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Old 01-21-2008, 05:07 PM
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SLR vs tuned Lada...

Tonight I went for a drive on roads of our beautiful city on SLR and there was such history:
Has met red Lada on a traffic light.
This guy on lada has started to twist his engine .
Green light - I has given odds to it ~1-2 seconds, and has pressed accelerator pedal. Lada left all further and further forward, break between us of dews when on a speedmeter was approximately 180, the distance between us began to be reduced, but further again there was a red traffic light and it was necessary to reduce speed. Further I have decided to not give odds to it - have started simultaneously. Approximately up to 140-160km/hour it was ahead, further I have easily left.
Than we stopped and talked - it appears in Lada there is 2.0L engine + turbo (Turbosystem he has made All itself. The standard motor in such Ladas - 1.5L, 75HP). Has told how raced on it on 1/4mile meter against carrera GT and win. Then he race on 1/4mile with tuned XJ220, finish approximately equally....


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Just for the hell of it I fired up AltaVista Babel Fish and translated this from English to French, then French to German, then German back to Enligsh. I got this:

I went looking for this evening an order on roads of our beautiful city on SLR, and there was such a history: Lada red is met on a traffic fire. This type on lada began to rotate its engine. Green light - I has luck it given of it second place ~1-2 and it pressed the accelerator pedal. Lada continued to leave all, and more worms the front, the cut between us of damage caused by water, when on speed meters approximately 180 was, the distance between us has begun to be reduced, but promotes it gave still another red traffic fire, and it was necessary to reduce the speed. In addition I decided not to give it the luck - at the same time to have begun. Approximate up to 140-160km/hour that he forward was, others I left easily. That we held on and to have spoken - there the engine appears to 2.0L + the turbo in Lada is (turbo-system that it made everyone. The standard engine in such Ladas - 1.5L, 75HP). It said that over it packed up on the 1/4mile meter will square GT and the victory against it. Then it packs finishing on 1/4mile with XJ220 granted, approximately likewise....



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I translated it to Korean and I understood it perfectly. And I dont know any Korean

오늘 밤 나는SLR에 우리의 아름다운 도시의 도로에 드라이브를 위해 가고 그런 역사 있었다: 신호등에 빨간Lada을 만났다. lada에 이 녀석은 그의 엔진을 뒤틀n것을 시작했다. 초록불 -I은 그것에게 확율에게~1-2초를 주고, 가속 장치 페달을 눌렀다. Lada은 모두 더와 더 앞으로 남겨두었다, 우리들사이 틈은의speedmeter에 때 이었다 대략180이슬을 맺는다, 우리들사이 거리는 감소한것을 시작되고, 그러나 다시 거기서 이었다 빨간 신호등 발전하고 속도를 감소하는것은 필요했다. 더 나는 그것에게 확율을 주지 않는것을 결정했다 - 동시로 시작했다. 대략 전방, 더 나 있은140-160km/hour까지 쉽게 떠났다. 우리는 보다는 멈추 그리고 말하 - 그것은lada거기서의 안에 이2.0L엔진 + 터보 (그가 있 자체 모든 만들turbosystem나타나. 그런Ladas-1.5L,75HP안에 표준 모터). carreraGT과 승리향하여1/4mile미터에 그것에 경주해 라고 말했다. 그때 그는 조정한XJ220의 끝에1/4mile에 대략 동등하게....경주한다
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I translated it to Korean and I understood it perfectly. And I dont know any Korean

오늘 밤 나는SLR에 우리의 아름다운 도시의 도로에 드라이브를 위해 가고 그런 역사 있었다: 신호등에 빨간Lada을 만났다. lada에 이 녀석은 그의 엔진을 뒤틀n것을 시작했다. 초록불 -I은 그것에게 확율에게~1-2초를 주고, 가속 장치 페달을 눌렀다. Lada은 모두 더와 더 앞으로 남겨두었다, 우리들사이 틈은의speedmeter에 때 이었다 대략180이슬을 맺는다, 우리들사이 거리는 감소한것을 시작되고, 그러나 다시 거기서 이었다 빨간 신호등 발전하고 속도를 감소하는것은 필요했다. 더 나는 그것에게 확율을 주지 않는것을 결정했다 - 동시로 시작했다. 대략 전방, 더 나 있은140-160km/hour까지 쉽게 떠났다. 우리는 보다는 멈추 그리고 말하 - 그것은lada거기서의 안에 이2.0L엔진 + 터보 (그가 있 자체 모든 만들turbosystem나타나. 그런Ladas-1.5L,75HP안에 표준 모터). carreraGT과 승리향하여1/4mile미터에 그것에 경주해 라고 말했다. 그때 그는 조정한XJ220의 끝에1/4mile에 대략 동등하게....경주한다

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I translated it to Korean and I understood it perfectly. And I dont know any Korean

오늘 밤 나는SLR에 우리의 아름다운 도시의 도로에 드라이브를 위해 가고 그런 역사 있었다: 신호등에 빨간Lada을 만났다. lada에 이 녀석은 그의 엔진을 뒤틀n것을 시작했다. 초록불 -I은 그것에게 확율에게~1-2초를 주고, 가속 장치 페달을 눌렀다. Lada은 모두 더와 더 앞으로 남겨두었다, 우리들사이 틈은의speedmeter에 때 이었다 대략180이슬을 맺는다, 우리들사이 거리는 감소한것을 시작되고, 그러나 다시 거기서 이었다 빨간 신호등 발전하고 속도를 감소하는것은 필요했다. 더 나는 그것에게 확율을 주지 않는것을 결정했다 - 동시로 시작했다. 대략 전방, 더 나 있은140-160km/hour까지 쉽게 떠났다. 우리는 보다는 멈추 그리고 말하 - 그것은lada거기서의 안에 이2.0L엔진 + 터보 (그가 있 자체 모든 만들turbosystem나타나. 그런Ladas-1.5L,75HP안에 표준 모터). carreraGT과 승리향하여1/4mile미터에 그것에 경주해 라고 말했다. 그때 그는 조정한XJ220의 끝에1/4mile에 대략 동등하게....경주한다
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Ok, so who won? It sounds like it was the Lada, but not sure.
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I don't even know what the hella Lada is?
Is that what you climb to change a light bulb?
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I don't even know what the hella Lada is?
Is that what you climb to change a light bulb?
OMFG!!! Rotlmfao!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha This one killed me! Good one Stiggy!
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This is a Lada...I was damn near killed by one while in Moscow in the 80's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKkzmBLhtig
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Originally Posted by TopCarbon
I translated it to Korean and I understood it perfectly. And I dont know any Korean

오늘 밤 나는SLR에 우리의 아름다운 도시의 도로에 드라이브를 위해 가고 그런 역사 있었다: 신호등에 빨간Lada을 만났다. lada에 이 녀석은 그의 엔진을 뒤틀n것을 시작했다. 초록불 -I은 그것에게 확율에게~1-2초를 주고, 가속 장치 페달을 눌렀다. Lada은 모두 더와 더 앞으로 남겨두었다, 우리들사이 틈은의speedmeter에 때 이었다 대략180이슬을 맺는다, 우리들사이 거리는 감소한것을 시작되고, 그러나 다시 거기서 이었다 빨간 신호등 발전하고 속도를 감소하는것은 필요했다. 더 나는 그것에게 확율을 주지 않는것을 결정했다 - 동시로 시작했다. 대략 전방, 더 나 있은140-160km/hour까지 쉽게 떠났다. 우리는 보다는 멈추 그리고 말하 - 그것은lada거기서의 안에 이2.0L엔진 + 터보 (그가 있 자체 모든 만들turbosystem나타나. 그런Ladas-1.5L,75HP안에 표준 모터). carreraGT과 승리향하여1/4mile미터에 그것에 경주해 라고 말했다. 그때 그는 조정한XJ220의 끝에1/4mile에 대략 동등하게....경주한다

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This is a Lada...I was damn near killed by one while in Moscow in the 80's
It's a completely different style of driving over there.
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I don't even know what the hella Lada is?
Is that what you climb to change a light bulb?

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Street Lada vs tuned AMG E55 ~620hp.
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Lada 1.3L wankel engine VS Subaru WRX STI.
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Street Lada vs tuned AMG E55 ~620hp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYGQOTaAYq8

That's gotta be our boy E55Russ! How do you pronounce "Lada?" I have seen them mentioned here and there...no clue about specs or performance, but what are they, the Eastern-Europe Supra or something? Those things gotta be mad fast to beat Carrera GT's and all.
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That's gotta be our boy E55Russ! How do you pronounce "Lada?" I have seen them mentioned here and there...no clue about specs or performance, but what are they, the Eastern-Europe Supra or something? Those things gotta be mad fast to beat Carrera GT's and all.
The specs are it's a 4-banger 1.3 liter and puts out a whopping 70 or 75 hp. And that's the fully loaded model. The fully unloaded one is like 1.1 liter. That's what I recall anyway. And you pronounce it L'a'd'a. Just like you're reading it. Imagine saying "lava" with a "d" instead of "v".
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THese lada are just sitting on V10 and they weight like 500 pounds... thats all.
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Originally Posted by Onimush
Tonight I went for a drive on roads of our beautiful city on SLR and there was such history:
Has met red Lada on a traffic light.
This guy on lada has started to twist his engine .
Green light - I has given odds to it ~1-2 seconds, and has pressed accelerator pedal. Lada left all further and further forward, break between us of dews when on a speedmeter was approximately 180, the distance between us began to be reduced, but further again there was a red traffic light and it was necessary to reduce speed. Further I have decided to not give odds to it - have started simultaneously. Approximately up to 140-160km/hour it was ahead, further I have easily left.
Than we stopped and talked - it appears in Lada there is 2.0L engine + turbo (Turbosystem he has made All itself. The standard motor in such Ladas - 1.5L, 75HP). Has told how raced on it on 1/4mile meter against carrera GT and win. Then he race on 1/4mile with tuned XJ220, finish approximately equally....

have no idea what you said but thats a nice collection you have. e500 amg 7.3????? r129 SL73??????? and a SLR? do you have pics?
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Look up Jeremy Clarkson's destruction of a Lada on Youtube, funniest thing ever. Actually here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooUsS08LxeQ
That was def. Russ, that car is unmistakable, haha

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