swallows.......but BJ's aren't SEX....is that right Mr.Clinton?
who says im talking about BJ's? stuff can leak or break and im not only tlaking about the condom...anways i would'nt do it in the front seat.
