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Fart Cans are like Belt Buckles....
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2005 Carlsson CD32 E320 CDI Inline-6
Fart Cans are like Belt Buckles....
The SIZE of the belt buckle is inversely proportional to the IQ of the redneck. The bigger the buckle, the dumber the redneck.
The SIZE of the fart can is inversely proportional to the IQ of the driver.
The bigger the can, the dumber the ricer.
So tonight I'm waiting on red, center lane, at an uphill light, 4 lanes wide. 2 sets of cheapo extra bluish-white headlights are bobling in my rearview as they approach. Obviously these kids cut the springs out of their cars. Its a Prelude and and Eclipse. The Prelude goes to my left and the Eclipse to my right. They are way up at the white threshold. The Eclipse is holding his idle fast and looking across my hood to the Prelude.
Light turns green and I clown 'em both miserably. The Eclipse "won" over the Prelude and then does his flyby on my right. Noticed his GIGANTIC fart can, I'm talking Folgers tin here!
He slows, then as I pass I can tell he's in a needlessly low gear as I can hear his motor gurgling and he keeps spiking his gas triggering his pop off valve. I just ignored him, no need to beat a dead horse.
The SIZE of the fart can is inversely proportional to the IQ of the driver.
The bigger the can, the dumber the ricer.
So tonight I'm waiting on red, center lane, at an uphill light, 4 lanes wide. 2 sets of cheapo extra bluish-white headlights are bobling in my rearview as they approach. Obviously these kids cut the springs out of their cars. Its a Prelude and and Eclipse. The Prelude goes to my left and the Eclipse to my right. They are way up at the white threshold. The Eclipse is holding his idle fast and looking across my hood to the Prelude.
Light turns green and I clown 'em both miserably. The Eclipse "won" over the Prelude and then does his flyby on my right. Noticed his GIGANTIC fart can, I'm talking Folgers tin here!
He slows, then as I pass I can tell he's in a needlessly low gear as I can hear his motor gurgling and he keeps spiking his gas triggering his pop off valve. I just ignored him, no need to beat a dead horse.
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Do you have a rear sunshade? If so, it would be fun to write "You have been beaten by a diesel" in reflective tape on the shade. After you pass them, slow down and deploy the shade, then punch the gas again. 
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Yep, got the shade.
Also have pesonalized tag, with reference to diesel.
I was thinking stick this on the shade, for whenever you need it:
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I was thinking stick this on the shade, for whenever you need it:
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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why is it that the eclipse and neon fools around here ALWAYS stay in a low gear and goose it just so SOMEONE hears thier BOV? i honestly don't understand it. it's like they're always trying to prove something. let it go ricers...
Last edited by 45acp; Jan 20, 2006 at 09:39 PM.
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LOL! You should go hang out by NCC... During mid day when they all got class 'cause they are too lazy to wake up for 10 am classes, you hear fart cans and blow off valves. Not to mention alot of posers. You'll see hondas that are about to fall apart w/ the electronic blow off valve noise maker that barely works! (I laughed right in his face when he drove by me with that!) There is a guy there with a A4 1.8t with RS6 badges. The list goes on and on. If you want a laugh, go into the NCC parking lot (in front of the tower) accross from the colliseum on monday (First day of classes) and watch them all go buy.
-edit- Just noticed you work at SK, so you probably know all this! Which one do you work at?
-edit- Just noticed you work at SK, so you probably know all this! Which one do you work at?
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worked at lindenhurst for about 6yrs, now at rockville in the office.
at lindy, about 95% of the ricers will downshift just as they get in front of the store so either, a)someone hears thier bov, or b)someone hears thier loud *** exhaust.
i guess so....
at lindy, about 95% of the ricers will downshift just as they get in front of the store so either, a)someone hears thier bov, or b)someone hears thier loud *** exhaust.
i guess so....
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