What's your best speeding ticket story?
Worst one was 147 in a 55 crossing the Alabama Florida line when I was 18. It never showed up on my record thankfully.

Last one was when I lived up in Madison Alabama and had a supercharged C5 vette. Huntsville PD are some sneaky *******s. I got pulled over with another vette on 565. The cop running radar was in a Huntsville Utilities bucket truck which was extended up on the Madison Pike exit like they were working on a pole. I got tagged for 156 in a 55 and the buddy behind me got it for 141 in a 55. Sadly we both had to go to court for that and there were tons of others there who like us got caught by some sneaky underhanded cop. We both got traffic school so no record and insurance hike worries, but they have a serious cash generation project going on up there.
Most scared I have been being pulled over was when I was in school at Jacksonville State. We had a friend who had military dependant card and we use to head out on base and go to the "Class 6" store for cheap booze. We were all piled up in a 1990 Toyota doing 30 in a 25. Mp's pulled us over guns drawn and K9 out and barking. Those guys do not play and don't take jokes very lightly either.
The bad thing was that at the time I was in charge of these roadworks as the main safety officer.
I was so embarrassed when the letter came through to my boss.....
Regards
Andy
Was headed to get dinner at 99 Resturant after work around 4:45pm. It was May, first nice spring day in western massachusetts, very hot out, and hit a light right before a staright away. I was driving a 2004 Subaru WRX, stage-4, with meth injection... Stepped into it when the light turned green.
It was a 45mph zone, and I had just hit around 60-70mph (guessing, wasnt watching speedo) mid-way up a steep incline in the road. Coming over the top of the incline was a state trooper going the opposite way. My radar never went off, and thought I got lucky as I cleared the top of the hill. The restaurant was about 300ft away through a couple of lights... Yielded at the first, stopped at the second, then pulled in to park.
Put the windows up, turned off the car, and was heading in when the state tropper pulled in with the lights on. He hit the loudspeaker, and told me to get back in the car. Walked to the car, got inside... He came up to the door and told me to put the window down. The car was off because I jad just got back inside it, so I told him exactly that, not wanting to put the keys back in and thinking I was doing something different. He then told me to open the door, and to get out of the car. I did. He yelled "Why are you running from me?!" I paused, and said I wasn't. He gave me a WTF look, and then turned me around, and told me to put my hands behind my back. Said I was under arrest for failure to stop for a police officer. He then asked how fast I was going, and told him I wasn't sure. He just told me I shouldnt have run after that. They had the car towed, even though it was in a parking spot, and then I got a ride back to the state police barraks in the back. Luckily a friend of a friend saw this happen, and he provided the $40 bail to get me out of jail to go home. I only had $20 at the time, and they didnt take cards.
I had to go to court twice for the ordeal. I was found guilty. The state trooper, GTO owner, filled his report right up and stuck to it in court.. the judge obviously went with their own. He even noted things in his report such as the color of my shirt as he drove by, and added in statements such as numerous drivers pointing to where I was. I didn't have funds to pay for a lawyer, so I represented myself.. Obviously a mistake, but what can you do when you dont have the cash.
6 Points on my license, failure to stop, and speeding... and the lasting effect for if and when I get pulled over again, when they see failure to stop, I'll instantly get a ticket. I lost all respect for the legal system. Since then sold the WRX, and picked up the c32. Lovin' MB!
Was headed to get dinner at 99 Resturant after work around 4:45pm. It was May, first nice spring day in western massachusetts, very hot out, and hit a light right before a staright away. I was driving a 2004 Subaru WRX, stage-4, with meth injection... Stepped into it when the light turned green.
It was a 45mph zone, and I had just hit around 60-70mph (guessing, wasnt watching speedo) mid-way up a steep incline in the road. Coming over the top of the incline was a state trooper going the opposite way. My radar never went off, and thought I got lucky as I cleared the top of the hill. The restaurant was about 300ft away through a couple of lights... Yielded at the first, stopped at the second, then pulled in to park.
Put the windows up, turned off the car, and was heading in when the state tropper pulled in with the lights on. He hit the loudspeaker, and told me to get back in the car. Walked to the car, got inside... He came up to the door and told me to put the window down. The car was off because I jad just got back inside it, so I told him exactly that, not wanting to put the keys back in and thinking I was doing something different. He then told me to open the door, and to get out of the car. I did. He yelled "Why are you running from me?!" I paused, and said I wasn't. He gave me a WTF look, and then turned me around, and told me to put my hands behind my back. Said I was under arrest for failure to stop for a police officer. He then asked how fast I was going, and told him I wasn't sure. He just told me I shouldnt have run after that. They had the car towed, even though it was in a parking spot, and then I got a ride back to the state police barraks in the back. Luckily a friend of a friend saw this happen, and he provided the $40 bail to get me out of jail to go home. I only had $20 at the time, and they didnt take cards.
I had to go to court twice for the ordeal. I was found guilty. The state trooper, GTO owner, filled his report right up and stuck to it in court.. the judge obviously went with their own. He even noted things in his report such as the color of my shirt as he drove by, and added in statements such as numerous drivers pointing to where I was. I didn't have funds to pay for a lawyer, so I represented myself.. Obviously a mistake, but what can you do when you dont have the cash.
6 Points on my license, failure to stop, and speeding... and the lasting effect for if and when I get pulled over again, when they see failure to stop, I'll instantly get a ticket. I lost all respect for the legal system. Since then sold the WRX, and picked up the c32. Lovin' MB!
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
I believe the speed limit is either 35 or 40 going up the hill. I am going between 3rd and 4th and doing easily in the triple digits through the straights. Windows down, music blasting, **** eating grin from ear to ear. We crest the hill after driving like this all the way up and come up the small town where we observe the local speed limit and then out of nowhere, after we get through the town, a state cop pulls the four of us over (he passed all of us and motioned to each of us as he passed).
I was the pace car, but he started from the rear forward. I over heard his conversations to know that he had been trying to catch up with us from when we first started up the hill as he spotted us (from the other side). I knew we were toast but did not know how much he was going to peg us at.
He came over to me and after seeing three dejected looks from my friends, I knew we were not going to jail but were getting tickets. So, a bit relieved, I decide to have some fun. He asked do you know what I pulled you guys over for? I took a brief look at the four sports cars lined up and said, "Busted tailight?" with a big **** eating grin. He laughed and I said I know we were speeding officer, we were out having some fun and we got a bit out of hand. He thanked me for my honesty and still gave me a ticket but for, IIRC, 62 in a 45.
I handed him my license and insurance card and went into a restroom on the side of the building. A few moments later, someone tries the handle and knocks on the door and I tell them its occupied. My license and insurance card are slipped under the door and the officer tells me he has to leave for a domestic disturbance call. No ticket.
I've also been written 2 tickets on separate occasions for 6mph over and 9mph over, both while traveling 110-120 (once in a 65mph zone and once in a 45mph zone).
72 in a 45 '96 SL500 "You dont deserve to drive this car" - pig
74 in a 45 '02 S500 "Are you nuts?" - pig ,, freeway changed from 65 to a 45 quick.
72 in a 35 '99 SLK230 - street racing, failure to signal, wreckless op - smoked some riced up honda.
106 in a 65 '99 SLK230 - slowing down going around a highway bend through traffic on the way from boca raton to st. pete. Glad he only caught me slowing down. Waited for over an hour, I think he was waiting on a dog. (i had a little bit of stuff that smelled like a skunk and it was baking on the 110 degree asphalt (next to my spare tire))
163 in a 45 '01 SL600 - slowing down in my v12, i fly past a cop - eh no problem good luck to him. Come up to a construction zone 2 lanes down from 5 (was a freeway) Cement barriers both sides. Two vigilante *****s in economy cars are sitting side by side dead on at 45. I'm inches away from both cars back and forth trying to push one over. They keep the same up for another few minutes until piggy finally catches up. - evading police, intent to kill, wreckless op, etc etc bs etc. lose my license and many fees - end up recieving no points through court (Thanks uncle sheriff)
85 in a 45 - 04' G55K - pig is very upset and rude gives me a few extra bs tickets, clearly jealous of the car
)i know i have at least 6+ more can't think of them though.
do you know why I pulled you over? a: I was the closest car in front of you.
He starts laughing. Walks over to his cruiser, cames back after 5 or so minutes. Gives me back my docs and asks : did you wear a seat belt?
a: yes. q: let me ask you again did you wear seatbelt? a: no. his reply: here is warning for not using seatbelts , have a nice day.
It was the last time I did get a break when pulled over in Chicago.
From that day I'm getting raped w/ tickets.
The worst was in little ***** town called Stone Park - suburb of chicago.
2 cops 1 stop and 11 tickets- speeding, seatbelt, recless driving, bold tire, no plate in front, marker light out, failer to use turn signal, following to close, the best one: horn unoperational, tinted front windows, no drivers license ( didn't have it on me) - outcome 2 nights in jail (it happend on friday late afternoon so I had to wait until Monday to post bail), went to court, walked out w/ supervision for 6 months and fine of $75.
Luckily, he didn't write me for driving 120 in the carpool/HOV lane alone with illegal tint and no front license plate. I still don't have a front plate and my tint is still on.
1. Speeding in zone 31+
2.Following to Closely
3.MVD FM Lane Unsafely
3.Improper Signal
what the hell should i do... got a court date for november 11th this is my first speeding ticket lol
1. Speeding in zone 31+
2.Following to Closely
3.MVD FM Lane Unsafely
3.Improper Signal
what the hell should i do... got a court date for november 11th this is my first speeding ticket lol

NYC court is the hardest. from what ive herd. If i were you I would try to go speak to the cop and see what he can do. If hes a **** about it. Get a lawyer. I just got one for a ticket. And I still havent gotten a court date. I got the ticket in june to. I hired this guy Matisyahu Wolfberg. Go to his web page. Notspeeding.com how Ironic. anyways so far so good no ticket yet good luck with that. Also i think 31+ over is either 8 points on your license following to closely is another 4 Chaning lanes unsafely is 3 more and the signal is 2. If im correct. thats a moving violation. Thats 17 points. The revoke your license at 11. ( I have 13 lol but I sat down with a Judge at the DMV so my *** is on the fence right now) dont forget If you incur six points on your driver record during a period of 18 months, the annual assessment is $100. The minimum amount that you must pay each year is the annual assessment. The total assessment for the three years is $300. If you incur more than six points on your driver record during a period of 18 months, the annual assessment is $25 for each point more than the original six points. so 300 for the first 6 minus 17= 11 *25 for each point is 275 + 300 is 575 in extra fees not to mention the orginal fines. Damn man.. If I were you I would take the Driving courses you can now. And make sure you explain to the cop its your first speeding ticket. What did he use Laser or Radar? One last thing Im not advertising for this lawyer but he has some good credibility from what Ive read. And hes a retired cop. Good luck PM me and let me know what he used to get you
Last edited by Riffyb; Aug 15, 2007 at 01:26 AM.
Anyway, about 40 miles into the trip I got stuck behind two cars following a truck carring tree limbs(large truck but not a semi). This guy was driving 30 to 35 in a 55mph zone and I had been stuck behind him about 5 minutes. I had about 300 miles to drive both ways and was getting impatient. I passed though a small town and just outside the town I saw a nice opening in traffic(two lane hwy and two yellow lines) and nailed it and I passed all three vehicles very quickly. The yellow lines ended just after I crossed them and I could see the entire road ahead before I made the move. Just as I was pulling back into my lane I saw the blue lights behind me.
I had been following close and looking for an opening and the small town cop had just pulled behind me and I didn't see him before I made the move.
I admit that I was guilty of passing over the yellow lines but he also wrote for "careless prohib. driving". He told me that this was for being reckless in passing three vehicles at the same time.
Nothing I could do about that. I called their courthouse this morning and it is $100 for each violation. I'm not so worried about the $200 but am wondering if this is two moving violations on one ticket?
I decided that well, "he's gonna have to come get me..."
and kept it pinned now into 5th around 165 and went over a hill so I know he couldn't see me. When he came over the hill he was a dot in my mirrors as I was in 6th easily over 180 and coming to slaughter ln. I took the left, and went down about 1.5 miles hitting at least 165 twice on the way to my buddies house. I enter his street and his garage door is up and he's waiting for me as I pull in and kill the bike and he pulls the door down. He says he heard me about 2 miles away coming hard, so he knew what was going on, and was ready. We heard sirens for the next 15 minutes and watched cop cars patrol the neighborhood for the next few hours. The PI data recording system on the bike says I hit a top speed of 192.Damn, I miss that bike.....










