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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 04:34 PM
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I'll make it easy for you: Texas Raceway, Kennedale, TX. I'll be in that general area for most of this month. I just need a few hours advance notice so I can gather my groupies to make the video of your demise more exciting. We can run after the ricers get too drunk and start crashing into each other for pinks to their civics.


Ahahahaha!

That was good, but I'm serious. I'm not exactly about to go out of my way to Texas just to beat another 65. Maybe I'll catch you around sometime while you're on vacation in South Cali.
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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Lexani you wont be able to touch his sl65, and I'll put 500$ on that, and your ugly lexani wheels!
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 07:21 PM
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Nah the video worked when I posted my messge.
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by s0vietbenz
Lexani you wont be able to touch his sl65, and I'll put 500$ on that, and your ugly lexani wheels!
Whoa there cowboy. It's one thing to insult his wife or mom, but it's quite another to insult his wheels! (even if they are the pinnacle of cheeziness )
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 07:30 PM
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Whoa there cowboy. It's one thing to insult his wife or mom, but it's quite another to insult his wheels! (even if they are the pinnacle of cheeziness )
It's so funny reading that, and then reading your sid!

"Remember, it's still just a kar"
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by s0vietbenz
Lexani you wont be able to touch his sl65, and I'll put 500$ on that, and your ugly lexani wheels!
Funny. 500? Is that all you'll put? Shows you're great confidence in the 65. Well... you're about to lose 500, if he decides to take a road trip. Honestly though, leave the rims out. I don't even want to start with you're Maya on that ancient Benz you think you're hot in.

Seriously, don't argue over what rims are better, its but an opinion-- how can you prove an opinion? I think Maya rims look excellent on Hondas, but rather tacky on a Benz, you think vice-versa for Lexani; good. I personally hate it when people argue over whose opinion is more valid.

As for the 65 vs. 600, done plenty of times, never been proved NOTHING. I hold firm 3.6, others 4.2 or whanot, doesn't matter. No matter what mag you produce, I hold firm on my trustful C&D. You differ, I respect that, arguement closed.

Insults towards one's opinion is actually quite childish.

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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Vomit
Whoa there cowboy. It's one thing to insult his wife or mom, but it's quite another to insult his wheels! (even if they are the pinnacle of cheeziness )
Lexani = wayyyyyyyy better than HRE.
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 02:10 AM
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I'm saving up the money for a nice set of spinners. Hopefully by Oct '06 I'll be ready.

There seems to be a lack of availability on the fart cans that fit an E class. Wonder why?

I see many tools in 330's around here due to great lease deals. Usually, the driver is a young male ***** wearing mirror sunglasses. I actually like the design of the front of that car, but when you see the rear, you think "oh boy.."
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 06:43 AM
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I think its totally possible story for a 330Ci Automatic, especially if the guy was doing manumatic.
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Funny. 500? Is that all you'll put? Shows you're great confidence in the 65. Well... you're about to lose 500, if he decides to take a road trip. Honestly though, leave the rims out. I don't even want to start with you're Maya on that ancient Benz you think you're hot in.



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I would gladly challenge you if the idea of traveling halfway across the US in the 65 was realistic. However, if I come to Cali, the only thing you'll race in the 600 is my Piper Meridian. No worries though, the Meridian only goes 300mph. We could run from LA to San Diego, and I’ll give you a 50 mile head start. Regional approach into San Diego could vector me out 20 or so miles which gives you a great advantage – it’s been known to happen. You could actually beat me if you can average 155+. I figure this incorporates the same odds that your 600 has against my 65.

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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Machine
I would gladly challenge you if the idea of traveling halfway across the US in the 65 was realistic. However, if I come to Cali, the only thing you'll race in the 600 is my Piper Meridian. No worries though, the Meridian only goes 300mph. We could run from LA to San Diego, and I’ll give you a 50 mile head start. Regional approach into San Diego could vector me out 20 or so miles which gives you a great advantage – it’s been known to happen. You could actually beat me if you can average 155+. I figure this incorporates the same odds that your 600 has against my 65.


You have you're own plane!? Heh, I'll actually be on the plane, you dont mind do you? I've never been in someone's very own plane. :p
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Machine
I would gladly challenge you if the idea of traveling halfway across the US in the 65 was realistic. However, if I come to Cali, the only thing you'll race in the 600 is my Piper Meridian. No worries though, the Meridian only goes 300mph. We could run from LA to San Diego, and I’ll give you a 50 mile head start. Regional approach into San Diego could vector me out 20 or so miles which gives you a great advantage – it’s been known to happen. You could actually beat me if you can average 155+. I figure this incorporates the same odds that your 600 has against my 65.
ENOUGH, I CALL B.S. BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR A LONG TIME.
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 10:53 PM
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ENOUGH, I CALL B.S. BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR A LONG TIME.
I'll race you're SL600. :p
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
I'll race you're SL600. :p
WHOA THERE BIG GUY. i was talking to the duck err plane guy. also, i'm past the age of setting up races with the boy down the street.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by tandan
WHOA THERE BIG GUY. i was talking to the duck err plane guy. also, i'm past the age of setting up races with the boy down the street.
I'm probably older than you. Just maybe, anyhow, I was just adding humour, ever since Machine posted, I don't think anything here has been said in seriousness, except towards sovietbenz. Relax man, it's all good.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tandan
WHOA THERE BIG GUY. i was talking to the duck err plane guy. also, i'm past the age of setting up races with the boy down the street.
You calling me a duck? How am i suppose to react to that?

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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 09:57 PM
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You calling me a duck? How am i suppose to react to that?
quack! (very loudly) no lex i don't have a sense of humor, i'm married. seriously i won't race you, but i'll bet yo pinks i'm older than you. that's one of those bets that even if you win you lose.
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Old Aug 12, 2005 | 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by tandan
quack! (very loudly) no lex i don't have a sense of humor, i'm married. seriously i won't race you, but i'll bet yo pinks i'm older than you. that's one of those bets that even if you win you lose.
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Old Aug 12, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by tandan
quack! (very loudly) no lex i don't have a sense of humor, i'm married. seriously i won't race you, but i'll bet yo pinks i'm older than you. that's one of those bets that even if you win you lose.


This successfully hijacked thread has taken a turn to the twilight zone. Lex, I’ll catch you on another thread. See ya.

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Old Aug 12, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Old Aug 17, 2005 | 02:21 AM
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I agree that an escalade could beat an automatic 330. I got a 05 ESV and i believe it has at least 300 hp and around 400lbs torque. Off the line they are very fast up untill about 40, were it slows cause shifts to 2nd. Just my 2 cents
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Old Aug 17, 2005 | 08:16 AM
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tandan has an xk8 conv!!!!

That's even beyond mid-life crisis

I'm sure he smokes a pipe in front of the fire at night and has one of those soft caps. So my money for old age is on tandan. Sorry Lexani.

*PS this was all in jest*
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Old Aug 17, 2005 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SoulBladeZA
tandan has an xk8 conv!!!!

That's even beyond mid-life crisis

I'm sure he smokes a pipe in front of the fire at night and has one of those soft caps. So my money for old age is on tandan. Sorry Lexani.

*PS this was all in jest*
Sorry!? You think I'm sad he's older than me? Heh, finally the jokes on someone else, for months it's been about me being old.
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Old Aug 17, 2005 | 06:44 PM
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Oi, I said I was just kidding :p
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 02:59 AM
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I understand exactly how you feel.

I had road rage twice. The first time I was still driving my 2000 328Ci. I had just got onto the freeway and this guy in a Acura CL typeS came up behind me flashed his high beam and almost hit my car as he goes by and gave me a middle finger. I ended up chasing him for 15min through 3 different freeways while flashing my high beam at him and in the end he got scared, slowed down, exited the freeway while making gesture apologising to me.

second time I had now got my C32, some dude in a Integra GSR flip a sig-butt at me on the freeway. the sig bounced off my hood and hit the side mirror (there was no other cars on the freeway around midnight). I got pissed and pulled up next to him around 70mph...waited for him to take off and just smoked him.

but like other said...i'm raising on a Chevy Tahoe can beat a 330....oops...I mean Escalade...
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