Busa196

So I'm minding my own business the other day in the S65 when some clown behind me in a Lexus ISF starts darting through traffic to get beside me......I gladly maneuver my car making it as easy as possible for him to get beside me. Once next to me he sits there for about 5-7 seconds and is just pacing me....I motion to roll down the window as he's got very dark tint and I couldn't see him. He then suddenly honks his horn 3 times and leaves on the third honk, tears off and hits his hazards. I chuckle, and try to act like an adult and not run my car up the azz end of his Toyota. He never even rolled down the window? Honks and then hits his hazards as I'm motioning to him trying to get his attention?? Really? LOL.

So, at the stop light he finally has the decency to roll it window down, but only about 2/3's of the way because he's cool like that. I played dumb and explained that I had no idea what he was doing....."were you trying to race me?" I mumbled in a green, rookie demeanor. His 18yr old girlfriend was laughing at me as her 19yr old boyfriends car had just dusted the Benz that has a "SUB 12S" vanity plate. She was so happy for him......well done sport.

So at this point as he's giggling with his rapper-cap on, he points to the badge on the side of the car and says "Bi-turbo?? Does that mean two?" I chuckled, peered over at him and arrogantly said "you're gettin ready to find out." He laughs harder and then says "oh, really???" as his girlfriend is knee-slapping laughing now. Now the light turns green, we roll out slow as were still having a friendly chat about what "bi" means.....I'm fairly certain I mentioned his girlfriend somewhere in the conversation. I'm in first, at 25mph and look over and ask him if he's ready .....he says "on the 3rd honk!!".....I laugh and tell him to move whenever he wants. He moves, and I hammer the go-pedal.....as I pass him I wave, then I used my turn signal to get back in front of him, and then calmly reached up and pressed the hazard button (I know, immature, eh?). At 120, with him clearly still into it, I was about 8-10 cars ahead? I slowed, and then signaled for my exit coming up......he blows by me on the left side as if to prove something?

What a disrespectful little ***** in Daddy's Toyota. He knows what the back of a 65 looks like, I can assure you of that. Such an easy kill for the Benz, almost not even worth the risk of getting busted....but because it was him, it was well deserved and I did feel better. All I need now is his 19yr old girlfriend.........

dynomite05

lol....Does Bi mean 2?.....Priceless.....

infantry

His gf would have known what "bi" means

This made me LOL the whole way through. I have had an encounter once when a CTS-V that was modded tried racing me on the freeway, i kept losing, and out of nowhere after like the 3rd run, an s65 hauls *** next to the cts-v and they go at it. V pulled jump and the biturbo looked like it was jogging away from us.

ahh what a feeling, its like your big brother showing up in a street fight!

Deuuuce

Frickin' classic. Sweet kill. Btw, the backseat limo pic is really nice.

SGTzAMG

TIGHT! BAM! thats what he deserved! ISF LMAO!!

IngenereAMG

Great story!!

The ISF crew must have ego issues. I am always being challenged by these nit wits.

The most memorable episode was when I was in the F40, when this guy kept pulling next to me and goosing the gas, then braking... trying to bait me. As we are pulling up to light, he cuts me off and then slams the brakes.

As we sit at the light, he is revving that sewing machine, getting ready to launch. Light turns green...... and off he goes in what he thinks is a blinding pace. The F40 is just yawning....... about 2 feet behind him. As his speed is climbing 60-70-80-90+, I can see him looking at his speedo, and then looking in his mirror... multiple times. When I am sure that he is about to need an underwear change, I squeeze the trigger and pass him like he is stopped.

We got to the next light and I glance over to see him looking down trying to ignore me, his friends slapping him in the head while giving me a thumbs up.

cahiil55k

Great kill man! I can't stand those immature types, and I can't stand their girlfriends even more.

559EVO

Good kill and great write up, It's always better when they are with their girlfriends.

Mantooth

Excellent story.

I remember talking to a guy in a Brabus S65 a few years ago. He said his wife got it for him for their anniversary. I was in my '06 STI(mid 12s), and raced(tried at least) him. It was hilarious. Just imagine the STI hitting a brick wall. That was how fast he flew by me. Him and I both knew what the results were going to be.

also, I've raced a bone stock IS-F in the E55, and pulled pretty hard. I can't imagine the S65...

Das Geld 2

Great Reads from Busa and Dino

Thericker

Excellent read..Thnx for sharing...

zmatt

great story. The ISF always seemed to be a bit of a letdown for what it was. i guess Toyota forget how to make good cars. now a Supra, that's something I can get behind. I know a local cop who has a '96 I think. Black on Black making 417 at the wheels. Sick car.

transferred

Awesome story Busa....way to represent

LawRens

the ones who know they have the inferior cars will always drive like they have something to prove.

like audi drivers.








jk lol

badblackbenz550

HAHAHAH With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility! Having a 19 year old **** just made it so much funner to read =D.

i had a similar encounter with a Toyota but it was a 2002 Camry dude thought he was the **** when i was just cruising watching him throwing hazard lights.

sound 8

" BI " that's what you say when you squeeze the pedal to the metal.