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Given a GLE53 coupe as a loaner.
Those GLE 53s are very nice!... if you're coming from a freakin' Honda!
Dislikes:
Christ, that thing is anemic! When accelerating, it does feel like it is accelerating with purpose, but there are a lot of gear changes that make it feel quicker than it really is.
The exhaust sounds like a trouser symphony.... a wet one, at that. Yes, I played with the exhaust modes. I think the louder exhaust setting is just noise(s) piped into the speakers, but didn't roll the window(s) down to check if it's actually louder. The exhaust noise was pretty annoying on the "loud" setting... especially on gear changes.
That said, the car isn't absolutely terrible. Steering was nice and sharp. Brakes worked well (but to be fair, I didn't have to do any hard braking, and the car had 40 miles on it when I drove it off the dealer's lot).
Seats weren't terrible, but they aren't S Class seats. This is a pretty basic GLE 53, though. No Massaging seats, not adaptive cruise, no... well, no soul.
I know, comparing apples to bananas here.
Even the War Department mentioned how the GLEs are nowhere near the cars the S65 is. And she's put ~40K miles on a '24 GLE 63S Coupe in the past 2 years.




Then, I drive it like I rented it to try it out. Meaning I drive it spiritedly, but not like an idiot.
After that, I drive it like I stole it again, since there's no need to trash on it. More-so, with all of the logging these new cars do nowadays, I don't need some overzealous "Loaner Coordinator" telling me that I was "abusing" the car. Already got a text message telling me I was out of my "area" and I'd be charged 25 cents per mile. They won't, it's an automated thing but still shows the dealership does some monitoring.
Given a GLE53 coupe as a loaner.
Those GLE 53s are very nice!... if you're coming from a freakin' Honda!
Dislikes:
Christ, that thing is anemic! When accelerating, it does feel like it is accelerating with purpose, but there are a lot of gear changes that make it feel quicker than it really is.
The exhaust sounds like a trouser symphony.... a wet one, at that. Yes, I played with the exhaust modes. I think the louder exhaust setting is just noise(s) piped into the speakers, but didn't roll the window(s) down to check if it's actually louder. The exhaust noise was pretty annoying on the "loud" setting... especially on gear changes.
That said, the car isn't absolutely terrible. Steering was nice and sharp. Brakes worked well (but to be fair, I didn't have to do any hard braking, and the car had 40 miles on it when I drove it off the dealer's lot).
Seats weren't terrible, but they aren't S Class seats. This is a pretty basic GLE 53, though. No Massaging seats, not adaptive cruise, no... well, no soul.
I know, comparing apples to bananas here.
Even the War Department mentioned how the GLEs are nowhere near the cars the S65 is. And she's put ~40K miles on a '24 GLE 63S Coupe in the past 2 years.
We can all "bum it" in a lesser car for a couple days.
Last edited by SW20S; Aug 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM.
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We can all "bum it" in a lesser car for a couple days.
Other than that, EQ loaners when they bring in EQ vehicles, rare but happens, EQ loaners when they bring in ICE.
Last edited by W205C43PFL; Aug 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM.
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Agreed. Could be slumming it in worse.
Ironically, only using the loaner to get home and then back to the dealership, using my daily driver SUV for daily stuff.
Don't think that store has S 63 loaners. I'd have been interested in one, just to try it out, but I agree with others... not many dealerships will have S63 sedans as loaners.
Agreed. Could be slumming it in worse.
Ironically, only using the loaner to get home and then back to the dealership, using my daily driver SUV for daily stuff.
Other than that, EQ loaners when they bring in EQ vehicles, rare but happens, EQ loaners when they bring in ICE.
As an S Class ownerI have been offered A Classes and CLAs and GLAs and GLBs. When offered one of those I request something better because they are truly awful, but if thats all they have I will drive it. I usually get a C Class or a GLC, and thats fine.
MB Service is expensive enough, imagine how expensive it would be if they had to operate high end cars as loaners?!
The loaners always make me appreciate my car that much more.
Don't think that store has S 63 loaners. I'd have been interested in one, just to try it out, but I agree with others... not many dealerships will have S63 sedans as loaners.
Agreed. Could be slumming it in worse.
Ironically, only using the loaner to get home and then back to the dealership, using my daily driver SUV for daily stuff.
Edit: well, with a V8 S 63 it might not be something that you are missing out at all I understand you are curious and want to test drive one during service in the form of a loaner but other than lighter in the front and faster 0-60... You will never get the bark of the V12.
Last edited by W205C43PFL; Aug 7, 2025 at 06:44 PM.
As an S Class ownerI have been offered A Classes and CLAs and GLAs and GLBs. When offered one of those I request something better because they are truly awful, but if thats all they have I will drive it. I usually get a C Class or a GLC, and thats fine.
MB Service is expensive enough, imagine how expensive it would be if they had to operate high end cars as loaners?!
Well of course, you're coming from one of the most expensive cars MB makes...with a V12! Just be glad you aren't driving loaners better than what you have when its in for service lol, because that would mean you have something not great.
The loaners always make me appreciate my car that much more.
Those FWD MB models are just awful. Loud, hard riding, uncomfortable
I totally agree with the loaners makes you appreciate your own car more comment
Like I said, it's parked in the garage, driving my daily driver instead of that kazoo sounding grocery getter.

What an unrealistic expectation/hope for a loaner.
I do realize OP was not expecting an AMG. But comparing a S65 to any '53' is like comparing a supermodel to white trash
Honestly, it may be one of the reasons he was given AMG 53 as he owns the AMG of The AMGs

There aren't any dealers of any makes in the US giving out $200k loaner cars when a car is in for service. Not even Ferrari.












