He asked for it...
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He asked for it...
OK, I'm driving driving home from the gym last night and a souped up Honda CRX (had all the extra gauges on the A pillar, lowered, 16" or 17" sport rims, and an obnoxious exhaust sound) happened to leave the parking lot at the same time. I'm behind him at the first light and he guns it.
I'm talking to my gf on my cell and catch up to him at the next light and he is in the R lane and I'm on the L lane. With my peripheral vision, I can see he is looking at my car (up/down and sideways)...
Again he guns it and this time I can actually hear a sound coming from his car that sounded like a squirt of nitrous. AGAIN, I meet him at the next red light and he is giving me another staredown...I'm still talking to my gf on my cell, but by this time I'm oblivious to what she is saying...All I could think about is killing this CRX.
SOOO...Light turns green, I blip the throttle for a second to get the Beast rolling and at the rpm sweet spot, then I plant the accelerator to the floor...ESP is blinking and I'm friggin GONE...All this time I've still got my gf on the phone, air conditioner on, and my cool jazz station softly on the background.
The CRX was standing still clicking away at his nitrous switch. I know it wasn't a contest and shouldn't have been a test, but it was fun. OK it's a half a kill.
I'm talking to my gf on my cell and catch up to him at the next light and he is in the R lane and I'm on the L lane. With my peripheral vision, I can see he is looking at my car (up/down and sideways)...
Again he guns it and this time I can actually hear a sound coming from his car that sounded like a squirt of nitrous. AGAIN, I meet him at the next red light and he is giving me another staredown...I'm still talking to my gf on my cell, but by this time I'm oblivious to what she is saying...All I could think about is killing this CRX.
SOOO...Light turns green, I blip the throttle for a second to get the Beast rolling and at the rpm sweet spot, then I plant the accelerator to the floor...ESP is blinking and I'm friggin GONE...All this time I've still got my gf on the phone, air conditioner on, and my cool jazz station softly on the background.
The CRX was standing still clicking away at his nitrous switch. I know it wasn't a contest and shouldn't have been a test, but it was fun. OK it's a half a kill.
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Nice!!!
This was in the CLK430 right?
I go out of my way to obliterate all rice rockets! (They always want to race)
I have never lost to one.
This was in the CLK430 right?
I go out of my way to obliterate all rice rockets! (They always want to race)
I have never lost to one.
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Originally Posted by RennTechV12
Nice!!!
This was in the CLK430 right?
I go out of my way to obliterate all rice rockets! (They always want to race)
I have never lost to one.
This was in the CLK430 right?
I go out of my way to obliterate all rice rockets! (They always want to race)
I have never lost to one.
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Tard Kills are infinite.....
Because they are 'tard they can't learn.
They stick their hand into the fire again and again.
Rice Tards are fun kill fodder...especially when they do the oh-so predictable ricer fly-by.
They stick their hand into the fire again and again.
Rice Tards are fun kill fodder...especially when they do the oh-so predictable ricer fly-by.
