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Old Jan 2, 2016 | 11:17 PM
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I think car salesmen salivate when they see a woman on the car lot.
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Old Jan 5, 2016 | 10:27 PM
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Man this is an entertaining thread. You can't buy real life humor like this.
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Old Jan 5, 2016 | 10:39 PM
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Man this is an entertaining thread. You can't buy real life humor like this.
Sure you can....especially if you subscribe to HBO's Def Comedy Jam. Although that new comic Andrew Dice Clay seems to appeal to Mike and his twisted sense of humor.
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Old Jan 5, 2016 | 10:42 PM
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Sure you can....especially if you subscribe to HBO's Def Comedy Jam. Although that new comic Andrew Dice Clay seems to appeal to Mike and his twisted sense of humor.
I always liked ADC. Author of "Hickory dickory dock. . . This chick was _______ __ ____" and other fine limericks.
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Old Jan 5, 2016 | 11:26 PM
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I always liked ADC. Author of "Hickory dickory dock. . . This chick was _______ __ ____" and other fine limericks.
Yeah, Dave. I was just listening to The Diceman's latest comedy tape on my Walkman, on my way home from Blockbuster with a copy of "The Breakfast Club". Then I remembered what decade we're in.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 02:31 AM
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Yeah, Dave. I was just listening to The Diceman's latest comedy tape on my Walkman, on my way home from Blockbuster with a copy of "The Breakfast Club". Then I remembered what decade we're in.
Hehe!
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 08:36 AM
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I've been a little upset lately that I can't get my Betamax player to work. And then Sony refuses to fix it. You'd think that a big company like Sony would stand behind their monopolized state of the art technology, but I guess not. Now I have an entire cabinet of Beta tapes just collecting dust that I can't watch, including The Dice man Cometh. Perhaps I should have purchased the extended warranty. SMH.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 08:39 AM
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveW68
I've been a little upset lately that I can't get my Betamax player to work. And then Sony refuses to fix it. You'd think that a big company like Sony would stand behind their monopolized state of the art technology, but I guess not. Now I have an entire cabinet of Beta tapes just collecting dust that I can't watch, including The Dice man Cometh. Perhaps I should have purchased the extended warranty. SMH.
Hang on a minute. I'm on a payphone to TicketMaster trying to get seats to Depeche Mode.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 12:07 PM
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Hang on a minute. I'm on a payphone to TicketMaster trying to get seats to Depeche Mode.
Let me know when they're coming to Chicago. My wife wants to see them.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 02:40 PM
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Let me know when they're coming to Chicago. My wife wants to see them.
Does she want to go in half on a dime bag? I'm down to smoking the resin in my bong.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 03:03 PM
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Does she want to go in half on a dime bag? I'm down to smoking the resin in my bong.
My wife? Not a snowball's chance in hell. But you've definitely piqued my interest.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 03:30 PM
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Sorry dude. I thought she partied. A buddy of mine has a line on some hellacious Krypto but I need $35 for a nickle. All buds, no stems/seeds!
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 03:35 PM
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 04:32 PM
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I think Wham! is going to go down as one of the greatest musical acts in history. Maybe not George so much as Andrew. That guy has "solo artist" written all over him. I'm pretty good at predicting stuff.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 04:58 PM
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I think Wham! is going to go down as one of the greatest musical acts in history. Maybe not George so much as Andrew. That guy has "solo artist" written all over him. I'm pretty good at predicting stuff.
You're so old school. Actually, Menudo is where it's at these days. That kid Ricky Martin is going places. And he'll still be getting *** when he's 80!
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 05:51 PM
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Taping Miami Vice tonight. Crockett is so badass.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 06:33 PM
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Taping Miami Vice tonight. Crockett is so badass.
Love that show. But unfortunately I'll probably be stuck watching Dynasty with the old lady.
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Old Jan 6, 2016 | 07:44 PM
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to tape over our wedding video. My wife can't work the VCR so I'll blame it on her if she asks what happened.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to tape over our wedding video. My wife can't work the VCR so I'll blame it on her if she asks what happened.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to tape over our wedding video. My wife can't work the VCR so I'll blame it on her if she asks what happened.
Yeah....women suck at using the latest technology. My wife can't even figure out how to play TV Pong.
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Dude! Have you tried this "cocaine"??? It's SO EMPOWERING and the good news is it's TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get addicted to!!!
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Old Jan 7, 2016 | 10:38 AM
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Yeah....women suck at using the latest technology. My wife can't even figure out how to play TV Pong.
I know. I got my wife a vibrator and told her to treat it like a *****. She rattled out three fillings and a crown.
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Dude! Have you tried this "cocaine"??? It's SO EMPOWERING and the good news is it's TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get addicted to!!!
Nope....with the poor gas mileage on my S600, I'm stuck buying crack because it's cheaper with a quicker high. If I put some 22's on my car, I could probably become an entrepreneur in the field.
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