clk550 vs B8 S4, and E39 M5
07-11-2011, 02:21 PM
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Guys, I believe him, check this out: my sources at the CIA tell me that this Kleemann #5 is basically skunk-works stuff that a Russian defector, one Smirnoff Bulschitzinoff from the secret UFO program in the Ukraine brought with him to Kleemann. It basically works by doubling the number of air/fuel molecules in the engine at any given time, and gives massive horsepower increases.
Kleemann #10 is even more powerful, basically this is what they're going to use to replace the space shuttle program. It gives any non-AMG Mercedes the power to obtain a low-level orbit, and the AMGs will be reserved for future missions to Mars.
I'm telling you this at great personal risk...hold a sec, someone's banging at the door.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................k asdbnqoiwenbqbffsdbvxc
Kleemann #10 is even more powerful, basically this is what they're going to use to replace the space shuttle program. It gives any non-AMG Mercedes the power to obtain a low-level orbit, and the AMGs will be reserved for future missions to Mars.
I'm telling you this at great personal risk...hold a sec, someone's banging at the door.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................k asdbnqoiwenbqbffsdbvxc
07-11-2011, 03:14 PM
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'19 E63S, ‘16 CLS63 RIP, '09 E63 Gone, '06 M5 Gone, '97 Supra TT Gone
Well, now that Seal Team 6 has gotten Impro, I suggest we take this show on the road:
https://mbworld.org/forums/clk-class...ml#post4751094
https://mbworld.org/forums/clk-class...ml#post4751094
07-11-2011, 04:04 PM
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07-11-2011, 04:40 PM
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Also, why not answer CH's question: what mods is it you've done that would give you this much HP?
For someone that's got oh so much rwhp, you sure seem reluctant to discuss it!
Why is this?
07-11-2011, 04:45 PM
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Kleemann Eaton Blower
Kleemann Mid Length Headers / Down pipes
300 Cel 2ndary cats
PTE Cams
Ti Retainers
Quaife LSD
PTE 180 Therm
Small Pulley Blower 7psi
P/P heads
i trap 125 but by mistake typed 12 sec instead of 11 didn't bother to reregister.
Kleemann Mid Length Headers / Down pipes
300 Cel 2ndary cats
PTE Cams
Ti Retainers
Quaife LSD
PTE 180 Therm
Small Pulley Blower 7psi
P/P heads
i trap 125 but by mistake typed 12 sec instead of 11 didn't bother to reregister.
07-11-2011, 04:52 PM
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So did you get all of those mods installed, and your car track tested, in the past 9 days?
07-11-2011, 04:54 PM
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we had to install new parts on the car as the previous set up was buggy i will be at the track sunday as i said you more than welcome to run me also.
07-11-2011, 04:57 PM
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How bout just posting some pics of the car and timeslip? You know, you could pop the hood and stick a copy of this thread on there, or even a post-it note with "HERE IT IS, CYLINDER HEAD AND IMPROVIZ" stuck to the ol' Kleemann #5 would do just fine.
That way you would shut all of us awful skeptics up.
We will anxiously be awaiting these pics.
07-11-2011, 04:59 PM
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Sure, sure, including a supercharger I guess....seeing as how you made no mention of that in the previous post I quoted.
How bout just posting some pics of the car and timeslip? You know, you could pop the hood and stick a copy of this thread on there, or even a post-it note with "HERE IT IS, CYLINDER HEAD AND IMPROVIZ" stuck to the ol' Kleemann #5 would do just fine.
That way you would shut all of us awful skeptics up.
We will anxiously be awaiting these pics.
How bout just posting some pics of the car and timeslip? You know, you could pop the hood and stick a copy of this thread on there, or even a post-it note with "HERE IT IS, CYLINDER HEAD AND IMPROVIZ" stuck to the ol' Kleemann #5 would do just fine.
That way you would shut all of us awful skeptics up.
We will anxiously be awaiting these pics.
07-11-2011, 05:02 PM
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'19 E63S, ‘16 CLS63 RIP, '09 E63 Gone, '06 M5 Gone, '97 Supra TT Gone
Why did you change your tune about your mods when you literally just quoted your mods a week ago?
You must have the world's fastest shop to change that setup in a week.
07-11-2011, 05:04 PM
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my car been in a shop for a while i just got it back... we did track testing before we ware happy with everything.
07-11-2011, 05:04 PM
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07-11-2011, 05:06 PM
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07-11-2011, 05:24 PM
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Going on 3mo's in the shop.... but it's partially myfault as we keep adding mods......
Is there anything else I'm misssing:
Kleemann Eaton Blower
Smaller pulley
Kleemann midlength headers/downpipes
300cell 2ndary cats
PTE Cams
Ti Retainers
Port/Polish Heads
180 thermostat
Tune
LSD
Is there anything else I'm misssing:
Kleemann Eaton Blower
Smaller pulley
Kleemann midlength headers/downpipes
300cell 2ndary cats
PTE Cams
Ti Retainers
Port/Polish Heads
180 thermostat
Tune
LSD
07-12-2011, 12:33 AM
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I'll bet we will. In the stands, wishing you were actually out on the track pulling some of those big times you come here and spout off about as if anyone believes you.
I'll repeat the questions from earler:
What shop?
What track? Who worked on your car?
Answers: imaginary shop and imaginary people.
Why no pictures of your "11 sec CLK"?
Answer: because you're a troll.
I'll repeat the questions from earler:
What shop?
Answers: imaginary shop and imaginary people.
Why no pictures of your "11 sec CLK"?
Answer: because you're a troll.
