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Old May 17, 2009 | 10:29 AM
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G37S Humiliation

Not proud of this one but he just wouldn't let it rest. Driving the E back from the mall I notice what I think is a G35 coupe working his way through the light traffic. Sure enough, he's hunting me down and ends up door to door with me while we cruise up a semi deserted four lane. He blips the throttle a couple of times but I don't bite. We end up stopped at a light and when it goes green he spins the tires and blasts away while I just watch, then slows down for me to catch up. We end up side by side again at the next light. I wasn't going to run him, why waste the gas, but he blasts off again. Out of frustration more than anything else, I decide enoughs enough and mat the gas when he's got about three cars on me and instantly started to gain on him and soon pass him like he's got the anchor out. After that, he maintains a respectfull distance.

I don't normally play with cars not in my league but either this guy doesn't know anything about AMG's or just wanted to see how his G37S compared. Either way, he knows now.
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Old May 17, 2009 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by speedpeddler
Not proud of this one but he just wouldn't let it rest. Driving the E back from the mall I notice what I think is a G35 coupe working his way through the light traffic. Sure enough, he's hunting me down and ends up door to door with me while we cruise up a semi deserted four lane. He blips the throttle a couple of times but I don't bite. We end up stopped at a light and when it goes green he spins the tires and blasts away while I just watch, then slows down for me to catch up. We end up side by side again at the next light. I wasn't going to run him, why waste the gas, but he blasts off again. Out of frustration more than anything else, I decide enoughs enough and mat the gas when he's got about three cars on me and instantly started to gain on him and soon pass him like he's got the anchor out. After that, he maintains a respectfull distance.

I don't normally play with cars not in my league but either this guy doesn't know anything about AMG's or just wanted to see how his G37S compared. Either way, he knows now.
Don't worry,soon he'll notice the errors of his ways and buy a C36 then a CLK55 like Jonc36 did!
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Old May 17, 2009 | 11:54 AM
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Don't worry,soon he'll notice the errors of his ways and buy a C36 then a CLK55 like Jonc36 did!
I think you should change your sig when you got me like 1/2 car with your "monster" C55 I'm sure you remember that
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Old May 17, 2009 | 12:16 PM
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Duh Oh! What happened in that race between Jon's 350Z and your C55 anyway. I heard that Z was QUICK, it had the F1 inspired tiptronic paddle shifts
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Old May 17, 2009 | 04:32 PM
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The race between the previous 350z and his converted c55 was he passed me like I was standing still. But my Clk55 was so close oh so close. I guess my skinny *** helps.
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Old May 17, 2009 | 09:06 PM
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Old May 17, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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My friend has the 06 350z 6spd well it wasnt pretty for the 350z
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Old May 18, 2009 | 08:42 AM
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I think you should change your sig when you got me like 1/2 car with your "monster" C55 I'm sure you remember that
Bottom line is that YOU WERE THE LOSER!!! Several TIMES,it was like racing your 350z!!! YOU WERE THE LOSER!

First it's 1 car,then it's 1/2 a car which is it ? You're confusing me with Will sonny. Take it pass 110mph running me and you'll get rid of your CLK55 like you did your 350z.

Then you'll have a reason to get a W211 E55.

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Old May 18, 2009 | 08:49 AM
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Duh Oh! What happened in that race between Jon's 350Z and your C55 anyway. I heard that Z was QUICK, it had the F1 inspired tiptronic paddle shifts
Tommy the clueless look on his face was priceless! Especially after he called me out. At that time my car was not even running right as well.



He got rid of that 350Z in a heart beat!!! God knows how much mods and money he had in that thing.
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Old May 18, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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Bottom line is that YOU WERE THE LOSER!!! Several TIMES,it was like racing your 350z!!! YOU WERE THE LOSER!

First it's 1 car,then it's 1/2 a car which is it ? You're confusing me with Will sonny. Take it pass 110mph running me and you'll get rid of your CLK55 like you did your 350z.

Then you'll have a reason to get a W211 E55.
Sorry to say Wills modded Srt-8 was a little faster then you "monster" c55. My stock Clk55 vs your modded converted c55 40-120mph run you got me less then a car. Not impressed for a "monster" c55 Face the facts bro this is what happened.
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Old May 18, 2009 | 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by ProjectC55
Tommy the clueless look on his face was priceless! Especially after he called me out. At that time my car was not even running right as well.



He got rid of that 350Z in a heart beat!!! God knows how much mods and money he had in that thing.
Yeah I admit my 350z got left for dead. Also the reason I sold my 350z which only had exhaust was someone i know wanted to buy it for $16k which is when I came across the low mileage Clk55 for $22k but lowered it to $20k with a warranty. Couldnt beat the deal.
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Old May 18, 2009 | 03:08 PM
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Don't feel too bad ! I was driving home from jersey and had a G37S egg me but I'm a little different, I don't care what class your car is in and if you try to provoke a race you will get a race. I have a G37 so I know the difference between G37 and e55 lolol but it will still fun to completely abuse the G37.
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Old May 18, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ProjectC55

Then you'll have a reason to get a W211 E55.
Time to slap on a "yee oldie kleemann S/C"
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Old May 18, 2009 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Sorry to say Wills modded Srt-8 was a little faster then you "monster" c55. My stock Clk55 vs your modded converted c55 40-120mph run you got me less then a car. Not impressed for a "monster" c55 Face the facts bro this is what happened.
Now I know you're stupid.
Sorry to say sonny but my car has pulled on Will's car up top at over 135mph to 160mph a couple of times. If Will got a real good jump on me it was even tougher. You can ask him. Willl has gotten me at lower speeds where my car would start pulling him back and slowly pass him. I doubt if your car could ever do that. Will's car is a beast and i would never run him in the 1/4 mile. Your less than a car is your fabrication or your dream.

First you step on the gas and then stop. Steo on the gas and then stop. We never got to 120mph. You probably only caught up when I got frustrated with you and your stop and go foolishness and I took my foot off the gas which allowed you to catch up.

If you and I ever ran to 120mph or higher you'd have been trounced even worse. It's funny how you would keep stopping as my car would start pulling on you. You did this several times. You were the LOSER. Several times. LOSER! And I've beaten every car you own. So that makes YOU a LOSER. You need a license plate that says LOSER.


Anyday you're ready to run again,you just let me know! You'll get BEAT. Then race TommyS4,YOU'LL get BEAT.,then Race Militant,You'll get BEAT. At the end of the day,You'll be a LOSER not once but THREE TIMES

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Old May 19, 2009 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Yeah I admit my 350z got left for dead. Also the reason I sold my 350z which only had exhaust was someone i know wanted to buy it for $16k which is when I came across the low mileage Clk55 for $22k but lowered it to $20k with a warranty. Couldnt beat the deal.
Whatever!

Your 350Z was a pig that you swore could run with and beat everybody as well. That's why you got the CLK55 deal or not.
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Old May 19, 2009 | 07:10 PM
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Now I know you're stupid.
Sorry to say sonny but my car has pulled on Will's car up top at over 135mph to 160mph a couple of times. If Will got a real good jump on me it was even tougher. You can ask him. Willl has gotten me at lower speeds where my car would start pulling him back and slowly pass him. I doubt if your car could ever do that. Will's car is a beast and i would never run him in the 1/4 mile. Your less than a car is your fabrication or your dream.

First you step on the gas and then stop. Steo on the gas and then stop. We never got to 120mph. You probably only caught up when I got frustrated with you and your stop and go foolishness and I took my foot off the gas which allowed you to catch up.

If you and I ever ran to 120mph or higher you'd have been trounced even worse. It's funny how you would keep stopping as my car would start pulling on you. You did this several times. You were the LOSER. Several times. LOSER! And I've beaten every car you own. So that makes YOU a LOSER. You need a license plate that says LOSER.


Anyday you're ready to run again,you just let me know! You'll get BEAT. Then race TommyS4,YOU'LL get BEAT.,then Race Militant,You'll get BEAT. At the end of the day,You'll be a LOSER not once but THREE TIMES
Your acting like a child 40-120 you got me less then a car Also Wills Modded Srt-8 40- 120 was 1 1/2 cars not impressed for a car which ran 12.6@113 in the 1/4. Ask Toms4 he was there. Please act like a man and just admit it.
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Old May 19, 2009 | 07:13 PM
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Your acting like a child 40-120 you got me less then a car Also Wills Modded Srt-8 40- 120 was 1 1/2 cars not impressed for a car which ran 12.6@113 in the 1/4. Ask Toms4 he was there. Please act like a man and just admit it.
Let's run! Case closed! Stop running your mouth!

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Old May 19, 2009 | 09:08 PM
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Old May 19, 2009 | 10:48 PM
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My friend has the 06 350z 6spd well it wasnt pretty for the 350z
ya but i gots me an intake and spacer

jk lol. their decent cars. its the best rice burner i ever owned
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Old May 20, 2009 | 07:31 AM
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You know Sundays I'm in Mexico.
Yep 17's go back on car gets inspected then it's yo tail!
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Old May 20, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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ya but i gots me an intake and spacer

jk lol. their decent cars. its the best rice burner i ever owned
My friends 06 350z 6spd with intake,spacer,catback runs right with e46 m3 smg.
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Yep 17's go back on car gets inspected then it's yo tail!
See your not confident with your current setup when you ran me Goes to show it was so close so close
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Old May 21, 2009 | 09:22 PM
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See your not confident with your current setup when you ran me Goes to show it was so close so close
No Retard, they are bent,have curb rash and are being sent out to be cleaned up and look like new for the season.
I'll run your car with the 18's plus I'd give you a car head start.:word

Makes no difference. End result will be your name which is


LOSER!
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Old May 24, 2009 | 12:27 AM
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Bottom line is that YOU WERE THE LOSER!!! Several TIMES,it was like racing your 350z!!! YOU WERE THE LOSER!

First it's 1 car,then it's 1/2 a car which is it ? You're confusing me with Will sonny. Take it pass 110mph running me and you'll get rid of your CLK55 like you did your 350z.

Then you'll have a reason to get a W211 E55.
Hey, I had him by atleast 2 cars plus my car had some technical issues that I didn't know of at the time. It would be a totally different ball game now...
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Hey, I had him by atleast 2 cars plus my car had some technical issues that I didn't know of at the time. It would be a totally different ball game now...
Willlllllllllllllllllllllll! What's up.

Also I'm sure you'd eat his food! He's totally sleeping on my car as well.

I'm sure with the other lil tricks you did there would be no question.


He only likes to take his car up to 110mph and shut her down. Once you start piulling on his *** he stops.
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