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Old Dec 22, 2010 | 07:50 PM
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I never went to school in america. The S600 is gone and now its a S65 that I drive. It is leased from a leasing company in Brooklyn NY. The last 8 cars I have were brand new and were a lease. I only drive S Mercedes.

There are other cars that are not junk but why do the people buy cars that are priced at near Mercedes but they get a junk lexus or bmw insted.

Im sure that you agree that lexus is junk compared to Mercedes cars.

Everyone can get Mercedes even if the money they make is low. Get a Mercedes with some years. That is what I did a long time ago.

Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Lol...

No seriously, I am not an arrogant guy and the cars I actually own are a 2009 Lexus LS460L (going back) and a 2005 Ford Explorer Limited. I did own a pre-owned 1992 Mercedes-Benz 500 SEL until late 2000 and a 2002 CLK 430 for a short while in 2003.

The personality invented was for sociological purposes. I'm not Russian, I'm 100% American and I respect all automobiles from Kia to Bugatti. All insults were all in fun and no harm was intended.

For the record, I've never even been behind the wheel of an S65 AMG but I'm sure it's a blast. Oh, and I do know that questions are best posed with a question mark.
LOLWUT?

Insults are never funny

You contradict yourself and we will not know which side to believe, thus you will never gain trust in this community.

Assuming you are a "Real" man, which I'm not sure if you are or not (sounds more likely not at the moment), you should prove yourself to us if you want to stay in the forum, or just make a few more posts like you did and be banned. It's up to you.

I don't really care that much because I don't go into S forums nor do I frequent this site, I usually goes to ClubLexus, and people like you sometimes provide entertainment.
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Old Dec 22, 2010 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Solo_D33A
LOLWUT?

Insults are never funny

You contradict yourself and we will not know which side to believe, thus you will never gain trust in this community.

Assuming you are a "Real" man, which I'm not sure if you are or not (sounds more likely not at the moment), you should prove yourself to us if you want to stay in the forum, or just make a few more posts like you did and be banned. It's up to you.

I don't really care that much because I don't go into S forums nor do I frequent this site, I usually goes to ClubLexus, and people like you sometimes provide entertainment.
Nah, it was all in jest.

I'm actually an active member of ClubLexus as well but I wasn't an agitator there lol. This account was created over a year ago and was an attempt at mocking some of the customers we had at a Mercedes-Benz showroom in Brooklyn. I actually took some of what I heard from prospective customers and used them here. "Lexus bicycle" was one of them as well as "American junk" (along with spelling Cadillac as "Caddilac"). The arrogance I exhibited was rather common amongst the walk-ins and was just too funny to keep to ourselves (a friend of mine contributed some of his experiences that I injected here).
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Old Dec 27, 2010 | 05:06 PM
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Old Dec 27, 2010 | 05:59 PM
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T'was funny.... I still wanna be a powa' capn' lollololol
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Old Dec 28, 2010 | 08:31 AM
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This thread is quite entertaining.
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Old Dec 31, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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Old Dec 31, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Why do they laugh at S65.

S65 shows you are a man just like the S600.

People who dont drive S Mercedes dont know anything good. There are pigs that have bmw junk audi junk and lexus bicycle junk that think have a real car. But the real mean laugh all day at this.

I hate the people who have E Mercedes or ML Mercedes who think the car is real. The only Mercedes is S Mercedes SL Mercedes CL Mercedes SLS Mercedes and SLR Mercedes and everything else is junk.

This is why Mercedes build the S Mercedes for real men and not stupid nothings. The S Mercedes is for captains and power. The people give you respect in a S Mercedes and laugh when they see E Mercedes or ML Mercedes because they know who is smart and strong and has power and is a real man. A captain is a real man. Think about it.

You tell the crap that is laughing at S65 Mercedes that you will buy them and you will show them you are powerful and make them cry. This people should pay the price for laughing at S65 Mercedes.
AHAH this is great

Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Lol...

No seriously, I am not an arrogant guy and the cars I actually own are a 2009 Lexus LS460L (going back) and a 2005 Ford Explorer Limited. I did own a pre-owned 1992 Mercedes-Benz 500 SEL until late 2000 and a 2002 CLK 430 for a short while in 2003.

The personality invented was for sociological purposes. I'm not Russian, I'm 100% American and I respect all automobiles from Kia to Bugatti. All insults were all in fun and no harm was intended.

For the record, I've never even been behind the wheel of an S65 AMG but I'm sure it's a blast. Oh, and I do know that questions are best posed with a question mark.
Too bad you were joking
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Old Jan 16, 2011 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Lol...

No seriously, I am not an arrogant guy and the cars I actually own are a 2009 Lexus LS460L (going back) and a 2005 Ford Explorer Limited. I did own a pre-owned 1992 Mercedes-Benz 500 SEL until late 2000 and a 2002 CLK 430 for a short while in 2003.

The personality invented was for sociological purposes. I'm not Russian, I'm 100% American and I respect all automobiles from Kia to Bugatti. All insults were all in fun and no harm was intended.

For the record, I've never even been behind the wheel of an S65 AMG but I'm sure it's a blast. Oh, and I do know that questions are best posed with a question mark.
I liked the first personality better. Bring him back.
Nice work-I'm trying to talk the wife into an S class-just got rid of a 750Li-was too much for her....
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Old Jan 17, 2011 | 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Why do they laugh at S65.

S65 shows you are a man just like the S600.

People who dont drive S Mercedes dont know anything good. There are pigs that have bmw junk audi junk and lexus bicycle junk that think have a real car. But the real mean laugh all day at this.

I hate the people who have E Mercedes or ML Mercedes who think the car is real. The only Mercedes is S Mercedes SL Mercedes CL Mercedes SLS Mercedes and SLR Mercedes and everything else is junk.

This is why Mercedes build the S Mercedes for real men and not stupid nothings. The S Mercedes is for captains and power. The people give you respect in a S Mercedes and laugh when they see E Mercedes or ML Mercedes because they know who is smart and strong and has power and is a real man. A captain is a real man. Think about it.

You tell the crap that is laughing at S65 Mercedes that you will buy them and you will show them you are powerful and make them cry. This people should pay the price for laughing at S65 Mercedes.
awesome, made my night
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 12:01 AM
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why hasn't anyone said anything about this?
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 07:43 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2011 | 10:25 PM
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Old Feb 27, 2011 | 04:18 PM
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Old Mar 2, 2011 | 07:12 PM
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Haha - I always though Captains had heli-service and drove Bentleys, or Koenigsegg type cars - not mass market S-Class etc LOL.

Yeah well, probably. It was obviously a joke. I took my material from a few people I encountered selling at an MB dealership years ago. I heard the captain comment, the proclaiming of Lexus as a bicycle, the assertion that only real men drive S classes and that American cars are simply "junk". I also heard many members of the Russian community refer to men who buy MLs as "girls".
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Old Mar 2, 2011 | 07:48 PM
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Yeah well, probably. It was obviously a joke. I took my material from a few people I encountered selling at an MB dealership years ago. I heard the captain comment, the proclaiming of Lexus as a bicycle, the assertion that only real men drive S classes and that American cars are simply "junk". I also heard many members of the Russian community refer to men who buy MLs as "girls".
Haha - only if the MLs are AMGs and armored do Russian men buy them!
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Old Mar 2, 2011 | 08:32 PM
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I feel like a girl child now in my C - LOL!

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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by OnlyMercedes600
Why do they laugh at S65.

S65 shows you are a man just like the S600.

People who dont drive S Mercedes dont know anything good. There are pigs that have bmw junk audi junk and lexus bicycle junk that think have a real car. But the real mean laugh all day at this.

I hate the people who have E Mercedes or ML Mercedes who think the car is real. The only Mercedes is S Mercedes SL Mercedes CL Mercedes SLS Mercedes and SLR Mercedes and everything else is junk.

This is why Mercedes build the S Mercedes for real men and not stupid nothings. The S Mercedes is for captains and power. The people give you respect in a S Mercedes and laugh when they see E Mercedes or ML Mercedes because they know who is smart and strong and has power and is a real man. A captain is a real man. Think about it.

You tell the crap that is laughing at S65 Mercedes that you will buy them and you will show them you are powerful and make them cry. This people should pay the price for laughing at S65 Mercedes.
I always thought the same way about S class drivers when I was riding in my friends Maybach.
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Old Apr 9, 2011 | 09:12 PM
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I always thought the same way about S class drivers when I was riding in my friends Maybach.
Oh yeah? That's kewl!
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