Kill Stories Discuss your exciting high speed excursions here!

Maserati Quattroport pride gets hurt

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Rate Thread
 
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 02:30 AM
  #1  
Yellow R1's Avatar
Thread Starter
Super Member
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 770
Likes: 0
From: Silicon Valley, CA
'93 RX-7, SLK55
Maserati Quattroport pride gets hurt

So I'm waiting with the wife for a dinner table standing at the bar in a nice restaurant in Palo Alto (Tamerine) & see some ~50 yr old guy sitting in front of us getting all romantic with his girlfriend (~40 ish). Me & the wife chuckle & get a table, eat, & exit. I notice Romeo getting into his Maser with his honey while we were walking toward my RX-7. On the way to the freeway, a lane has cones marking it off so I get ready to accelerate a bit to merge & some guy floors his car & cuts me off. I'm like, WTF? I drive up closer & notice its Johnny GQ & babe in his tinted Maser.

In any case, I just drive from the light normal & he's jumping me a bit. I guess he likes his new car (it doesn't have tags yet - its pretty new). I ignore him for a minute & then he gets ready to cut me off yet again when I'm trying to get over to the turn lane to get on a road that leads direct to the highway (home). Thats it, not again..... I downshift at ~40 mph & my car went sideways a bit so now, I can cleanly get into the turn lane.

I think to myself, good riddence & drive ~ 2 miles when, Oh noooo, here come Xenon headlights @ warp speed. Its Fangio! He pulls up next to me at the light. The light goes green & he floors it. I slide in behind since someone is turning into my lane at the intersection & Fangio still has his Maser floored. So, anyway, I came up to his bumper, let off, did it again, up t his bumper yet a 3rd time, & then let him go (I wasn't crazy about passing him as the road was bending a bit but I "think" he got the hint). He got crushed from behind 3 times (is that even a "kill" - I dunno ). I know this, his ego bit off more than his Quattroport could chew.

I just thought it was rather funny because he was soooooo proud of that car & kept driving it like an azz (he cut me off twice) . I was happy to douse that pride of his a bit. He had a nice car but also an ego bigger than Hugh Heffner.

See ya,
-Matt

Last edited by Yellow R1; Nov 19, 2006 at 02:34 AM.
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 01:32 PM
  #2  
electromethod's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,618
Likes: 1
From: stix of florida
Honda Grom
Some poeple with money are just trash with huge ego's man. Don't sweat it.... funny story!
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 03:05 PM
  #3  
Thericker's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 9,155
Likes: 20
From: Southern, CA.
V12-Biturbo
Way to go Matt! you showed more self control than most of us would
I bet he told his concubine "Oh I was just playing w/him I didn't even have it floord"

Last edited by Thericker; Nov 19, 2006 at 03:09 PM.
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 03:11 PM
  #4  
Yellow R1's Avatar
Thread Starter
Super Member
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 770
Likes: 0
From: Silicon Valley, CA
'93 RX-7, SLK55
Originally Posted by Thericker
Way to go Matt! you showed more self control than most of us would
I bet he told his concubine "Oh I was just playing w/him I didn't even have it floord"
Concubine? THAT was funnier than my post.

See ya,
-Matt
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 03:15 PM
  #5  
Thericker's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 9,155
Likes: 20
From: Southern, CA.
V12-Biturbo
Originally Posted by Yellow R1
Concubine? THAT was funnier than my post.

See ya,
-Matt
I thought you might like that
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 08:32 PM
  #6  
regor60's Avatar
Super Member
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 784
Likes: 22
From: Atlanta
06 E55 Black
Originally Posted by Yellow R1
So I'm waiting with the wife for a dinner table standing at the bar in a nice restaurant in Palo Alto (Tamerine) & see some ~50 yr old guy sitting in front of us getting all romantic with his girlfriend (~40 ish). Me & the wife chuckle & get a table, eat, & exit. I notice Romeo getting into his Maser with his honey while we were walking toward my RX-7. On the way to the freeway, a lane has cones marking it off so I get ready to accelerate a bit to merge & some guy floors his car & cuts me off. I'm like, WTF? I drive up closer & notice its Johnny GQ & babe in his tinted Maser.

In any case, I just drive from the light normal & he's jumping me a bit. I guess he likes his new car (it doesn't have tags yet - its pretty new). I ignore him for a minute & then he gets ready to cut me off yet again when I'm trying to get over to the turn lane to get on a road that leads direct to the highway (home). Thats it, not again..... I downshift at ~40 mph & my car went sideways a bit so now, I can cleanly get into the turn lane.

I think to myself, good riddence & drive ~ 2 miles when, Oh noooo, here come Xenon headlights @ warp speed. Its Fangio! He pulls up next to me at the light. The light goes green & he floors it. I slide in behind since someone is turning into my lane at the intersection & Fangio still has his Maser floored. So, anyway, I came up to his bumper, let off, did it again, up t his bumper yet a 3rd time, & then let him go (I wasn't crazy about passing him as the road was bending a bit but I "think" he got the hint). He got crushed from behind 3 times (is that even a "kill" - I dunno ). I know this, his ego bit off more than his Quattroport could chew.

I just thought it was rather funny because he was soooooo proud of that car & kept driving it like an azz (he cut me off twice) . I was happy to douse that pride of his a bit. He had a nice car but also an ego bigger than Hugh Heffner.

See ya,
-Matt


That's how I get drivers in the left lane to move over. They're going 80 and I'm lunging repeatedly behind them to get the headlights oscillating in their review mirror...that's what torque will do for you
Reply
Old Nov 19, 2006 | 11:16 PM
  #7  
Carl Lassiter's Avatar
MBWorld Fanatic!
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,146
Likes: 1
From: L.A., CA
'08 M5, '10 Land Cruiser
I showed one up turning left onto Airport Road coming from LAX last week. We were at the front of the 2 left turn lanes and the guy was revving and staring at me with such intent it was rather uncomfortable. It's a near 90degree turn from a stop and my car just gripped and went. They sound great though.
Reply
Old Nov 20, 2006 | 12:13 AM
  #8  
2K6E55's Avatar
Banned
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,489
Likes: 1
From: SoCal
AMGs
Reply
MB World Stories

The Best of Mercedes & AMG

story-0

6 Mercedes Models That Did NOT Age Well (But Are Somehow Still Cool)

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

Manual Mercedes? 6 Times Sindelfingen Let Drivers Have All The Fun

 Verdad Gallardo
story-2

Mercedes SLR McLaren 722 S Is Extremely Rare Example Modified by McLaren

 Verdad Gallardo
story-3

8 Classic Boxy Mercedes Designs That Have Aged Like Fine Wine

 Verdad Gallardo
story-4

Flawlessly Restored Mercedes 190E Evo II Heads to Auction

 Verdad Gallardo
story-5

Electric Mercedes C-Class Unveiled: 11 Things You Need to Know

 Verdad Gallardo
story-6

Mercedes EQS Gets A Major Update: Everything You Need to Know

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

5 Underrated Mercedes-Benz Models That Don't Get the Love They Deserve

 Verdad Gallardo
story-8

Mercedes 300D Has Pushed Well Past 1 Million Miles and It Ain't Stopping

 Verdad Gallardo
story-9

10 Most Reliable Mercedes-Benz Models You Can Buy Used

 Verdad Gallardo

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 


You have already rated this thread Rating: Thread Rating: 0 votes,  average.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:33 PM.

story-0
6 Mercedes Models That Did NOT Age Well (But Are Somehow Still Cool)

Slideshow: Not every Mercedes design becomes timeless, some feel stuck in the era they came from.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:09:07


VIEW MORE
story-1
Manual Mercedes? 6 Times Sindelfingen Let Drivers Have All The Fun

Slideshow: Yes, Mercedes built manual cars, and some of them are far more interesting than you'd expect.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-02 12:36:58


VIEW MORE
story-2
Mercedes SLR McLaren 722 S Is Extremely Rare Example Modified by McLaren

Slideshow: A one-of-one U.S.-spec Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster became even rarer after a factory-backed transformation at McLaren's headquarters.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-29 11:19:28


VIEW MORE
story-3
8 Classic Boxy Mercedes Designs That Have Aged Like Fine Wine

Slideshow: Before curves took over, Mercedes mastered the art of the straight line, and some of those shapes still look right today.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-25 12:05:49


VIEW MORE
story-4
Flawlessly Restored Mercedes 190E Evo II Heads to Auction

Slideshow: The 190E Evolution II shows how a homologation necessity became a six-figure collector icon.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-22 17:53:47


VIEW MORE
story-5
Electric Mercedes C-Class Unveiled: 11 Things You Need to Know

Slideshow: Mercedes is turning one of its core nameplates electric, and the details show just how serious this shift is.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-21 13:58:06


VIEW MORE
story-6
Mercedes EQS Gets A Major Update: Everything You Need to Know

Slideshow: Faster charging, longer range, and a controversial steer-by-wire system define the latest evolution of Mercedes-Benz EQS.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-15 10:35:34


VIEW MORE
story-7
5 Underrated Mercedes-Benz Models That Don't Get the Love They Deserve

Slideshow: These overlooked Mercedes-Benz models never got the spotlight, but they quietly delivered more than most remember.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-13 19:35:45


VIEW MORE
story-8
Mercedes 300D Has Pushed Well Past 1 Million Miles and It Ain't Stopping

Slideshow: A well-used 1991 Mercedes-Benz 300D with more than one million miles is now looking for a new owner, and it still appears ready for more.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-10 10:05:15


VIEW MORE
story-9
10 Most Reliable Mercedes-Benz Models You Can Buy Used

Slideshow: From bulletproof sedans to surprisingly tough SUVs, these Mercedes models proved that the three-pointed star can go the distance.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-08 09:55:49


VIEW MORE